I know I am too cool for Halloween….and I have been hating on the shit all day….but I do approve of some costumes…and that is when they involve little to no work…like when a girl just figures “I don’t have a costume, I’ll go out in my underwear with a mask”….you know the low impact, last minute, poor planning, this is what I have lying around kind of costumes….you know not that purchased at a sex shop, typical trash…or rented and obvious…or something custom made that involved tons of effort…cuz all you really need is some underwear for a good costume…and I think Jessica White is the ghost of Halloween future that brought me hope and new found appreciation for the Holiday…but maybe I just like that her name is white but her skin is black…but I think it’s got more to do with her dressed like a lingerie model…when she is a lingerie model….she played halloween right.

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Jessica White is Black showed off her gutter tattoos for INKED magazine last month and I had no idea, because I hate tattoos almost as much as I hate Tattoo culture…I am sure there was a time getting tatted up was cool, rock and roll, bad ass, even interesting or intriguing, but that time is not now. It’s on some Jersey Shore kick of mainstream, full sleeves on every second chachi at the club drinking magnums of Goose, dancing on tables flexing their arms to seduce their cheesy bitches….the only thing tough about them is the ability to put up with the tattoo gun pain, while everything is just pure pussy…..a pussy unlike the one Jessica White is Black should have been showing in these pictures…

I don’t know how I missed it, but blame being drunk…it’s always my excuse for everything from fights, to rape, to sex offense…and I’m not stopping now..

Apparently, these are the last nude pics she will ever do…but I say once a whore – always a whore…

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Here is crazy Jessica White, some busty SI model who was recently arrested for throwing down with some bitch and pulling her hair, probably because they were fighting over the same pro Athlete, leading to many fantasies for many people, because recently, I discovered people jerk off to chick’s fighting and don’t find it really fucking frightening like I do…and who really cares about her personal life, when we can just stare at her tits in this see-through outfit while ignoring her gutter lookin’ crackwhore lookin’ mom of 8 kids with different daddies face….

Here is her 2009 SI Body Painted Video…for old times….

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Here is some SI Swimsuit model named Jessica White, who happens to be black, proving how much photoshop helps her when it comes to her pictorials, the good news is that being a model means having amazing legs, and having amazing legs mean’s I like you, no matter how stupid your facial expressions are….

Pics via Bauer

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