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2018

28

May

Jaime King Bikini of the Day

Jaime King Tits Blue Bikini

Jaime King has been around for as long as I can remember, at least her titty pics have been around for as long as I can remember, because I got the internet in 1995, and I was already dabbling in slutty celebrity and model nudity, and she was already working in the fashion world as a fashion model – despite only being 14 years old…not that we knew she was 14 years old…not sure if she was doing the underage topless work, that would be illegal even if it was in art/fashion and not for some pervert who owns a videostore…but that came soon after…so she’s a familiar face…

At 39 years old…she’s looking amazing, her body is tight, her ass is tight, her pussy definition mound in a tight bikini looks hardly mangled from years of being in ther industry…and being a mom of 2. It makes no fucking sense…..

Maybe it was the heroin addiction from 14-19….when she was modeling…shit preserved her like all “opiates” do…or maybe it was from having sex with Kid Rock….or maybe it’s just her ego, narcissism, good genes and her acting career that came after the whole heroin addicted model.

I DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS…but dig the pics.

Jaime King Tits Blue Bikini

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2018

18

Jan

Jaime King for Love and Lemons of the Day

Jaime King in a blue dress for Love and Lemons

Jaime King is the new face/body of Love and Lemons, probably a friend deal, you know LA girls all know each other if they are at a certain echelon of success….because why else would a brand want some 38 year old to be their model…it just doesn’t make any logical or scientific sense…it’s gotta be a friend thing…

Everyone who knows who Jaime King is, knows that before she was on whtever TV show she’s on, thanks to acting being a joke of a career that anyone can do..

She was a top NYC model with a huge heroin addiction in the late 90s….so deep into heroin her boyfriend died of an overdose on her…real deal shit…

Far more interesting than this stylized shit that she’s obviously doing to try to still look hot…and I guess the good news is she’s still got that skinny heroin model body…because this fat would be terrible…

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2017

01

Sep

Jaime King for Galore of the Day

Jaime King is an annoying self involved twat who was once a heroin addict model in NYC during a time when her photographer boyfriend died of a heroin overdose…and who turned into a relevant actress…or relevant enough actress, how the fuck did that happen…but it did….

Well, she’s in a magazine in a bikini in her mid 30s, not as hot as her heroin tits topless in the late 90s, but some people don’t give up, like this one,…not giving up…so let’s post their pics because what the fuck else am I doing today..

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2016

10

Nov

Jaime King Topless of the Day

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You may not know who Jaime King is…but she was a big enough model in the late 90s or early 2000s, I don’t fucking remember, but I do remember she always showed tits…and I do remember her boyfriend at the time died of a heroin overdose and that’s pretty punk rock…

Apparently she posted this picture on her instagram, I don’t pay attention to instagram – so I can’t confirm or deny it – but like the brilliant reporter I am…digging deep into the depth of the story to mediate it…I’ll post it…just in case it matters….

I am too hungover to bother putting more effort than this in it…

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2016

25

Oct

Jaime King’s Got the Worst Bathing Suit of the Day

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Jaime King must be hiding her track marks from when she was a heroin addict with her photographer boyfriend who ended up dying from the heroin…back when she was a model…rockin’ that skinny heroin chic of the late 90s…because she is that old…

She’s also hiding her stomach, because she’s likely got a mangled stomach, probably from c-section scars or just from making babies, as babies destroy a motherfucker’s body..including pussy…and sex appeal and it’s just part of the many reasons you shouldn’t breed..along with kids are ungrateful parasites that mooch off you in every way, that don’t care about you or value you, because you’re expected to be nice to them….

Either way, she’s a terrible actress, totally insincere, but she’s made it work for her…even if you can’t name anything she’s been in, you probably remember her tits in fashion shoots back in the days of internet celebrity nudity gallery sites…that got me into this bullshit in the first place..

She looks so old and beat up…because I guess she is…things end…it happens…nothing is forever…but at least it happened…at least that’s probably what she’s thinking as she’s at the Four Seasons…all rich and fancy…and easily forgotten.

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2015

14

Dec

Jaime King’s In a One Piece of the Day

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I call this outfit “I have stretch marks from all the baby making I’ve participated in first hand…just be glad I’m not naked and my vagina isn’t spilling out…pretty much everywhere”….

Her name is Jaime King. She was a model in the 90s, I think…she’s gone onto very important things, like being friends with Taylor Swift….and now she’s taking bikini advice from her…because that’s just how influential Taylor Swift is…

I liked her better when her name was James King and she was on heroin.. at 14…because she tried it on her first modeling job in 1994…when heroin was in…something these lame instagram models will never know….

