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2020

13

Jan

Kelli Berglund Nipples in a See Through Dress of the Day

 Kelli Berglund Nipples See Through

Kelli Berglund is some 23 year old Disney Kid. She was on some show called Lab Rats, which I assume is something you all know way too much about. She’s currently on something called Now Apocalypse, which I assume is about Apocalypse Now but without Marlon Brando since he’s dead.

Either she knows the basic marketing tactics to get noticed when invited to events. It’s the Disney marketing strategy that EVERY Disney kid of this generation has jumped into…the pull your tits out and people will care. It’s that easy, but don’t objectify them as they objectify themselves….you pervert.

I find that such a funny storyline. No one cares about me, so I’ll pull out my tits, and everyone will care about me, but I have to pretend that they don’t only care about me for my tits, or that I am posting my tits for a higher purpose….

It’s not your fault you only care about them for their tits, Now Apocalypse didn’t resonate with you, but it is their fault for walking around with their tits out and they should be punished by it by you masturbating to it.

Kelli Berglund Nipples See Through

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2019

25

Mar

Kelli Berglund Naked Again of the Day

Kelli Berglund Naked

Kelli Berglund.. the Disney Kid starring in the Gregg Araki TV show….that is about young people fucking, something he’s been documenting for literally 25 years, and that for some reason got him a TV show finally, which is pretty much a sign of the times, because when I rented his movie, on VHS I think, back in 1995, from some fringe videostore, which is something that used to exist, in all my pervert well versed in porn glory, I knew I saw he fucking future…

I knew that eventually, nudity and sex would be accepted by TV….because it is human fucking nature…not to mention all the people in entertainment are godless perverts….and people at their core are all fucking perverts…and when the masses were ok with sex, the ads would be ok with sex, and everyone would be able to jack off together in peace….while monetizing sex….like they are Kelli Berglund, the Disney Kid reinventing herself by being cast in a Gregg Araki show…masturbating to The Happy Hooker…naughty…

It took 25 years, well a little less…but it is only logical that if you’re paying a bitch a day rate and her character masturbates, that she better fucking masturbate on camera, it’s called acting..

The grey area of “is it porn, is it mainstream” is here…and eventually it will all just be porn…cuz porn always wins…I should have got into porn production instead of blogging….but here I am blogging instead cuz I haven’t had to leave my couch, which is far more convenient than actually trying.

All this to say, I am into porn on mainstream. It’s a passion of mine. I am into Disney Kids like Kelli Berglund going porno in the mainstream. It’s a good look for her.


Here she is doing what I thought was lesbian sex..
Kelli Berglund Naked

and here she is pissing …

Kelli Berglund Naked

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2019

18

Mar

Kelli Berglund Fucks for TV Again of the Day

Kelli Berglund Fucks for Tv

Kelli Berglund at it again with the disney tits…

She’s a Disney Kid, who is trying to break from Disney by being relevant in this era of Perverts…and she is doing it by getting naked as the perverts want her to be…because naked is better than clothed, and fucking while we watch is better than her being on a Disney show.

The only creep thing in all this is that her fanbase is likely a bunch of fucking old pervert dads who watched her grow up and now are keen and happy with her being on some Gregg Araki sexually charged show….where she uses sex toys…Sex Empowerment….and lets dudes jerk off to her feet..

I watched the first episode, accidentally, it wasn’t jerk worthy…but it was still a Disney Kid doing non Disney Things…

Here she is in some topless photoshoot with who I assume is her boyfriend but who also looks like they may have transitioned or are in the midst of transitioning into female, you can never tell these days.

Kelli Berglund Topless Photoshoot

Her co-star, Roxane Mesquida is Naked and Fucking on the same show…cuz that’s how you use French Girls….in American TV shows about sex…..

While TV shows about sex are the only thing interesting to watch….

Tits on TV…is really a great advancement of the human condition…slutty TV…I bet Gregg Araki when making his perv shit in the 90s didn’t realize he was going to make it on TV…how the world has changed.

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2019

11

Mar

Kelli Berglund Disney Nipples of the Day

Kelli Berglund Naked

Kelli Berglund is some Disney Kid who is in some sexually charged new show about kids in LA being young perverts….where gay sex happens, and condoms are part of the storyline, while Kelli Berglund is on webcam letting dudes jerk off to her feed.

I actually watched it last night, not knowing what it was, but having access to a streaming platform that played it….

I saw it was created by Gregg Araki, some queer film maker who made a movie I watched back in 1996, when I was still younger and thought…oh Hollywood is moving in the right direction, they are making demented and hilarious movies like Doom Generation where some Keanu Reeves motherfucker gets his dick cut off, while Rose McGowan shows off her legendary tits…

It was one of those moments of inspiration, when I was understanding that not all movies had to be hollywood shit, and that other weirdos were out there.

Now I never went on to write twisted and demented movies, I haven’t even written porn movies, even if that was more the direction life took me…I decided to instead write a website no one reads….choices of failure are my favorite choices because success is terrifying when you’re comfy in your shitty life…not to say I’d be successful but most people in hollywood, making garbage still live in nice homes and go to luxurious places…cuz Hollywood is a scam that overpays idiots…

While Gregg went on to produce / write and direct the future in Youth Television with a more real grasp on how perverted it is…

All whilst Kelli Berglund has her tits out….exciting for those of you who watched her on Disney, which is unfortunately probably a lot of you. Sick Fucks.

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2014

15

May

Kelli Berglund in a Bikini of the Day


I don’t really know if this picture is even interesting…I’ve never heard of this girl.

Her name Kelli Berglund who is on some Disney bullshit, that I assume is garbage, but that I am sure at least one creepy dad has masturbated to…

But she’s 18, in a bikini, and when coupled with Disney pharma hormone therapy they call “Peter Pan Treatment”…she looks 14…so of course you fucking creepers are all about this shit…So here is some of her dancing….to bring life to her bikini pic….

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