I lost interest in Ireland Baldwin when she turned 18….and a lesbian…but not just any kind of lesbian…one in an interracial relationship with a girl who sings about being raped by her relatives until her asshole bleeds..and she couldn’t walk….no joke…

I guess I always knew she had enough testosterone to carry a dyke relationship, and being dyke is trendy as fuck now, especially when you’re a little rich girl with daddy issues…it fits in perfect at Coachella and with your ambien, adderall and medical marijuana license…

All this to say, she’s half naked, I guess she still wants to be a model…and that’s ok…because half naked is fun…even on big scary lesbians…as long as the strap on isn’t pointed at me…for rape until my asshole bleeds and I can’t walk…I’m not urban enough to make music about that hurt….that leads to weak celebrity daughters to take over the minds of…ya know…

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I used to cyberbully Ireland Baldwin before she turned 18, because I am a horrible person who like making fun of attention seeking rich kids, who were at the time whoring themselves out to the media in hopes of getting as much pre-18 attention as possible, because that pre-18 attention is what carries them into their 20s…

I mean it must have been a year ago, but I guess a lot has happened in that year, the boy she pretty much had sex with on Social media and her broke up, she became a lesbian, and her big OGRE of a body that wanted so badly to be a swimsuit model, is now looking fit..because I guess that’s what her modeling agents told her the world wants…because skinny is what we want out of models…why would anyone pay for a fat chick to do anything besides answer phones or work the phone sex hotline or other jobs skinny girls are too pretty for…and I guess this is her progress…of what I assume still eats pussy.

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Ireland Baldwin is an ogre. A Monster. A beast. Even when she’s connected with her mom and dad being super famous as fuck, she can’t manage to get a movie deal, but low level kids of famous people have pulled it off, making me thing that either she’s really a failure across the board, and agencies have to tread lightly not to offend her…because this fame thing is what she’s looking for, otherwise she wouldn’t do the stunts on social media all day, but I guess we gotta keep on trying even when hitting brick walls…it’s not like she’s got better things to do – so here she is in her bikini for instagram since no one is paying her for it – she’s doing it herself. How hip.

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I’d like to take a minute from your hectic day to look at these pics of Ireland Baldwin and try to understand why she’s getting work when she’s such a fucking monster…I’m talking some kind of Baldwin Ogre that crawled out of a Bassinger vagina, only to morph into the big and bloated looking trust fund brat, with an identity crisis, who one day is getting married and simulating sex on social media, to the next when she’s dating some black Youtube spoken word/rapper chick…straight from the fucking gutter…It’s like anything to rebel, get noticed, get attention, be different, cause some kind of conflict, when all she needs to do is ride her family name, book a sitcom and shut the fuck up…but instead, like all these other instagram girls, she’s trying to be a model. What the fuck is wrong with people. If I was her, I’d ride that inheritance straight to a tropical island to fucking tan…people have their priorities all fucked up.

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Identity Crisis Ireland Baldwin’s girlfriend is an equal opportunity – attention seeker… no one ever heard about her before Ireland but here she is now….in with a Baldwin, literally, better maximize that shit, even though no one cares about a Baldwin, not even me, and I’ve been friends with Ireland for like 2 years on instagram and Twitter where she’s since blocked me and told me to fuck off at least once…

Either way, here’s what her girlfriend had to say…

Lesbianism does exist, but I still believe that every single girl is capable of fucking a girl if she is in the right mind set, lesbian or not, it’s not gay to eat pussy or have your pussy eaten….it’s just playful…whether Baldwin wants to jump the lesbian train for her own attention seeking, or because she loves the sweet taste of black berry – who cares…

Having your girl tell the world you fuck…is just odd…trashy…and obviously done intentionally…

I will say, I remember when Ireland was practically married and fucking a Paddle Surfer named Slater, 6 months ago, on instagram…so she’s full of shit…

I will also say, why the fuck am I writing about Ireland Baldwin, she’s a kid having fun, with crazy parents, who cares…

Here’s Ireland being black…to impress her new in laws…

All this to say, I am all for lesbians, especially if I get to watch, I am not for opportunists manipulating to get ahead

Heres THE ARTICLE if you care…

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Our friends over at GALORE MAG have been producing some pretty amazing stuff the last little while and are totally dialled into the relevant girls you want to see half naked and the amazing photographers who take them…it’s like some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit for the next generation with girls who’s vagina’s you actually want to see…like this Ireland Baldwin, recent lesbian after her boyfriend she pretty much had sex with on instagram and her broke up, because that’s just the kind of stability a lunatic actor’s daughter has…and despite her blocking me on all social media, I like to think we are friends and shared an internet moment and for that…I will stare at her aspiring model tits in bikini…she’s good…even if she’s not the best…she’s good.

SEE MORE HERE

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Ireland Baldwin got a Tattoo because she’s so fucking hardcore…a rebellious lesbian showing us how tough she is thanks to her dad’s abusive words back in her formative years, when she was just a spoiled kid with egotistical parents who gave her everything she wanted…something that will continue into adulthood, since being raised in that environment is impossible to be normal..

Even though getting tattoos is hardly what it used to be. Every cheesy dude, and mainstream girl who would have shopped at the GAP in the 90s, when real hardcore people were getting the tattoos, gets tattoos….Shit is mainstream…even lame…

But she wanted to show you the process, and I don’t mind watching her in action, because this tall aspiring model, who is large, lesbian and amazing, seems fun…and for some reason I find this erotic

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Ireland Baldwin is 6 foot 5, 250 pounds, built like a heavyweight boxer, with dreams of being a bikini model, instead of just using her resources to get a law degree or something…because you are raised by a babe like Kim Bassinger, or an ego like Alec Baldwin, you’re so fucking delusional about how life works, that real jobs seem silly, especially with that trust fund, and the only real reward you can find is people liking your instagram…

She posted this pic of her in a toy car, and I figured if all else fails, there’s a fetish for amazon women..and this is probably a good introductory picture to that…bitch too big for her car…so hot..just not to me…

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