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2017

04

Jul

Kendall Jenner Nipple for America of the DAy

This is Kendall Jenner’s nipple in a sheer bra for America, it’s her actual American Fourth of JUly post, because you don’t need to be so literal in your tacky tribute to the country that made you, that made your dad/mom a hero, that made your trashy sisters and mom really fucking rich as shameless reality stars…it can be a nipple pic…of a skinny body..that America fucking loves…because who the fuck knows…this family makes no sense to me…but I guess either does LIFE…

Recycle that photoshoot pic where you look kinda hot girl…USA USA USA is about being a lazy cunt getting paid….and you do it so well

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2017

29

Jun

Kendall and Kylie Shit On Vintage T-Shirts of the Day

Kendall Jenner and her fat sister who we can assume is Kim Kardashian’s first daughter with some black dude, or that they created in a used condom left under her bed, assuming she ever used a condom, and I’m sure she didn’t, but maybe it was just like some back alley puddle grown Kylie after a Kim K Queef….We can never be too sure…

But we do know she’s a monster with her jacked up face, all muppet like, targeting the black market and modifiying herself to be a cartoon character rappers fuck, and cheat on with 10 groupies, and fuck again since it is good for business..

Well, their creative directors at their brand that they signed off on, or that their mom signed off on – put out the weirdest collection of vintage t-shirts silk screened with images of either of the girls, the Kylie is the weirdest as it is a screenshot of her instagram slutty pic page, that they screened over classic rock shirts….and even a 2 pac and Biggie shirt..that I can’t find on their site….because they are that bold and exciting and know how to offend people enough to get them to buy into their shit – because here I am posting the shit….knowing it is just trolling the world…

They are 125 dollars….and I know they totally strategized this because now people will buy them just to be part of the meme…SMART people run these people…

MARKETING.

Here’s Kylie for sunglasses – Weird Bodied and Nipple-less…

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2017

22

Jun

Kendall Jenner Panty Flash of the Day

Kendall Jenner Posted a Selfie on National Selfie Day wearing leopard print panties like a true Kardashian

I really don’t have anything to say about Kendall Jenner…other than it is nice to see a girl with a dad who cut off his own dick and pretended to be woman for the remaining years of his life thanks to a very fucked up Hollywood life and performance enhancing drugs from his Olympic days….she still manages to post pics of her panties in selfie from…probably at the request of her manager mother who is happy making her 10 percent off the things she shat out of her cunt…or maybe all girls just like having pictures of them in their panties on the internet..>WHO KNOWS…or cares…if you can jerk off to this…you’re skilled…

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2017

09

Jun

Kendall Jenner Braless of the Day

I still wish Robert Kardashian in his fall from the top – when Kris left him from Bruce and he went to defend OJ – even disposing of the evidence – like an accomplice…took his friend’s lead and took it to the next level – by killing Kris, her new man who is now a woman, and throw in their kids…since nothing good has come from the Kardashians…or the Jenners…they are bad for America….on all levels, I don’t care how much money they make, big business statistically are bad for America…these ones are just in the form of sluts, not OIL or whatever it is that’s killing the environment and our souls…but the point is, they are better off dead…that’s how little they contribute to society….

But at least they are braless, in a world where everyone under 25 is braless…just leave the house, despite how scary it is out there…just go for it…you’ll be amazed at how slutty girls are.

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2017

06

Jun

Kendall Jenner See Through of the Day


I think it’s safe to say that we all collectively wish Robert Kardashian, OJ’s friend and the accomplice in the Nicole Brown Murders, because he got rid of the evidence, followed his best friend who basically ruined his life, and did a little OJ himself…killing off the entire Kardashian clan, starting with his teen whore wife who left him for Bruce Jenner before he became a woman, and all of their kids…before killing himself…

I mean he died anyway, he might as well had done some good, rather than the evil legacy he leaves behind…

Instead we’re forced to look at their nipples..

