Look Joanna Krupa did the worst Mannequin Challenge ever, even though 99 percent of Mannequin Challenges are the worst ever, because they represent all that is wrong with the internet – with these social gags everyone does together – to fit in, to attempt to matter, when real life things are going on – not everyone needs to be a content producer – not everyone needs to be participating in this shit – and clearly Joanna Krupa and her attempt at the dumbest shit ever, because doing the Mannequin Challenge is a key to being a low level fame whore, which is exactly what Krupa is….

She’s just laying there half dead…reading a magazine totally naked – which really wasn’t that much of a challenge – it’s actually how she fucks…

If you’ve ever met a sex worker – and had sex with a sex worker – I’m talking even a stripper – they hate men and have this ego thinking they are the hottest shit ever – so when it comes to fucking – they think they are gifting you like it’s the fucking Oscars and you’re Brad Pitt at some fucking party….but really bitch, some of us like to lay there and be ridden – especially when we’re paying…which is really the only time these girls put in work…as Joanna Krupa – the “real housewife” scammer who had a rich guy knows all too well..

So I call this less Mannequin Challenge more how Joanna Krupa fucks if you’re not paying her…

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I am confident that Joanna Krupa’s vagina in a white one-piece is zero exciting to anyone…because Joanna Krupa, despite being hot, is a 40 year old low level model, gold digger, hooker…from an era before social media…because that’s how old she is…

She played this Polish immigrant angle back in the days people cared about her, which wasn’t really ever…but she was in men’s magazines and did PR sometimes about that low level fame…and she even tried to launch a career in Poland, thinking they’d take her back because she speaks the language and had the low level AMERICAN fame on her side….

But still, who gives a fuck about Joanna Krupa…

I am only posting this because I have a think for white bathing suits, I remember when I first realized you could see full pussy in white bathing suits, it was my friend’s older sister and it was a magical experience for a pervert like me…looking up at the unsuspecting pubic hair filled bikini bottoms…full clit visible…where she might as well been naked…brilliant..

But when it’s Joanna Krupa…it’s not nearly as exciting, hot, eventful…it’s just sorta there..sticking it’s pussy tongue out at all of us…

HEre’s another video of her in the Ocean…because she’s a self promoting whore!

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Joanna Krupa is the least fascinating social climber, attention seeker, famewhore from the late 90s early 2000s when she first hit the scene as a promo model with fake tits, you know the kind of girl who looked like a Polish Porn Star, but who never fucked on camera. She saved that for private hotel rooms, which allowed her to build out her career, get work, support her lifestyle, and eventually be the fake tits on Dancing with the Stars…despite NEVER having been a star…fascinating..but not really.

She’s a shameless, near 40s, no longer on her shitty TV show, and I guess putting effort into showing off her body for likes, maybe to get noticed, for tabloids to pick up her story…because that’s what attention seeking, fame whores, trying to hold onto such a low level of fame, as hard as they can…do…

Just show the world your panties…and by world I mean a bunch of 40 year old dudes who read men’s mags in Y2k…

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Joanna Krupa is such a whore, I don’t know why I would post pictures of her hard nipples like it’s a good thing or like they matter, because they don’t.

She’s old. She’s tired. She’s a nobody. She’s irrelevant. She was a men’s magazine model back when men’s magazine models mattered….barely mattered but they put out issues every month and needed half naked hot chicks before social media….

When that era was ending, she reinvented herself with one lucky strike of her throat gagging on cock she got cast in Dancing with the Stars…that’s was the biggest thing and only thing she could pull off and she did manage to leverage it into paparazzi pics…peaking in her mid 30s…but now she’s a set of hard nipples on a set of fake tits…in a world of no bras on hot young girls..

Get the fuck out of here Joanna Krupa.

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Joanna Krupa got her hair make-up done to pump gas into her R8….because she called the paparazzi to watch her pump gas with her hard nipples.

She’s that kind of hooker, not quite the Mrs Trump trophy wife kind of hooker, but rather a hooker still trying to find something that makes her not seem like a hooker – something legit – something authentic – because as a Polish immigrant – that’s extra hard to do – even though she came to America when she was 2, but Polish is a way better angle to play in the late 90s when she was working as a Glamour model and people wanted ethnic or Eastern European…before American fucking hated immigrants.

She’s still hot, even when hold, and I guess she’d have to be – there’s nothing else going on there…

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Joanna Krupa must be feeling the burn, the stress, the fact that people don’t care about her and that there is not much of a career left for her, which is probably hard to accept when you’re a 40 year old Glamour model with an ego, but that she should remember if she didn’t secure Dancing with the Stars 6 years ago, she would have been long forgotten and never a co-star on the sugar baby show….

So she’s getting naked in TREATS Magazine….and TREATS MAGAZINE are not the pioneers of skin mags. They aren’t Playboy or Penthouse or even Hustler from the 70s. But they are speaking to a market that appreciates that kind of photography. We are dudes, we like nudes, but for some reason the people producing nudes went south with their nudes, and just pumped out shitty studio pics of shitty looking girls doing shitty fucking things – that eventually involved peeing…and the quality of everything about the skin mag feel apart and pretty much became internet porn…so there was a real need for hot models – naked – in hot places….even if that got over saturated and boring when everyone jumped on board…

The people behind TREATS who found models willing to get nude, or implied nude, and shot them doing nice thing, in nice settings, looking nice and naked…in what the people behind TREATS will pretend is art and exclusive parties for exclusive people and they spend money behind that image…but it is really just a sugar baby network for new hot girls in LA, or old timers looking for some press by putting their pussy out there like it wasn’t what she’s done the last 20 years to get work.

The funniest thing about TREATS is that the dude behind TREATS is Seacrest’s best friend and he uses the network for pussy…so when you see TREATS I want you to think “girls Seacrest has Anal Sex with…

Here are the preview pics – the nudes will come out soon enough…not that you care -it’s Joanna Krupa not anyone even remotely relevant…

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As much as I think picking up dog shit is the responsible thing to do in a city as a dog owner – I always find it amazing or funny or pointing and laughing worthy when I see hot diva looking girls do it…..you know I pick up my dog shit like the low level Mexican that I am…and as an obese men with no flexibility it’s pretty comedic…but when a vapid polish girl who could have been a housekeeper but instead because a sugar baby prostitute to a rich man – who wears designer clothes – the trashiest designer clothes but still designer clothes – and has a staff of Mexicans because that’s what these girls do – but I guess all that changes when your shitty show you were on for free because you positioned your prostituting “model” into relevant person…you’re forced to pick up your dog shit yourself.

Tough times, nice enough fake tits…they have done her well….but not that well because after all the glory we are both the same- shit picker uppers and late night downers to help us sleep with all this pain….

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