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2008

12

Mar

Lil Wayne’s New Video – Lollipop of the Day

Here is the new Lil Wayne music video rough edit for some song called Lollipop. The reason I am posting it is because every college girl and all her fucking slutty friends get wet for this fucker’s music and it’s pretty sleazy shit that I am surprised gets on TV when I can’t even get an ad deal on my fucking website because I post nipples….

Either way, I figure you should learn the words so that when you see them young sluts in the club, you can sing along and they’ll think you’re a fuckin’ hero for being so on top of shit and will treat you to a date with their vagina….Tell them you’re a DJ because sluts seem to like DJs….

Speaking of DJs, DJ AM is known to hate me in real life because of the shit I say about him on the internet. He has pretty much told me to fuck off to my face and that didn’t hurt my feelings, because I probably wouldn’t invite someone who makes fun of me all the time back to my hotel room to fuck my hot model girlfriends while I watch like the pervert I am because I am gayer than bicycle shorts and use my model girlfriend as bait to get to see your cock…..so I decided to buy him on Facebook for 100,000 dollars. Take that hater…that’ll teach you…don’t make me do it again…

So if you hate me out there, watch out, because I may just do the same to you….

Posted in:Lil Wayne|Lollipop|Rough

2007

17

Dec

I am – Lil Wayne and Zac Effron are Gay For Each Other

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So Lil Wayne is huge in the High School scene. I roll through Starbucks and hear 15 year old kids quoting his songs and shit, and it’s all really funny to me, because I know rap’s always had young fans, but the second your groupies don’t have their periods yet, you gotta realize that you’re not as gangster as you pretend you are.

Lil Wayne’s seemed to have accepted that his career has shifted and has decided to do the upcoming album for High School Musical 2. Probably the biggest piece of shit that anyone could attach themselves to, especially anyone who wants any level of street cred. But since dude’s obviously in it for the money, and Disney doesn’t seem to care that he raps about wanting to die and being on drugs, he’s had to opportunity to hang with Zac Effron.

It’s rumored they kissed on the lips, they live together in a Miami mansion and most importantly, Effron calls Lil Wayne his “nigga”. But I guess nothing more gangster for a homie on the Down Low, than to seduce the prettiest boy in showbiz, cuz when you’re a homo, getting with Effron is like getting with Lohan 5 years ago.

This is a weird story that makes me feel uncomfortable.

So Read the Article Because This is Fucking Weird:
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Posted in:Lil Wayne|News|Zac Effron

2007

05

Dec

I am – Some Youtube Video of a Girl With a Big Ass Who Got Fucked By Lil’ Wayne of the Day

I am not 100 percent about this shit, but it’s a pretty standard story of a girl who falls on the celebrity penis because she’s a wallet fuckin’ whore who’s got big dreams of going to the top and using her vagina is the easiest way….I’ve heard these stories over and over in my life about girls going crazy of celebrities or DJs who roll through town thinking that they’re the hottest shit out there because the celebrity chose them, which makes for a pretty exciting life if you’re famous, because girls are easily impressed.

I am not too sure if she’s doing this is legit or if Lil’ Wayne actually fucked her or just signed her autograph and they ran with it to do some publicity stunt for her myspace/career/dvd they are pimping, but I can only assume she is trying to get herself famous riding his thunder some how. I guess I gotta give credit where credit is due, because going to YouTube is a lot more interesting that just telling your other wallet fucking friends about your conquest, even if they never happened. I hope the record label sues her, but that’s just because I wish bad things on good people, and by good people I mean trashy fat assed whores.

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