Iron Man 2 Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2010

27

Apr

Some Pussy at the Iron Man Premiere of the Day

Everyone is freaking out about Iron Man 2….I am not one of those people. I generally can’t stand these bullshit hollywood movies everyone gets excited about and it’s not because I’m trying to be indy, or obscure, or anti-mainstream, cuz if shit was good I’d admit to liking it, I just generally find it retarded, dumbed down, designed for idiots with no real substance who really buy into marketing and what the media tells them….but I can stand pussy and here is some of the pussy that was at the premiere, most of the pussy I don’t recongize, but really all pussy kinda looks the same, sure they come in different colors, sizes and shapes but they all kinda feel the same so naming them really doesn’t matter….

Erin Lucas…..who?

Helena Mattsson…..who?

Anya Monzikova….who?

The Bitch from Dirty Dancing….who?

Scarlett Johansson….Fat.

Pics via LFI
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Posted in:Iron Man 2|Premiere

2010

01

Apr

Scarlett Johansson in the Iron Man 2 Poster of the Day

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I am just posting this Iron Man 2 poster for the virgin losers who think Scarlett Johansson still has it going on, or who already thing they’re engaged to her just based on the amount of times they’ve jerked off to her pictures between Role Playing videogames and the quality of the full body digital print they’ve managed to get on their bedsheets so that they feel like she’s in bed with them everynight, cuz that’s just how committed virgin loser comic book geeks are….

I figure at least one of you can jerk off to this movie poster, despite how fake she looks, because you’ve been getting off to cartoons for decades, so it’s not that much of a stretch…enjoy….

Posted in:Iron Man 2|Poster|Scarlett Johansson

2009

07

Apr

Iron Man’s Got Some Real Masculine High Heels of the Day

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Cross-dressing is not really my thing, unless I am really fucking drunk, horny, desperate and running on a budget, in which case I can program my brain to believe whatever has my dick in its mouth, doesn’t have a dick of their own.

So I am not posting these pictures for you to jerk off to, I am just posting them because seeing Robert Downey in high heels makes me think that those showers in prison really changed a core part of him, but then I remembered that he’s Iron Man and playing some put together rich hero and I guess a hero can’t be 5 foot 6.

So I am posting these pictures to try to destroy your fantasy that Iron Man is the best fucking thing in the world who has nothing wrong with him, because I know you have a deep love for anything comic book oriented, I mean comics are your only true friend, I want to stop you from making a fool of yourself at your Iron Man fan club meetings in that Iron Man chat room, because the movie is lying to you.

See, I always look out for you and your virginity….