There are women who go to the gym their entire pregnancy, you know only gaining a few pounds more than the baby, who will bounce back with the least amount of stretch marks and raped from stomachs….and then there’s Lea Seydoux, the kind of woman who just fucking eats as much of everything she can get her hands on, after years of being a french beauty in movies and magazines, because it’s a great fucking excuse….

Now she’ll probably bounce back, all European women seem to, but if she was French from Canada, this would be her breaking point, the moment the hot tight anal loving, free spirited, crazy person…becomes the leathery, aged, obese monster I married..

I’m not into pregnancy, it remains the number one STD, but maybe I’m just bitter no women want to procreate with me, you know to be the host body to carry on my legacy, I’m get more “thank god I am a crackwhore who is infertile” kind of feedback from girls…I guess I’m just not what they deem much of a provider…but I think it has more to do with a fucking parasite nesting inside them for 9 months, only to rip through something I like licking, only to grow into a human, in something so natural – but feels unnatural…and creepy…like some kind of joke the aliens are playing on us…

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Here’s some pre-pregnancy ‘she’s from france nipples are not sex tools, anuses are”….pics

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This is one of my favorite photoshoots in recent months and I know what you’re thinking…how is that possible? Why?

Let me explain, only because you all care about my analysis of art.

Yes, there is no spread asshole in these pictures, in fact that’s no real nudity either….

Yes, this is an era where all girls get naked all the fucking time, and they don’t even need to be Lea Seydoux, who is a french actress, who has great lesbian sex in films, which also means she’s been naked and does naked, it’s a cultural and career for her…I’m talking every single girl, even the Walmart worker with instagram dreams….doing cheesy badly shot, agreesively filtered bullshit…

Which is why I like this shoot….because it’s back to the old school snapshot photogrpahy or documentary photography…that even if is “staged” and posed still has some level of authenticity…like “hey we’re doing a shoot”…and it’s not some cheesy bitch, making cheesy model faces, for no fucking reason…

The photographer’s name is Alexandra Gordienko , she’s good…

How do you like that for ignorant art interpretation?

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Lea Seydoux is french….I live in French Canada, which is not quite as refined as French french, and the girls are the equivalent of the back woods inbred hicks of the french….but the girls are still culturally french, and in being french they are slutty, into getting naked and great in fucking bed because they are emotional freaks…and give it their all..they anal on the first date that isn’t even a date, but more an encounter…so as I am a fan..

Léa Seydoux did a lesbian scene in a movie and for that…we are forever greatful… SEE IT HERE
…so I am a fan…

Léa Seydoux has been in Vogue….which is so premium…crucial to the fashion industry because in trying to stay relevant they are giving instagram models and the Kardashians covers..now she’s got Nipples in some obscure market version of GQ…and I am a fan…because Léa Seydoux is a babe and that’s all it takes…

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Léa Seydoux did a lesbian scene in a movie and for that…we are forever greatful…

I’ll even look at her in Vogue wearing leather, even if she’s seemingly from france and in being from France…should not be wearing anything but a bush..

But I guess we’re more civilized than that at Vogue, but not really, they’ve made Kardashian porn sluts the cover girls at various times…meaning they’re just as smutty as a porn magazine, they are just better at polarizing their situation…

I don’t know why I bother reposting this nonsense…I am sure I am much more entertaining while drunk at a dinner party trying to fuck your wife up the ass in the kitchen because anal isn’t cheating…it’s just proof of how small my penis is..a discussion point…but instead I do this…

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