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2025

01

Oct

Snatch on a Plane of the Day

According to my friend, who has no real ties to Hollywood, other than a financial relationship he thinks he is having with someone pretending to be Jennifer Aniston, is that the original title of Snakes on a Plane, was Snatch on a Plane.

The premise was less about snakes being on the plane and more about sugar baby, wallet fucking whores, on the plane, traveling for their sex work. Some in luxury, some to turn tricks in other destinations they don’t have their foundation in….

Just a plane full of snatch, who get too bored on the overseas flight, that they turn to the only thing they know….whoring…

So in doing mile high shit for the paying customer, the flight crew, other passengers, the mix of high class trophy wives, side bitch sugar babies, high paid escorts in first class and the various low rent whores in coach, just of flashing their tits while hoping they land safely. The log line would be something like all flights could be your last, so have a blast or some shit

Anyway, here are some whores in whore stance on a whore flight because everything is a brothel if you’re slutty enough…

Posted in:Airport|Jett Travolta

2009

02

Jan

RIP Motherfucker the Jett Travolta Edition of the Day

John Travolta has a 16 year old son who has been reported to have autism and some Kawasaki Syndrome that fucks up his heart and makes him ride motorcycles, that brings on seizures and it turns out that he had one in the Bahamas where the family was celebrating New Years and may or may not have hit his head on the bath tub he may or may not have been masturbating in and died.

I was 16 once and the majority of it was spent masturbating so don’t get mad at me for fuckin’ up the facts. I know that I blame scientology but I mean that’s just obvious and the whole thing is a pretty shitty thing to have happen especially when ringing in a New Year, but if Travolta followed his heart and lived the gay life he was destined for, instead of this closet-case shit, none of this would have happened.

But that doesn’t stop the hurt he’s feeling from this premature loss, so RIP motherfucker. My heart goes out to Kelly Preston in these very sad times because I used to find her hot before she was polluted, and I am sure many sad years are ahead of her, unless of course this was a scientology sacrifice that was planned, in which case, you should go to jail. Let’s hope justice is served.

Posted in:Dead|Jett Travolta|RIP Motherfucker