Ever see a monkey in a bikini? Either have I, but think that these Kardashian whores are as close as I am going to get, because unlike Micheal Jackson, owning a chimp’s not really on my list of things I need in life, I figure I already got to change my wife’s diapers for her and that’s bad enough, why bother with the headaches, not to mention those fuckers are strong and violent and when you contact an illegal exotic bet broker, telling them you want the fucker to dress in bikinis doesn’t go over too well, motherfucker charges more for that.

I don’t know where I am going with this, but it looks like Kourtney doesn’t only have a stupid name, but also has stupid tits that I doubt are real.

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