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2020

13

Aug

Lindsay Ellingson Bikini of the Day

Lindsay Ellingson is some 35 year old model who is now a mom and she posted a bikini pic….SO HOT…just what we all need…a 35 year old retired model who is a mom to stare at in a bikini because hot chicks aren’t posting pics of their fucking buttholes all day for free..

BUT if you’re in the mood to remember an uneventful, unmemorable Victoria’s Secret model who didn’t matter when she mattered…but looking at her recent bikini pic instead of her archive….here you fucking go…

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2015

01

Jul

Lindsay Ellingson in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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If you’re in the mood to remember an uneventful, unmemorable VIctoria’s Secret model…they happen more than you even realize, you know girls they test out for their catalogs and even their runway show…who they never fully commit to, and even if they do..they kind of just phase them out…

Here’s Lindsay Ellingson …

Posted in:Lindsay Ellingson|SFW

2014

29

Dec

Love Magazine Advent Continues after Christmas of the Day

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Love Magazine is onto something.

They realize that if they do an non-religious advent calendar, something that up until fashion got its hands on it was mainly used to anticipate Christmas…

They can inject little video pieces of content to the internet using a variety of “it’ girls…or sisters of “it” girls..and the internet will respond favourably, because the internet likes half naked girls dancing around for any reason, not just Christmas…

I guess this is more of a New Years Advent calendar….because none of it had to do with Christmas, and it felt more like a peep show I used to jerk off in pre interenet porn….

And they are carrying out videos until New Years…and I am all about whatever it is that they are doing…all magazines should do this…and I am sure will after the success of this.

Bella Hadid for Decemeber 27

Jaime King for December 28

Lindsay Ellingson for December 29

VIA LOVE MAGAZINE

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2012

18

Apr

Toni Garrn, Erin Heatherton & Lindsay Ellingson for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Just yesterday I was talking to someone about Victoria’s Secret being a 6 billion dollar business because of their marketing…because they get hot bitches half naked who guys want to fuck and girls want to aspire to be because guys want to fuck them….and as much as I know their hustle…I can’t help but post their pics of these half naked bitches….even if they are boring….even if they are repetitive…even if I am not getting paid to promote their shit….all because I love looking at half naked bitches…photoshopped, famous, hot or not…I’m a pervert…but then again…aren’t we all….

Posted in:Erin Heatherton|Lindsay Ellingson|Toni Garrn

2012

18

Apr

Toni Garrn, Erin Heatherton & Lindsay Ellingson for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Just yesterday I was talking to someone about Victoria’s Secret being a 6 billion dollar business because of their marketing…because they get hot bitches half naked who guys want to fuck and girls want to aspire to be because guys want to fuck them….and as much as I know their hustle…I can’t help but post their pics of these half naked bitches….even if they are boring….even if they are repetitive…even if I am not getting paid to promote their shit….all because I love looking at half naked bitches…photoshopped, famous, hot or not…I’m a pervert…but then again…aren’t we all….