I was told that the reason I am fun to hang around is because I am weird. I took offense to that shit. I am fun to hang around because I am the coolest motherfucker on the Internet and Internet is life (when you have no friends). I like to think of myself as a normal person and the reason I am called weird is because suburban people hate that I don’t have a job, because having a career fucking sucks. I can barely get by, but at least I can spend my days sitting on a park bench watching 7 year olds play in a wading pool near my house. I don’t do it cuz I am into 7 year olds, I do it because I love fucking with the parents. The world is so fucking paranoid and seeing a sleazy mexican in sunglasses and soiled jogging pants always sets off their alarms. I guess fucking with people is what I do for a job I don’t get paid for, because I also love inappropriately touching people’s dogs. I don’t anything illegal to the dog, I just ask the owner what the dogs name is and start heavy petting until they ask me to stop. It’s always a laugh.

Speaking of laughs, check out this cunt’s bra. Bra’s are always funny when you are in grade 4. Cuddles.

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I was told that the reason I am fun to hang around is because I am weird. I took offense to that shit. I am fun to hang around because I am the coolest motherfucker on the Internet and Internet is life (when you have no friends). I like to think of myself as a normal person and the reason I am called weird is because suburban people hate that I don’t have a job, because having a career fucking sucks. I can barely get by, but at least I can spend my days sitting on a park bench watching 7 year olds play in a wading pool near my house. I don’t do it cuz I am into 7 year olds, I do it because I love fucking with the parents. The world is so fucking paranoid and seeing a sleazy mexican in sunglasses and soiled jogging pants always sets off their alarms. I guess fucking with people is what I do for a job I don’t get paid for, because I also love inappropriately touching people’s dogs. I don’t anything illegal to the dog, I just ask the owner what the dogs name is and start heavy petting until they ask me to stop. It’s always a laugh.

Speaking of laughs, check out this cunt’s bra. Bra’s are always funny when you are in grade 4. Cuddles.

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Jessica Biel was on 7th Heaven and works out. I guess she’s not one of those trendy bitches that’s in such high demand that they don’t have to stay in shape to get work, they just have to starve themselves, look fabulous and do lots of YAY. While Jessica’s one of those girls who has to put in the extra mile or five, just to get noticed. Jessica’s shorts make her look like some L.L.Bean dyke about to run some Iron Man triatholon after she fucks her husband up the ass with the strap on. Hasn’t bitch ever heard of spandex? She probably should have reconsidered being on some homo christian show. Nobody likes a good girl, except me, I was once doing the maintenance at the local church and when I went into the shed to get “Jesus Rake” when I walk in on some dirty bible thumping sluts, ramming a “Santa Maria” statue in her cooter. Point of the story is that it didn’t happen, but if it did, I would be totally down with Jesus-Loving Born Again Sluts.

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Jessica Biel was on 7th Heaven and works out. I guess she’s not one of those trendy bitches that’s in such high demand that they don’t have to stay in shape to get work, they just have to starve themselves, look fabulous and do lots of YAY. While Jessica’s one of those girls who has to put in the extra mile or five, just to get noticed. Jessica’s shorts make her look like some L.L.Bean dyke about to run some Iron Man triatholon after she fucks her husband up the ass with the strap on. Hasn’t bitch ever heard of spandex? She probably should have reconsidered being on some homo christian show. Nobody likes a good girl, except me, I was once doing the maintenance at the local church and when I went into the shed to get “Jesus Rake” when I walk in on some dirty bible thumping sluts, ramming a “Santa Maria” statue in her cooter. Point of the story is that it didn’t happen, but if it did, I would be totally down with Jesus-Loving Born Again Sluts.

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