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2023

10

Mar

Joanna Krupa Bar and Panties of the Day

20 Years ago Joanna Krupa was just a Polish immigrant raised in America on Cabbage and goodtime, sold off to the men’s magazine as one of their go-to glamour models because she was hot, only to fade away and somehow have a second life on reality TV…..until slowly morphing into whatever the fuck this face that looks ike it’s been photoshopped onto her is.

Is she an AI, is she a Filter, is she a human, is this Joanna Krupa or the preview of the Joanna Krupa video game where you have to pose your hot body, even in its old age, in various positions of hotness….a boring videogame, but one I am sure we could all jack off to if we tried.

I want to saw she’s back, but I think this may be a photoshop collage….an art project…just weird and creepy.

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2017

06

Nov

Joanna Krupa Fame Whore No Panties of the Day

Joanna Krupa No Panties

Joanna Krupa is my kind of low level hooker….who denies being a hooker but likes getting people talking about her…I guess it feels good to her soul for people to talk about you….it makes her feel like she matters, like she exists, like she’s made it….

In her defence, the stripper, who never was a stripper, but who instead was a Maxim Model or FHM model when those things mattered, managed to give her career a second life in her mid to late 30s through reality TV, something bigger that she ever could have imagined, being a hot Polish slutty half naked model no one cared about…but the power of the media, tricked America into thinking she mattered and tricked her into thinking she mattered and now she walks around in tight dresses with no panties on – giving a little tease, enough of a tease to get in the paparazzi…it’s that easy…and so is she..

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2017

02

Jun

Joanna Krupa Accidentally Shows Her Nipple of the Day

You know Joanna Krupa, all 40 years old and still a low level bottom feeding fame whore, who looks pretty good when she subtly flashes her tits for the paid paparazzi, because she knows tactics, marketing, and how to get people talking about her….for the first 15 years of her low level, but hot, model career she figured out these basic tactics…which is how she ended up on reality TV…

Point being, I like accidental titty flash, even if her tits are outdated and date her, like they let me know she was born in the 80s, and envied Pam Anderson…all ROUND ROUND…and shitty…

Either way, I feel so bad that she accidentally flashed her tit – she must feel violated…

To See her at an Event – in a Sheer Titty Window Thing CLICK HERE

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2017

11

May

Joanna Krupa’s Nipples of the Day

Joanna Krupa is garbage….I mean as garbage as a low level model, turned wife to a rich guy because she got into the TV scene after years of doing very little in Maxim Magazine…you know the default hot chick for their stories…that offered her a chance to be shot buy the paparazzi at the yearly Maxim event and I guess get cast in Dancing with the Stars…putting her on the map…showing her tits in a see through dress, showcasing the BOTOX older face, doing what she can for attention cuz she knows she’s hot, or has been marketed as being hot, and I guess she also knows she has implants and it’s not like showing her own tits, they are after market tits..and the whole thing…perfectly shameless and thus something I support….because Polish Immigrants with intellectual parents need to live the American dream of being a useless slut for money too you know..

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2017

24

Apr

Joanna Krupa Panty Flash of the Day

Joanna Krupa is my kind of low level hooker….who denies being a hooker but likes getting people talking about her…I guess it feels good to her soul for people to talk about you.

Because a stripper, the MAXIM model when MAXIM mattered, before doing Dancing with the Stars before ever being a star and some other bullshit that doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of the world but matters in her own ridiculous, fluffy, shallow, money grubbing, panty flashing for attention life…

She looks good for a devil womam….

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2017

22

Mar

Joanna Krupa’s Ass…and Tits for Attention of the Day

Joanna Krupa may be a washed up attention seeking Glamour Model who somehow got into reality TV because they needed a body…but she’s also a Polish immigrant who was able to polarize being Polish to get work back in Poland as the Polish girl who made it…which I guess allows her to get paid very little becuase Poland, but still feel relevant amongst her people…very important for an ego that has based it’s life on being hot as it nears 40….however…her body, at least based on this video is still pretty fucking hot, so whatever…I’ll keep staring if se keeps bringing it…whatever “it” may be…

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2017

20

Feb

Joanna Krupa’s Nude Pics from December Re-Released of the Day

Joanna Krupa is the worst…I just hate these low level trashy bitches who are hot, and managed to get through life being hot, but never actually accomplishing much…

She’s an instagram model – pre instagram…because she’s fucking old…and back there it was about getting into the Glamour Market circuit, finding that angle, and milking it as hard as you can until a rich guy sweeps you up – who you met at some promo event…

In her case that rich guy came in when she was 35….offered her some huge TV show…and the rest is reality show history….