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2017

05

Jun

Kendall Jenner Panty Flash of the Day

Despite the wishes of her mom, the pimp who raised her to be the whore that she is, Kendall Jenner wore panties to flash the paparazzi.

Her mom / or one of her mom’s, the one with the dick turned into a pussy, was pushing for the no panties, but Kendall knew that just came from pussy envy, since he didn’t have a natural pussy, and if he did, he wouldn’t actually show it to everyone like his mangled dick, he would instead be secure in the pussy and keep it to himself….

The other mom just sees this as missed media opportunity, it’s like the time a dick needs to be thrown into the mix to fulfill the storyline she has crafted…but Kendall is rebelling, and we’ll just have to deal with PANTY flash.

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2017

26

May

The Power Photo of the Week for Memorial Day Weekend of the Day

Here’s a casual picture posted by one of the three vapid cunts of the year, Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and Bella Hadid – who has in recent years has replaced Gigi Hadid…and you know that this is some illuminati shit…where they are all collectively laughing at how they trolled the fuck out of the world, unless they are just the narcissists you’d expect them to be…who probably think this is less of a troll, and more recognition for their talent and hard work…despite all three of the rich ones, and their token..not having talent at all…

Interesting how these things work out when you’re already rich..but not that interesting…where’s the peeing in the shower, on each other’s faces…that’s what I want to see…..

So Edgy, crazy, wild and exciting for some really fucking boring – mainstream cunts…

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2017

25

May

Kendall Jenner Bikinis in Cannes of the Day

I really have nothing interesting to say about Kendall Jenner, because Kendall Jenner is nothing interesting.

Exploited from a really young age, but at least she went into fashion / life of luxury because she was tall and skinny enough…even though I’d be more into her sex tape…

She’s got 81 million followers on Istagram, which is absurd, not so absurd in the world population…and most of it being spam bots from Russia….but that shit is nuts, she’s not going anywhere even if we collectively unfollowed, there would still be 50 million people still there waiting for her next bikini pic…so we’re stuck with her…

You have to give the mom and Ryan Seacrest some credit, I mean what they created is so weird…yet so relevant..and seeing her in a bikini….so overrated…but still top of the shitty family…and for that we don’t necessarily celebrate her…but we can look at the bikini for attention….the way they want us to…because we are all mindless slaves to this shit…

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2017

23

May

Kendall Jenner in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s Ass looks amazing…..

This is form some whoring she is doing for her own clothing collection that you know sells millions of dollars worth of China made, toxic, child labor shit no one needs…except maybe for that one piece with her ass out, that shit is what dreams are made of, inspiring, aspirational, selling me the dream…making me a believer…

I know she’s still a Kardashian, but this is what fit, young ass is supposed to be…and this is the way I want to see all girls always…you can’t hate them when they are in thong one pieces…you have to thank them knowing that young girls everywhere will now be ing thong one pieces…

The internet is…a wonderful thing.

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2017

22

May

Kendall Jenner Face of the Day

I ate lunch next to Kendall Jenner once and she really wasn’t all that eventful, but it was possible that it wasn’t Kendall Jenner as I don’t wear glasses but need Glasses and it could have very likely been a skinny dude with long hair that people were swarming around and I just assumed it was Kendall Jenner, but I will say this.. she may not be all that exciting and her family must be taken out, but at least she’s the best they have to offer, she’s made a legitimate career out of it without having to be the whole to the dumpy sister, and really she’s done well for a girl with a dad who has serious fucking metal issues, so serious he cut his dick off…

Not everything has to be negative when looking at what represents all evil in the world, I mean just look at her face, that level of make-up is crazy….is that even Kendall…keep in mind we live in a world where movie make-up can make realistic zombies, there’s no reason why it can’t be used to make an average at best look radiant…I like the word radiant…I should use it more often..

Either way, here’s Kendall in Cannes, because she can’t let opportunity or exclusive events pass her by…so classy, so elegant…a lie

Where are the bikini pics….

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