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2016

15

Jun

Joanna Krupa Topless on Social Media for President of the Day

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Since America is all about making reality stars the President of the USA because America media thought it was funny and garnered views for America to think – hey the government is full of shit this will add some excitement to the mix…or maybe they are idiots who don’t really understand that Trump is just saying whatever he thinks the morons want to hear…like the white trash, trailer park living, rednecks, who may or may not be you, who has weird American values thanks to Christianity and lack of education / intelligence or culture…who doesn’t realize that the shit he says is to pander to the idiots – like how BORAT went to the RODEO where people booed him until he said “SUPPORT OUR TROOPS” to which they all cheered him – it was a great American moment brought to you by British Jew pretending to be an Arab, to make fun of all you idiots…

The good news is that I’m not American and I don’t follow Politics, and I am not saying I’d be into the other party if I was American, or that I’d even vote since I think it’s all puppetry…

I am just saying that I’m amazed Trump hasn’t been assassinated yet, even as an inside job, they’ve done it before with other leaders…and activists…

I am just saying that if any reality star should be President it should be Joanna Krupa, the Polish born model – who milked being Polish – despite being raised in America after escaping Poland back in the communist 70s….you see she’s old…who defied all odds of middle class with a set of great tits to get into Men’s magazines…only to pre-40 end up on Dancing with the Stars…opening up doors for her – thanks to her struggles of her fake tits…creating a 5-6 year reality TV stint..that has concluded with topless pics…

She’s just as qualified as all the other puppets…

So Make America Great Again with topless 40 year old Realty Star Glamour models born in Poland…or she’ll try doing it herself…because she’s the only one who cares abotu her…

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2016

03

Mar

Joanna Krupa for PETA of the Day

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Joanna Krupa does anything and everything she can to get noticed or to stay relevant, not that she was ever relevant, don’t think I meant to say she was ever relevant, even when she was on TV, which was her most relevant, she still was so low level and barely relevant……

But she’s no longer on TV, so anyone looking for some free endorsement, even low level, really fucking low level, I’m talking not even the low hanging fruit but rather the three week old fruit already on the ground that wasn’t even good enough for the squirrels to eat low grade….you know some barely a prositute that was on TV once..has someone to turn to…

She’s got zero going on and even when she had things going on, she had nothing going on, she was a fucking Maxim model in the 90s, so trying to find anything that will feature her to make her feel like she still matters, or works or has value and they feature her because it’s better than getting all press is good press, even if it’s Joanna Krupa press….and the only people who will run with the story, like this PETA don’t wear wool because it hurts Sheep, at least if you get your wool at some kind of horrible slaughter house…because I track hookers…like a hooker GPS…it’s still free….and free is good…

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2016

23

Feb

Joanna Krupa Topless of the Day

If a reality TV fame whore, who was an ex Glamour model, which is code for hooker who gets invited to Maxim Superbowl Parties, gets topless on the beach….showing the world her fake tits like she was still in her 20s…or even her 30s….does she make a sound…

The answer is yes…of course she makes a sound…we like our Chicago raised Polish immigrants topless, especially when it comes from a place of desperation and survival, after spending the better part of her life – thinking she’s amazing…cuz all you dudes suck up to these idiots not realizing it makes their hooking unaffordable….

But I like when they fall off, especially when they look this good, with their little fake tits flashed…cuz those communist Genes are tight…and trying to remind you that she exists…


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2016

05

Feb

Joanna Krupa is Still Trying of the Day

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Joanna Krupa brought out some of her low level modeling skills to some photoshoot in attempts to pretend she’s not 40 and it’s all over for her…because thanks to decent botox, some solid fake tits, a fit body and a stint on a couple of shitty reality shows that don’t really matter, but that increase her stock price or value….as more than just a Glamour model, but rather some kind of personality…even though Glamour modeling is all she knows….all she’s ever done…in efforts to help her career as a prostitute…

I am not amazed this girl exists, there will always be a place for hot chicks he get naked in cheesy photoshoots…because I’ll always look….I won’t pay..but I’ll look at it for free which is fine because she’s doing it more as a hobby then anything as her payroll comes from fucking.

What a whore

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2016

18

Jan

Joanna Krupa Topless Instagram of the Day

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Joanna Krupa was a stripper looking girl who never realized she was a stripper…you know a high priced escort who took a few decades to get to the point where she accepted being a an escort…and in her 20s her sex working was more a “Glamour” model who really milked the fact that she was from Poland, because it made fore a good story when being interviewed for the shitty Glamour model type magazines that featured her over and over again….

