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2015

19

Oct

Lil Wayne Sex Tape of the Day

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Here’s a black on black crime to start your day…of Lil Wayne, or what is supposed to be Lil Wayne eating some stripper ass in a threesome that was recorded, I assume for the sake of exposing him or extorting him, as these strippers do…because they have their mind tainted with an ego, despite being pigs…because dudes pay them to get naked and it gets to their heads…and because society made Kim K famous from a sex tape, so when you’re already a whore, you’re halfway there and ready to really solidify yourself as a fucking star….and when your shitty life gives you Lil Wayne sex…you film that shit and release it…because maybe, just maybe…people will give you a reality show, while I have a feeling, they won’t even give you a porn contract based on this lazy fucking fuck….

All I have to say is that I’ve never looked at Lil Wayne and said “I’d Love to Watch that Guy Fuck”…like Birdman did giving him his career….so this isn’t any life goal being met…but it happened – so here…

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2013

15

Mar

RIP Motherfucker – The Lil’ Wayne Edition of the Day

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Lil Wayne is either right about to die…or already dead…. TMZ claims he is having his last rites read to him surrounded by family….he’s been having seizures and is in critical condition….

5:16 PM PT — We’re told Wayne is being prepared for his last rites … with his family surrounding him to say their goodbyes.

Wayne’s mother is currently on a plane flying to Los Angeles — and we’re told all major decisions about Wayne’s health (including the decision to discontinue life support) will not be made until she arrives.

You know what…it’s too bad…the dude was talented…I don’t listen to hip hop…but girls I try to have sex with do….and I’ve been to his shows at least once…and he was just a clever motherfucker and far too young to die….

No more – Tit Filled 250k Blowout Parties
No more – Amazing Bikini Clad Groupies on His Dick

That said, when you pollute your body hard with drugs like cough syrup/codeine/any pills and mix it withbooze..you’re playing with fire…..

Either way, RIP Motherfucker…

BTW – I Called it on Twitter the other day but no one listened….they never listen…

UPDATE – Birdman – The Guy Who Made Lil Wayne Tweeted This – Meaning His Death is a Publicity Stunt….

UPDATE – LIL WAYNE DEATH IS PUBLICITY STUNT !!! NOW EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHO HE IS. HIS MANAGEMENT SENT A FAKE STORY TO TMZ. THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING IN AN OFFICE AS PPL GO NUTS. THEY’LL BE RELEASING AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT SAYING -HE HAS A NEW ALBUM.

We are all idiots. We believe and care about this bullshit.

That said, stock up on Cough Syrup before it’s illegal.

Posted in:Lil Wayne|RIP Motherfucker

2011

28

May

Lil Wayne’s 250k Blowout Night with Tits of the Day

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Worldstar Hip Hop celebrated their 6th anniversary. So they did what any hip hop site that probably makes a fuckload of a lot of money would do, they hired strippers, they had it hosted by Lil Wayne, and they threw $250k in one-dollar bills out…because that’s just what hip hop is…or some shit…shoulda been 2.5 million, gang of poser pussies…

I find it lame, I don’t get excited about this kinda shit, I prefer seeing 250k spent on sound investments, for long term returns, like retiring in Costa Rica, but maybe I just think that cuz I don’t have it…but if I did, I wouldn’t be with stripper pussy, I’d be with model pussy, it’s less offensive.

Here are some pics of the trash night, all Jersey Shored out. Ballin.

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2011

25

May

Lil Wayne and his Groupie Pussy of the Day

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Here is Lil Wayne on the beach with some groupie trash because girls love famous people….no matter how much the motherfucker looks like a rat muppet…and they will give them their pussy in exchange for being the chosen whore groupie whore of the night and I’m sure her parents are proud….but not as proud as they will be when she turns the condom inside out and impregnates herself….cuz the child support checks are way better than what she’d make working the local video store….

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2009

19

Aug

Lil Wayne’s Having Another Baby of the Day

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Black men are fuckin fertile as shit. No wonder the line at my local Walmart is filled 25 year old girls, black, white and asian all pushing around their 2-4 black babies in fake designer clothes. It’s like brothers don’t use condoms, don’t mind cumming in a bitch and have no fear of having to take care of the shit, cuz when you’re a rapper or street hustler, all you gotta do is throw some money at them, or disappear and not answer your two-way.

Lil Wayne just had a kid a few months ago, and today reported he’s pregnant again with some Jewish Black chick named Lauren London, who has been in movies and music videos and who clearly has no fuckin’ taste, cuz last time I checked, Lil Wayne was a good rapper, but pretty fucking disgusting to look at. Maybe she shoulda actled like all the Jewish girls I know and licked it like al lollipop like shit was Jewish summer camp instead of letting it explode inside her uterus….and here are some pics of her from 2006 cuz I love black girls…even when they are Jewish and not officially black…

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2009

30

Mar

Keri Hilson on Lil’ Wayne’s Dick of the Day

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I am not hating Keri Hilson or her new album. She’s some Rihanna lookin’ girl who sings with rappers and she’s got some song with Lil Wayne. They were on stage and she said something along the lines of “There’s Nothin’ Lil About This Wayne”, implying he’s got a huge cock, which I guess she would know, because that’s how she got signed in the first fuckin’ place. Good work girl, we all have dreams and gotta reach them somehow.

