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Lea Seydoux Nude of the Day

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Lea Seydoux was in the closest thing to a porn movie in mainstream back in 2013, it was called Blue is the Warmest color and I guess it was a big deal at the time, because that’s how I found out about Lea Seydoux…I posted the pics from the movie back in 2013 becaue I’ve been doing this too long….in fact in 2013 I had been doing it too long….but you can see those scissored some other actress pretty aggressively ….

I assumed that is the next trend in Hollywood, you know to compete with porn and 7 years later, we’re still headed in that direction, only everyone is doing porn now, just not Hollywood…..it will happen in the next 2-3 years for sure, but it’s already been 7 since Seydoux’s outbreak or breakout…

BRING back a era of when you could masturbate to a non porn movie that you rented based on its ratings alone…..

Anyway, this Lea girl is from France, where I guess things have always been sexy…but for whatever reason there’s no bush, not labia, not much to this nudity considering she’s only famous for some groundbreaking lesbian porn sex in a mainstream movie….like pick it up…she’s had 7 years to work on this.


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Lea Seydoux’s Fat Ass on the Beach of the Day


There are women who go to the gym their entire pregnancy, you know only gaining a few pounds more than the baby, who will bounce back with the least amount of stretch marks and raped from stomachs….and then there’s Lea Seydoux, the kind of woman who just fucking eats as much of everything she can get her hands on, after years of being a french beauty in movies and magazines, because it’s a great fucking excuse….

Now she’ll probably bounce back, all European women seem to, but if she was French from Canada, this would be her breaking point, the moment the hot tight anal loving, free spirited, crazy person…becomes the leathery, aged, obese monster I married..

I’m not into pregnancy, it remains the number one STD, but maybe I’m just bitter no women want to procreate with me, you know to be the host body to carry on my legacy, I’m get more “thank god I am a crackwhore who is infertile” kind of feedback from girls…I guess I’m just not what they deem much of a provider…but I think it has more to do with a fucking parasite nesting inside them for 9 months, only to rip through something I like licking, only to grow into a human, in something so natural – but feels unnatural…and creepy…like some kind of joke the aliens are playing on us…



Here’s some pre-pregnancy ‘she’s from france nipples are not sex tools, anuses are”….pics

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Lea Seydoux for Some Magazine of the Day


This is one of my favorite photoshoots in recent months and I know what you’re thinking…how is that possible? Why?

Let me explain, only because you all care about my analysis of art.

Yes, there is no spread asshole in these pictures, in fact that’s no real nudity either….

Yes, this is an era where all girls get naked all the fucking time, and they don’t even need to be Lea Seydoux, who is a french actress, who has great lesbian sex in films, which also means she’s been naked and does naked, it’s a cultural and career for her…I’m talking every single girl, even the Walmart worker with instagram dreams….doing cheesy badly shot, agreesively filtered bullshit…

Which is why I like this shoot….because it’s back to the old school snapshot photogrpahy or documentary photography…that even if is “staged” and posed still has some level of authenticity…like “hey we’re doing a shoot”…and it’s not some cheesy bitch, making cheesy model faces, for no fucking reason…

The photographer’s name is Alexandra Gordienko , she’s good…

How do you like that for ignorant art interpretation?

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Lea Seydoux Nips for GQ Italy of the Day

Lea Seydoux is french….I live in French Canada, which is not quite as refined as French french, and the girls are the equivalent of the back woods inbred hicks of the french….but the girls are still culturally french, and in being french they are slutty, into getting naked and great in fucking bed because they are emotional freaks…and give it their all..they anal on the first date that isn’t even a date, but more an encounter…so as I am a fan..

Léa Seydoux did a lesbian scene in a movie and for that…we are forever greatful… SEE IT HERE
…so I am a fan…

Léa Seydoux has been in Vogue….which is so premium…crucial to the fashion industry because in trying to stay relevant they are giving instagram models and the Kardashians covers..now she’s got Nipples in some obscure market version of GQ…and I am a fan…because Léa Seydoux is a babe and that’s all it takes…

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Léa Seydoux for Vogue of the Day

Vogue UK - November 2015

Léa Seydoux did a lesbian scene in a movie and for that…we are forever greatful…

I’ll even look at her in Vogue wearing leather, even if she’s seemingly from france and in being from France…should not be wearing anything but a bush..

But I guess we’re more civilized than that at Vogue, but not really, they’ve made Kardashian porn sluts the cover girls at various times…meaning they’re just as smutty as a porn magazine, they are just better at polarizing their situation…

I don’t know why I bother reposting this nonsense…I am sure I am much more entertaining while drunk at a dinner party trying to fuck your wife up the ass in the kitchen because anal isn’t cheating…it’s just proof of how small my penis is..a discussion point…but instead I do this…

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Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day

Lea Seydoux Another - 6

Léa Seydoux was in an actual sexually charged movie – where she played a lebsian having real sex with an older lady…putting candy coated, mainstream, easy for the American public to digest, 50 Shades of Grey, which almost makes me laugh, as a pervert, who has seen most sex scenes in mainstream movies…and I’ve seen a bunch of porn..and I figure that 50 Shades is just for the Christian people being naughty…and as a pervert…we’ve all seen this shit…

That said…she’s in some Magazine, and she looks fucking amazing…

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Lea Seydoux for Interview of the Day

Lea Seydoux is a French actress from France, who has recently done this photoshoot for Interview magazine, that you know is ART because it is black and white, but that you know is disappointing because it is clothed – since just leaving your house in France leads to endless tits during the summer – I’m talking old, young, hot, scary….all topless…

Yet they get the actress who has a big movie where she’s having lesbian sex the entire time not naked…


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Lea Seydoux’s Nipple in Esquire of the Day

Lea Seydoux was in the closest thing to a porn movie in mainstream this past year…I think even more hardcore than Nymphomaniac…

It was called Blue is the Warmest color, and this girl scissored some other actress pretty aggressively….bringing back an era of when you could masturbate to a non porn movie that you rented based on it’s ratings alone.

I assume that is the next trend in Hollywood, you know to compete with porn, and while we wait for some quality shit to be produced, here is some nipple in fashion to tide you over.

The world has really gone pretty sexy the last few years and they Lea girl is from France, where I guess things have always been sexy…and she’s representing all that is good in life.

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Some Sex Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux Sex of the Day

Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux are in some banned from the American movie theatre movie from France that is no longer banned in American movie theatres because it involves lesbian sex, which funny enough is actually a G-Rated kids movie for the Holiday season in france, not that France has any movie rating when it comes to sex, but they generally like to ease their sluts in training with lesbian porn…before bringing out the penetration…they save that for their 13th Birthday, it’s the Parisan Bar Mitzvah…

I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am onto something…

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Léa Seydoux & Adèle Exarchopoulos for Interview of the Day

There is a controversial movie starring Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos Lesbianism …and now they are on the media tour…showing the world that they are just being french chicks…unlike the french chicks I was with this weekend who got offended when I asked if they would let me use their hair extensions on my pubic hair….cuz I guess French chicks from here are trashier and more uptight…when not getting paid to fuck in movies…even though they all still like to fuck…anal on the first date…even when its not a date but more an encounter at the grocery store or random bar…those french are a different fucking breed…and that’s not a bad thing…unless you fear herpes..

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