I guess I’m a purist like that….I am old enough to remember her at 18…and I think there’s something raw and real in a person when living the New York model / party life in that era…something that died when they go Hollywood…

But for a 40 year old…she’s doing ok…as long as she covers the fuck up…

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2015

08

Jul

Jaime King Pregnant Erotica of the Day

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Here’s a “Fashion Film”…that I think is absolute garbage, because I’m a hater, and seeing rich people rent a shitty hotel room, to make a really shit quality video, that looks like it was soaked in piss, because I guess they think that is more fashionable, high concept, hip, raw and real and “Hollyweird”…when really it’s just tansparent two dimensional garbage…

I know you’re fakes….and the only reason I am posting it is because I like Patsy Cline, even when misused in this smut, I think there’s some Serge Gainsbourg too, is this Hipster Amateur Hour?

I am posting it because James King, ex-heroin addict and I guess friend to the hacks who made this bootleg video that isn’t even as good as something I saw in film school in the 90s…is in her lingerie while pregnant…and I like that..

The other idiots involved are: Abbey Lee Kershaw, James Concannon, Jaime King, Ivan Lofstrom, & Juliana Sorelli

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It’s for clothing line Hollyood Savage Society

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2015

18

Mar

Jaime King’s Pregnancy Pic of the Day

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Jaime King is pregnant again, so she posted a picture of her topless and pregnant in underwear with a sunken in mom ass that may not be exciting to me, but I would still bury my face in it, because there’s something exciting about roll playing as the Abortion doctor, especially with a pregnant girl, because it makes it more authentic….

It may also be exciting to you, as there is a reason Ready to Drop porn exists, and there is a reason why Jaime King exists….has fans…even if I have no real idea who she is…but fell like I remember from 10 or 15 years ago, which would make sense because she’s 35, and I only remember girls when they are 20….

I guess, what it comes down to is that she’s not HIV positive from her heroin use at 19, that killed her photographer boyfriend Davide Sorrenti, at the time, before dating Kid Rock…in 2001…only to end up with some Director named Kyle Newman who made an honest enough woman out of her…because if she was HIV positive, she probably wouldn’t be making babies, even though it is not a death sentence and technology allows for no mother to baby transmission…

Not that that has anything to do with a babe, actress and model, ex heroin addict turned mom…posing like this…or maybe it has everything to do with it…either way here are the pics…

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2014

29

Dec

Love Magazine Advent Continues after Christmas of the Day

Love Magazine is onto something.

They realize that if they do an non-religious advent calendar, something that up until fashion got its hands on it was mainly used to anticipate Christmas…

They can inject little video pieces of content to the internet using a variety of “it’ girls…or sisters of “it” girls..and the internet will respond favourably, because the internet likes half naked girls dancing around for any reason, not just Christmas…

I guess this is more of a New Years Advent calendar….because none of it had to do with Christmas, and it felt more like a peep show I used to jerk off in pre interenet porn….

And they are carrying out videos until New Years…and I am all about whatever it is that they are doing…all magazines should do this…and I am sure will after the success of this.

Bella Hadid for Decemeber 27

Jaime King for December 28

Lindsay Ellingson for December 29

VIA LOVE MAGAZINE

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2014

20

Nov

Jaime King Ass for Instagram of the Day

I am a little slow to the gate on this one…it happened 5 days ago and according to internet protocol…5 days is the equivalent of 10 years ago…but still not in the realm of “it didn’t happen at all because you can still google it to cross reference it with her latest social media work”…that’s why we are all ADD idiots who focus on useless things like other people’s lives, and making our shitty lives seem more interesting…something I only really like when it involves girls being slutty, or exhibitionists, because anything else is just nonsense I can’t jerk off to…

So Jaime King….star of My Bloody Valentine 3D….who is 35 posted this ass picture, and it’s not that bad…because it is an ass picture…and it doesn’t look 35…because she’s all hollywood, even though she’s barely hollywood, but I remember the name, so there must have been at least 5-10 minutes for her, where she was deep throating producers, as girls in hollywood do, provided the producer has a big enough penis to constitute “deep throating”…when most are probably tiny penises overcompensating with shitty movies and lots of money…not that it matters…what matters is that all girls need to flash their asses…Jaime King is just taking the lead on a movement I endorse…

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