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2016

18

Apr

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Make an Apology Video of the Day

This is the funniest, least gangster, billionaire actor with his pretentious accent, his super fame…and his gold digging, fame whoring, home wrecking wife Amber Heard….

Australia, like Elementary school, decided to punish the actor couple in the most hilarious way, we call “free product plug”…so they were ordered to issue an apology to make everyone declare EVERYTHING, thanks to their dogs being “smuggled” in…the government got Celeb spokespeople in a video, the world goes on another day…

Johnny Depp, rolling his eyes knowing he is worth more to the world than Australia, but going along with it, because his cunt wife forced them to bring the dogs on the trip, breaking the rules, because why wouldn’t they…they are super fucking famous…

Long gone are the days of Crybaby doing cock off Madonna’s clit..but instead, he’s doing the time for the crime, with the silliest slap on the wrist ever…

I appreciate this video and Australia figuring out how to get endorsements without paying, something all great marketers do…from Ellen getting Shaq to play basketball on her show for some sponsor, or me locking an instagram model in my basement until she tells her fans to follow me…we’re all just trying to use people who are ahead…to get ahead…while sometimes getting head…

They look so sleepy…

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2015

20

Jul

Johnny Depp’s Teen Daughter is The Future of the Day

Lily-Rose is the 12 year old daughter of Johnny Depp, who i guess the fashion industry is eating up because she is Johnny Depp’s daughter, but also because that face is fucking amazing….obviously, without her famous parents, she’d probably be lost in amongst the hoards of idiots of self promoters on instagram, and I guess she wouldn’t have Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’ super genes to make a superface….because we know that even if she was barely average looking, fat, hairy with a birth defect, Chanel would still run a campaign with her, so I guess it’s a good thing she’s cute as fuck, because the world doesn’t need more ugly kids of famous people being celebrated….I’m talking to you Lena Dunham..

Either way, she’s 12, lots of time for her to fall apart by the time she’s legal for you to think of sexually…

But in the meantime, you can appreciate how amazing this face is…

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2009

14

Apr

Johnny Depp Drives Cars Kinda Gay of the Day

I don’t know how you guys drive your cars, but if you do it while sitting on a fat guy’s lap, you’re pretty fuckin’ gay, and that concludes short posts on dudes for the day.

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