Irina Shayk….rockin’ some Boxing Day for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT the day after Advent is supposed to end, because these fashion types are so innovative, if you consider getting low level, yet hot, lingerie models from Russia, who are relevant because they get half naked….and fuck some homosexual soccer player, innovative…and I think she’s pretty fucking hot, otherwise she would be a cam girl who never escaped the oppressive Russian Regime…

Happy Boxing Day…for those of you who like box…

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What the world needs more of is Irina Shayk modeling anything…. whether it is lingerie or sunglasses, she’s hot as fuck…even if she’s probably had a lot of plastic surgery, making her perfectly lovely enough to me..to appreciate….or maybe I just like Russians because they have no soul…or maybe I just like hookers who position themselves properly with A-List athletes, leading to Sports Magazines and tabloid fodder, allowing her amazing body to shine through and take the fuck over…like a barmaid who has defied all odds or some fucking story of overcoming all obstacles, to get to a place where she makes 100k for a day shooting for a brand…She’s won…but when looking at her pics..I like to think we’ve all won…except me….I always lose…but you know what I mean…

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I’ve always joked around about Irina Shayk being a hooker, who was hired to beard some famous soccer player, because he couldn’t be Gay in Europe, they hate that shit…it would ruin him, so hire a babe to divert attention and pay her in fame, fortune and the modeling career she always wanted, I mean being a huge star soccer player getting her into Sports Illustrated is easy, it takes one call to his sports agent who probably reps hundreds of people Sports Illustrated works with, not to mention she’s hot enough to be doing it, so why the fuck not…

But maybe, her career happened out of pure love…and romance…either way, here are shitty bikini pics from a catalog that are as boring as bikini pics of a hot model can be.

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I’ve always called Irina Shayk out for being a Russian hooker, since most Russian girls I’ve met, even the most beautiful and classy ones, are into fucking for money, to get all the expensive things they weren’t allowed to have during communism….

I’ve called her a beard to her soccer Boyfriend, who I have heard she never sees, but who was just part of the equation of making her a Sports Illustrated model…

But the Reality is I have no idea what she’s about, into or what her back story is…I just know she’s hot, with and without the plastic surgery….so here she is in some cheesy holiday campaign…to get you into the Christmas spirit…right…

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Irina Shayk is some Russian I like to call a Russian Hooker, because I am an asshole and I just assume that all Russians in America are hookers, who have either attached themselves to billionaires…or…well really that’s it….

I guess in Irina’s case, she dated a gay soccer player, who apparently isn’t gay, just Euro, and that opened all the fucking doors for her, since even with plastic surgery she’s hot as fuck…and when you’re hot as fuck…it’s easier to survive this scary world..

So here she is, no longer communist, for DT Spain…because she’s a babe…

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Irina Shayk may or may not be a Russian escort that was good enough to sell to the fashion industry/ to a professional soccer player to be the beard for his image…

You know the kind of woman who sees her man for public appearances every 6 weeks, and the rest of the time she’s fucking Hollywood – to get ahead…

The kind of model who walks a fine line of porn girl, bikini model, and fashion….

Who I guess books the occasional campaign that only weirdos can jerk off to, like this one for a shoe company…

It’s like this does zero for me…where’s her half nakedness…but it probably does something to you because you’re a freak and any body part, living or dead, attached or in the freezer is enough for you and that would make me uncomfortable if I cared.

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Irina Shayk is kissing some girl who I assume is Russian on the lips, because apparently that’s how Russian Women make extra cash to pay for their hair, nails and designer clothes….

Sure I am basing my entire opinion on Russian babes on the cam sites and porn sites and mail order bride sites that I frequent…but I like to think that is culturally representative of girls who grew up poor but who are now thrown into the elite, top echelon, 1%, world of fame and fortune – strictly because of the way they look…

We call those escorts…and sure they can disguise as models, or even be models…but the foundation of who they are…their core offering to the world…is still the fuckng same..and when they look like Irina…I am so into that, I wish I had budget for that…or at least one as good as her…

She also wore a bikini on instagram in some luxurious place…because that’s the life she lives…looking the way she does…

Surprisingly, no one asked where her John Ronaldo was…it’s just assumed he’s off on his own gay cruise or something…being rubbed down by men to loosen up after the world cup…he’s a homosexual like that…a homosexual who “dates” this..

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Irina Shayk bores me. I think I have attention span issues, or maybe I am just not excited by pictures of huge movie stars like Irina Shayk, who in the event you didn’t know, was cast in Hercules, because of her very astute acting ability. It’s like she’s a professional trained actor, probably because Russians are disciplined, and hookers have the ability to be anything you want them to be..

That’s not to say Irina Shayk is a hooker, I mean I’m sure a lot of non-hookers have been recruited by professional soccer players to pretend to be their girlfriend in exchange for Sports Illustrated campaigns that his agent can easily coordinate, and that will help their storyline along…especially when they are Russian…

Russian girls are just hot, have no souls and like money…whatever…so do all girls..

Anyway, with her fame and success thanks to strategic BEARDING, she’s in this campaign for some bathing suit company…yes, it is boring…but she’s still a babe and that’s enough for me.

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Irina Shayk wore a headdress for a Vogue shoot, because mocking Indians (feathers not dots) is so fashionable these days, especially when you’re a Russian Mail order bride who only exists because of strategic prostitution…

I mean she’s not necessarily the most cultured of people, she’s an immigrant and I am sure the idea of natives or white people stealing their land forcing them to make Casinos and sell contraband cigarettes, doesn’t really phase her. She’s more into planning her next penis to put in her vagina…because so far…it’s made all these dreams a communist russian never expected to come true…come true…

I am sure she’s not the one styling for Vogue brazil, I don’t even know if natives would be offended by this…I just like to think it’s all her fault because it makes it so fun…even though she’s so hot…and wins all conflicts…

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Irina Shayk was on Extra or some other low level show that is desperate to talk to any and all low level famous people because they are on 5 days a week and no A-Listers really participate in their bullshit…not that I really know what Extra is up to, I hate that shit. I just know that Maria Menounos’s anal loving Greek ass isn’t on it anymore, now it’s just Saved by the Bell’s Mario Lopez…which makes sense because hispanics in their 40s are probably the demographic of the show anyway..

That said, Irina flahsed panties, because if you’re going to be on TV, do your best to get noticed, it was just 5 years ago she was a Russian girl who had dreams of America…flashing panties for 4 dollars an hour…this isn’t much of struggle or stretch for her…if anything her whole career is based on panties..and getting that career..also based on panties…so I guess it’s just falling into place and reminding girls everywhere…show your panties…starting today, by emailing me…

So much white…not very period friendly…risky….I like it.

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Here are her feet for the foot fetishists

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