There are women who go to the gym their entire pregnancy, you know only gaining a few pounds more than the baby, who will bounce back with the least amount of stretch marks and raped from stomachs….and then there’s Lea Seydoux, the kind of woman who just fucking eats as much of everything she can get her hands on, after years of being a french beauty in movies and magazines, because it’s a great fucking excuse….

Now she’ll probably bounce back, all European women seem to, but if she was French from Canada, this would be her breaking point, the moment the hot tight anal loving, free spirited, crazy person…becomes the leathery, aged, obese monster I married..

I’m not into pregnancy, it remains the number one STD, but maybe I’m just bitter no women want to procreate with me, you know to be the host body to carry on my legacy, I’m get more “thank god I am a crackwhore who is infertile” kind of feedback from girls…I guess I’m just not what they deem much of a provider…but I think it has more to do with a fucking parasite nesting inside them for 9 months, only to rip through something I like licking, only to grow into a human, in something so natural – but feels unnatural…and creepy…like some kind of joke the aliens are playing on us…

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Here’s some pre-pregnancy ‘she’s from france nipples are not sex tools, anuses are”….pics

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