Then she turned 30, people stopped caring, the men’s magazines she was in stopped printing, and her low level jobs were probably barely paying the bills, forcing her into the rich guy circuit…who like their “girlfriends” to be whorish models…that are published…so they feel like they’re investing into something other people have paid for..it’s weird..but good self promotion or marketing for these girls, who if they did back pages, would be treated with less respect…

In her attempt to make it on her own, in the industry, she did some even went back to Poland to try to have a career there…before the miracle happened…a miracle called Dancing with the Stars…and all her dreams came true…

It was at the eleventh hour…because she was pushing 40…and that opened doors to other reality shows people actually cared about…and I use the word people loosely, I feel like those people are shit people, who watch shit tv and barely have brains…miserable half retards who watch these people…horrible..

Now that that show is over, she’s left to taking slutty pics of herself…for her barely engaged or interested fans…desperation, even on old ladies, smells good.

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2015

27

Nov

Joanna Krupa’s Got it All Figured Out of the Day

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Joanna Krupa was a “Glamour” model who really milked the fact that she was from Poland, because it made fore a good story when being interviewed for the shitty Glamour model type magazines…

She did a series of very low level jobs, she even went back to Poland to try to have a career there, but then a miracle happened…called Dancing with the Stars…where all her dreams came true…at the eleventh hour…because she was pushing 40…and that opened doors to other reality shows people actually cared about…barely actual people who count, just the masses, who are clearly half retards, but still people….opening the doors for her to show up to restaurants in see through shirts…now that it’s all over…to get the paparazzi to take pics of her..

She’s a “shoulda been a stripper” kind of girl….but showing her nipples is ok….even if the tits they are on…are aftermarket and thus less valuable….they are still tits..

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2015

01

Oct

Joanna Krupa is Attention Seeking of the Day

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If you’ve been looking for Jon Benet Ramsey, here she is….she lives…she wasn’t raped and killed by her family members who were trying to condition her to be the next Britney Spears through child beauty pagents…she was traded off to some Polish Chicago immigrants, only to get some fake tits, to grow up to be some Playboy from the 90s looking, Glamour Model bitch who by some alliance of the stars that happened via her pussy when a guy who was into her Galmour Modeling because Maxim and FHM got him through college, the same college that got him his first producer job in Hollywood, and this twat, literally, was the one he liked jerking off to best….

I know what you’re thinking, she’s too fucking old to be Jon Benet Ramsey, what is this outfit, I guess with these tits, she’s far more desperate to survive than Jon Benet Ramsey…not just because Jon Benet Ramsey is dead, and dead children can’t do much, but because her career has pretty much the same fate…yet she keeps on trying…to keep it going…

I guess resilience is the key to survival in a world where everyone is fucking lazy..

Thanks Joanna Krupa for inspiring as much as your old hooker ass can inspire…

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2015

19

Jun

Joanna Krupa’s Ass Crack of the Day

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Here’s Joanna Krupa showing the top of her ass crack in jeans for the paparazzi…pretending to be checking her bag or whatever the fuck she’s doing…and I guess this is just a subtle glimpse into the whoring that she’s done in her career to even have a career…that started in the 90s in men’s magazines half naked, probably not making much money..and ended on shitty Gold Digger shows…because her whoring usually involves flashing tits, pussy or what I would assume is sticking things in her ass crack.for large groups of rich men….and not just showing to top of it….but I guess you can’t be trashy whore at all times…sometimes you need to be a subtle one…right…

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2015

10

Jun

Joanna Krupa’s Thirsty and Topless of the Day

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Should I even post on Joanna Krupa topless on the beach? I mean I’ve already got this deep into it…and she is rocking a set of solid fake tits like the stripper she was destined to be…but who instead got on TV and in Magazines allowing her to be the sugar baby, that is essentially a stripper, but with more money and less dancing…

She’s no longer on TV, she should have never been on TV, but she was hot in the late 90s, rode the men’s mags to some insane place that involves people knowing who she is…when she should have been forgotten like so many other men’s mag models before her…

ANd I guess being topless for paparazzi she called…we know how it works…is the scandal she can handle…pretend it’s a free the nipple moment…we’re onto all you washed up girls with cancelled TV shows showing your fake tits….

It’s the American dream…you born in Poland slut.

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2015

12

May

Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Line of the Day

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Joanna Krupa hasn’t been anything special pretty much ever…her career has been a series of barely being anything ever…coasting as the hot chick…fucking the right guy….not making any money…but eventually landing on that was hardly a career…but rather a series of hooking herself to the right people…because she waxes her pussy…

EXCLUSIVE: Joanna Krupa and her friends have an afternoon of paddle boarding and puppy love on the beach in Miami

EXCLUSIVE: Joanna Krupa and her friends have an afternoon of paddle boarding and puppy love on the beach in Miami

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