2009
15
Apr
I have a crush on Jamie Pressly. These things happen. I don’t even care that babies have rolled through her, I like her so much I’d get down to her birthing videos, just to see her vagina, and that’s saying a lot, because lets face it, when a baby is pushing his way through a mucus, blood filled mess of a vagina, it’s definitely not lookin’ its best. It must be real internet love.
Posted in:Hot|Jamie Pressly
2009
09
Apr
You know what turns me on more than Jamie Pressly….the thought of her second hand smoke killin’ off her baby so that it can be just me and her in the world….unfortunately, second hand smoke only leads to asthma and other bullshit that isn’t fatal…meaning that if anything…the second hand smoke is just going to make STD of a kid more fucking needy and I guess that’s okay, since Jamie Pressly’s never shown much interest in me, you know, never answered me or reached out to me even after I went to all the trouble mailing her that statue I carved of her with my dick in her mouth out of a bar a soap last year. So I guess there’ no real hope in us ever fuckin’. I guess bitch thinks she’s better than me, well at least I get to watch her smoke like she’s some kind of private school girl trying to piss off her parents in pictures I didn’t take in a city I am not in. Why do I torture myself like this….
Posted in:Ass|Jamie Pressly|Smokin'
2009
08
Apr
I like Jamie Pressly. I find her hot. I have trouble believing she just recently had a baby because unlike most mom ass I see, this one, I’d actually like to eat and by eat I mean spread it the fuck apart so that her little asshole is winking at me before sticking my tongue as deep inside her as I can, because most mom’s make me sick, all I can think about is that a baby ripped through their shit, leaving a lot of juices, liquids, slime and blood all over the hospital floor, and that vision just plays out over and over and over again everytime I think about fuckin’ with their shit.
So here’s her mom ass in sweatpants, the way we like it, because it means easy access.
Posted in:Ass|Jamie Pressly|Mom