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2009

23

Mar

Spring Break Loves Lil Wayne of the Day

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So in case you didn’t know, a lot of people got herpes this past week, because it was spring break, and we all know what that shit’s all about. I didn’t go to any of these parties, I was a little under the weather and being that old guy at the party begging girls to let me do shots out of their trim little boxes is only going to be fun if I ever make myself famous, because that way they’ll actually let it happen, instead of reporting me to security.

Anyway, I saw this Lil Wayne clip and there’s a sea of fucking bikini clad pussy going insane for him, he can pretty much fuck every single one of these whores, and that’s gotta be a pretty good feeling, something I know you’ve never experienced.

That said, you should make yourself famous….

Posted in:Lil Wayne|Spring Break

2009

04

Mar

Lil’ Wayne’s New Video of the Day

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Here’s some Lil’ Wayne video premiere that features some girl’s whale tail, and since staring at a girl sitting in from you you when her panties are poking out of her pants is the closest you get to sex, I figured you’d appreciate the video. I am not feeling this song at all, but who cares what I think, I’m guessing it’s about some hot chick from High School rejected him and now she’s a single mother and he’s a superstar rapper.

I don’t get why people never get over high school, it’s all pretty fucking pathetic to me, it’s like move the fuck on, who cares if you got rejected then, but are popular now, or you were popular then and your life is pathetic now, or if you were pathetic then and are still pathetic, living in your one room apartment since your mom passed away and your siblings made you sell the house you never wanted to move out of but couldn’t afford to buy them out, but at least now you can have as much porn as you want sprawled out all over the place because no one ever comes over.

That said, I know at least 15 people from my highschool who want me dead because I was mean and gave them a complex, one was the girl with orange hair who I called fire crotch daily, making her think something was wrong with her pussy, leading to a lifetime of sexual issues, the other, some skinny fat I used to convince to get naked in front of me by telling her she was hot and that I really respected her, only to have a video camera hiding in the room, recording so we could publicly humiliate her…there are others, but I don’t remember that shit and either should Lil’ Wayne.

Here’s some Lil’ Wayne Interview With Kimmel Where he Talks About Losing His Virginity at 11….

More Kimmel Stunts…because he’s better than Fallon.

Posted in:Lil Wayne|New Video|Prom Queen

2009

05

Feb

Lil Wayne Gets Interviewed By Katie Couric of the Day

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Lil Wayne did a serious interview with Katie Couric and I am posting it partially because I like Lil Wayne, I think he’s a talent, even if he’s a little lame and refers to himself as a gangster, which is something I don’t find all that gangster, because being gangster should be implied and I should have to be constantly reminded of it by a weird lookin’ soft spoken dude with a lot of ghetto tattoos. The other part of me is posting it because Katie Couric is a useless cunt. She’s condescending and it’s like she’s interviewing a fucking homeless dude about living in a bus shelter, she also makes a fool of herself when she says “the ‘tude” or “the weed”. The good news is she turns me, the real tragedy in all this is that I can’t get to see some pussy definition as her tight pants hug her in all the right ways while bowling.

Watch it.

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2008

09

Oct

Lil Wayne’s Million Dollar Birthday of the Day

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I like Lil Wayne. I’ve been forced to listen to his music and his rhymes are funny. He’s like a comedian and doesn’t take himself too seriously and it makes for a good time. The other reason I like Lil Wayne is because so does every single young hot girl out there and it gives us something to talk about when I see them out in bars and I’m trying to get invited back to their house for a warm shower and meal….

This past weekened, Lil Wayne celebrated his birthday at Mansion in Miami, he turned 26 and his adoptive father/ lover, Birdman, who apparently made him who he is today and they even have matching crosses on their foreheard to show their love for eachother and despite that making me feel really uncomfortable, like the time I saw a street hustlin’ kid get into a Mercedes with some rich Jewish guy to service him, it matches all their other tattoos that leave them lookin’ more like a public bathroom stall in a gay bar, and god knows I know what those look like, than a rich famous rapper.

Either way, Birdman brought him a breifcase with a million dollars as a gift and it’s nice to see that the economic crisis is really taking a toll on their spending and lifestyle. I hear he’ll be eating cereal with water for the next couple months to make up for this gift, but it’ll probably be worth it as Lil Wayne and him pop some E and pretend each other’s asses are vaginas for the rest of the week, because I hear that’s the kind of thing you gotta do to make a million dollars these days….and it’s probably worth it.

Posted in:Lil Wayne|Million Dollars