It seems like bikini models are taking over the fucking world. Everyday there are new ones I’ve never heard of who have already been in Victoria’s secret, cuz I guess those catalogs don’t come with a menu of the pussy featured in it and is more about the middle-range clothes than what is actually important, I guess that’s just another example of where the Russians do it better than the Americans, you see their catalogs are all about the women. You find out their measurements, their goals and aspirations, their education, their gymnastic abilities and all that good stuff, but then again you can buy the Russian women and make them your wife before they stab you in the eye after they get their citizenship, where as Victoria Secret lets you buy a fucking jacket, bikini, or whatever other bullshit that doesn’t make you cum unless you are weird…

Either way, her name is Jessica Hart and she’s with her sister, pulling some kind of stunt that fantasies are made of. Seriously, this frisbee with you hot sister in a bikini is the new bikini car was, or mud wrestling or pretty much anything with hot girls half naked and touching each other.

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I like bitches in bikinis. I prefer when they are fit and look good in bikinis but I take what I can get.

So if it’s a matter of watching girls in a bikini who are fat, skinny, HIV Positive of virgins I’m down….and if they are in their bikinis in their backyards, on their balconies, in the parks, at the public pool, at the local beach, at the terminally ill ward at the hospital and not actually in bikinis, but in hospital gowns that look like bikinis with a pair of scissors I get away with cuz of the morphine, I’m down…

Now I may not know who Jessica Hart is, but I hear she’s a mode from Australia, the land of bitches in bikinis, and really it doesn’t matter what she does, cuz she’s in a bikini and like I said that’s all it takes for me to be down…

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