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2022

05

Dec

RIP Motherfucker the Kirstie Alley Edition! of the Day

Kirstie Alley is dead. RIP Motherfucker. She had cancer. RIP motherfucker.

Some of us grew up staring at Kirstie Alley’s tits, from Star Trek for the real fucking nerds to Cheers in an era when Network sitcoms were all we knew…..to all the other spin-off shit she did over the years before being cancelled for not being a woke weirdo libtard idiot….

She was fat for the majority of the “internet” years, but still worked and more importantly pissed people off. Maybe she was contrarian, maybe she was a troll, but she mocked people getting fired for #metoo, getting fired or cancelleld without a trial, based on accusations….well that is insane. She had a point.

She was a Scintologist, so along with covering up John Travolta and Tom Cruise’s gay marriage we all assume happened, officiated by a masturbating will smith, it could have happened, who knows….but yeah, she blamed mass shootings on Anti-Depressants…another REASONABLE argument that made people mad…

She hated on the Oscars attempt at diversity….she supported Trump….or admitted to voting Trump not because of politics but because he wasn’t a politician….

She was apparently also UNVACCINATED, which her sudden Cancer diagnosis and death makes me suspicious of, but she was fat and 71, so maybe but as a public unvaccinated…along with supporting Trump…she got hate….

She also posted the QAnon slogan “WWG1WGA” after Trump was asked about Satanic Pedophile Rings running things during some event….which also made people mad…

So yeah, she was a joker and now she’s no more, it’s a sad day for the world and for that, we will remember her from a time when she was hotter:

I guess she wasn’t that hot….here she is anyway…RIP Motherfucker!!

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2011

14

Jun

Kirstie Alley Still Fat of the Day

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I hate when a fat bitch gets a false level of confidence cuz she lost 10 pounds, when the reality is that bitch is still fat…

I see how she’s trying to make erotic facial expressions, like some kind of model or some shit, all posing for the paparazzi like she doesn’t look like a fucking cookie monster straight from the bakery she cleared out and on her way to a muppet family reunion.

Seriously, she’s not hot, she may be getting fucked thanks to her recent dancing fame, but that doesn’t mean she’s got it going on and she needs to get herself into some plus sized clothes and stop doing whatever she’s doing cuz it’s making me uncomfortable…

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2011

17

May

Kirstie Alley at her Skinniest of the Day

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So Kirstie Ally did Dancing With the Stars to get skinny and I was convinced she was going to drop dead, you know since she’s been a fat fucking pig the last decade, but she survived and this is the result of all her hard fucking workin’ and turns out she’s still fucking fat…and will probably bounce back to fatter than ever in the next few months, but for now she’s probably feeling all sexy and shit and that disgusts me….unfortunately, dancing with the stars didn’t do shit for her old saggy face…

Good times.

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2011

14

Apr

Kirstie Alley’s DWTS Diet’s Really Working of the Day

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Dancing with the Stars really worked out for Kirstie Alley’s fitness level. Bitch looks fatter than ever…I guess days of dancing gets offset when fueled by dozens of donuts…you know the whole “I worked out all day, I can afford to eat 2 large pizzas and some chocolate cake”…unless this is her skinny….

Not that you care about Kirstie Alley or her sloppy fat chick body…unless you do…and I’m just jumping to obvious conclusions, you know cuz she’s fucking disgusting looking…in which case I’d apologize…if she wasn’t disgusting looking…and the real issue in all this is not so much that you’re into Kirstie Alley, cuz I don’t care about you and your weirdness, it’s that I’d totally watch her sex tape if she had one…and there’s nothing good about that!

Here’s some other trash with chubby thighs to divert from the pictures I just posted…I assume she’s on the show…I just didn’t bother paying attention to her name….instead I focused on what’s important…shorts and boots…

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2008

13

Jun

Kirstie Alley’s Eating Reminds Me of Sex With My Wife of the Day

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These pictures of Kirstie Alley eating remind me of sex with my wife, because the closest thing we do to sex with each other is eat chocolate cake together, which counts because she loves it so much she moans and grunts like she’s having an amazing orgasm, last week she even squirted but I think that was her pissing because she was too lazy to walk to the bathroom. Guess who had to clean it up? That’s right no one did because we are slobs.