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2014

10

Jun

Jaime King Breast Feeding Porn of the DAy

They say that breast feeding isn’t erotic…

Breastfeeders are so into breastfeeding that they they make Facebook pages, and protest being allowed to breast feed in public, by going out in public and breast feeding – I guess they feel it is natural, even though there is nothing natural about pregnancy, a motherfucking baby is growing up inside you, how the fuck is that normal….

But I say it is erotic…because every time I see it, I stare inappropriately, sometimes I ask them if I can have a taste, sometimes I get in close and say “mmmmm that’s tasty isn’t little baby”, sometimes I ask them if it feels good, and every single time I get called a creep or a pervert..

Now my argument is, if it wasn’t erotic to pull your tit out, why do I get so into it, and why are you so against my fucking support…

Either way, this Jamie King girl posted this pic of her breast feeding a black baby, and people are excited by it, even though it’s a natural thing, you fucking perverts…

I don’t know who Jamie King is…but she seems ok…inappropriate, but ok…

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2013

29

Jul

Jaime King’s Gross Bikin Baby Bump of the Day

I don’t know who Jamie King is, but I guess I could use google to find out…oh right, she’s some babe model from a long time ago who is now in her 30s and posting pregnant pics of herself in a bikini with hard nipples because like all pregnant chicks thinks the transition her body is going through is some glorious fucking thing the world needs to see when really it should be something done in some bunker somewhere, that no one ever sees happens, making us assume the kid you’re carrying around is adopted, cuz it’s better for your comeback, or more importantly for our impression of your vagina.

This is a fail on so many levels, unless of course you’re one of those lonely freaks into ready to drop porn, knowing a bitch will never let you get her pregnant…and that this is as close as you’ll get to the magic that is child birth pussy ruining.

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2011

13

Jun

Jaime King in a Bikini of the Day

Here is highschool drop out turned heroin addict model with a dead boyfriend turned actor that I hardly remember wanting to fuck a long time ago, but I can’t figure out why, but assume it had to do with being down to fuck anything with a pussy, especially when it is younger and in magazines, photoshopped and hot bodied…..

She’s in a bikini, even though there should be a cut off date, just based on principle, where a bitch shouldn’t be allowed in a bikini, even if she’s not fat and people can still jerk off to her in a bikini, cuz we need to lead by fucking example, as more 35 year olds don’t look like this, so we don’t want them getting any ideas that make them think that they do….or that they can pull it off too…cuz more 35 year olds are moms with mom bodies not ex heroin addict bodies….

But then again, who really cares about what I think….

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2010

25

Oct

Jaime King in a One-Piece of the Day

Here is highschool drop out turned heroin addict model with a dead boyfriend turned actor that I hardly remember wanting to fuck a long time ago, but I can’t figure out why, but assume it had to do with being down to fuck anything with a pussy, especially when it is younger and in magazines, photoshopped and hot bodied…

I guess that as my testosterone levels dropped, so did my eagerness…cuz I can hardly remember this shit, I just know she’s in a one-peice and although forgiving for a 34 year old, still fuckin’ sucks. Don’t get me wrong….it’s a nice throwback to the public pool back in the 80s, before bikinis were really accepted for young girls….actually it’s not…there’s no excuse for this – no matter how sophisticated a bitch thinks this makes her look….when she’s gotta remember where she came from and realizes she’s nothing but ex-heroin addict trash (thanks wikipedia).

All I know is that the ex-heroin addict mom’s a know are doin’ a lot more crackwhorin’ …this bitch needs to get out of this designer bathing suit and into some soiled with piss, blood, feces and AIDS panties…well after some thought…I have come to the conclusion that even if you shared needles and can’t donate blood…it’s better to play up the glam instead of accepting the gutter…

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2009

30

Sep

Alyson Hannigan Grabbin Tit in Video of the Day

Here is some bullshit Funny or Die video, even though I hate Funny or Die, but it’s a lot easier to post than pictures cuz I am lazy.

The video is about a group of almost celebs talking about breast cancer and giving themselves self checks, and the whole thing is fucking boring, even when Alyson Hannigan feels up one of the bitches. You could just press play to find all this boring out for yourself, instead of making me do this recap cuz I am lazy….

The joke is weak as fuck, but I like celebrating tits and saving girls everywhere from having to chop them off, because I am a fucking hero when it comes to tits, so I figure I’ll post it for you to masturbate to.

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