Now she’s finally off TV, no one gives a fuck about her, so she’s gone to getting naked, it’s some pre-40, still looks good cuz she’s Eastern European born, but American raised after sneaking into the country at 2 years old…and I guess like a cockroach, she’s just trying to navigate this shit to get whatever she can in before it’s too late…which for most girls…it’d be too late…since she’s old…but I guess she’s kept thin and her fake tits look good so that’s what counts…

This is a shoot from December, they are missing important pussy pics, but we can deal with full naked attention seeking…I believe in our abilities….to do that…it’s the reason this girl still exists…and hasn’t been forgotten…

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2017

02

Feb

Joanna Krupa’s Underwear Dance Video of the Day

Joanna Krupa is in Poland, where she’s managed to establish a career, despite escaping the communist country 40 years ago when she was 5 with her intellectual parents….who must be proud their baby girl became a sugar baby prostitute – the American Dream they read about in contraband magazines….

AND SHE MADE A THIRSTY FAMEWHORING DANCING VIDEO ALL BY HERSELF – GOOD JOB KRUPA!!!

So thanks to speaking the language and not getting paid to actually work in America, she’s found work in Poland, and she did years ago, where they can pretend she’s a big deal because what other Polish born people are famous in the USA….probably not many…sure all the Jews who run entertainment are technically from there…but that doesn’t count as they are all second or third generation so far removed…and the closest thing they get to Poland is fucking girls like Joanna Krupa when casting her for dancing with the stars…while this one…milks any angle she can like she milks the cock that pays her…

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2017

04

Jan

Joanna Krupa is Paddleboarding of the Day

Joanna Krupa is Paddleboarding

Poland’s own…Joanna Krupa may be a shameless self promoter…who was born in Poland but lived in the US all her life…but that doesn’t mean she can’t use it as a marketing hook…this bitch is all about the marketing hook and that’s ok because she’s got a hot body…and when a girl has a hot body…she has every right to be a shameless self promoter…especially when she’s in her 40s like Krupa…

It’s like know your role in the world…and call your paparazzi friends…take those pictures….because tabloids like content and will publish pics of her even at her level of barely famous….

She was a Glamour model who was lucky enough to book Dancing With the Stars, thanks to a good audition and a need for Dancing With the Stars to have hot pussy for the husbands to watch dance, turning her into a reality star…

She is currently out of work…but that doesn’t mean she can’t keep her name in the media cycle…all she needs to do is get into that bikini….

Who knows what is next for someone I’m amazed has even got this far, but when you look like this, good things happen, no matter how cheesy you are….you just have to recognize your talents…and build off that…and maintain that shit as long as you can…because there’s plenty of older rich guys who want something like this to bring to the country club that allows jews….it’s a status thing, a novelty, like showing off a new car your friends can’t afford….only with a vagina that has sex with you…pretty perfect to me…

TO SEE MORE KRUPA IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

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2016

13

Dec

Joanna Krupa Naked for Maxim Magazine of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is pretty fucking old…and despite looking good naked…typical, basic, fake titty blonde chick from the late 90s….but still good naked…she’s still pretty fucking old…so whether this is good or bad, I can’t really be a judge….because I think all tits – old or not – are great or worth looking at. I am a pervert, I am sex obsessed, everything I have done my entire life has been sex related, and whether I think a girl or glamour model from Y2K is pathetic at her core as she reaches for any visibility she can get or not….is irrelevant….the fact that she was able to take shitty photoshoots to shitty reality tv…to still exist is a feat in and of itself, as most hookers retire by this time…yet Krupa and her communist drive keep going to task…good job.

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