2016
15
Nov
Bottle Opener of the Day…
Low Budget Music Video Fail…
20,000 Ducks – Cross the Road
Shoplifter VS Security
Russian Kids shot dogs, their mom in the leg, at the cops – then killed themselves – all while broadcasting to social media – weird
Stripping a Bridesmaid at a Wedding…
Creepy Breast Feed of the Day
2016
18
Mar
Asians Go Shrimp Crazy
Asian Strip Girl fro Stealing Another Woman’s Man
Stealing Nun
The Video of the American Removing the North Korean Poster
Lucky Electrician
Dick on a Naked Sky Dive
Insane Scooter Rider
Cops Run Over Civilian During a Police Chase
Fight at the Chicken Coop
Pizza Shop Drive Thru
Store Clerk Saves Baby
2014
29
Aug
This is a pretty funny story that I didn’t really bother looking that deep into, I just focused on trying to look deep into the unblurred photo of the reality star who is suing VH1, clearly to draw attention to her pussy, because I guess the unblurred screenshot of it on the shitty show she was probably so happy to cast for, since being an actress is a grind and you don’t get breaks like this often, didn’t get any fucking PR buzz at all for her, so now she’s making up for it. I mean if the world sees your asshole, wrestling on the beach naked, on some dating show..you deserve more attention, even a product line, perfume line and invites to all the exclusive events. Right.
The fact is that these fame whores, are just whores, so pussy being flashed or not is the least of their worries, it’s what they do to get ahead…and the whole thing is funny, and if she does win 10 million for it, good for her. She’ll have taught us all an important fucking lesson…show your pussy whenever you can, it can make you rich.
Words to live by.
Posted in:News
2014
29
Aug
Some feminist magazine is putting some bathing suit company on blast because the model they hired to do the campaign, decided to exploit her client, who paid her well to be in their campaign, because she’s a fucking model and that is what they fucking do….by making a big deal about how they photoshopped her…
You know, because feminists are trendy now, and hating on photoshopped images to make a girl look better than she would not photoshopped is considered objectifying a woman and not celebrating her real form, false marketing like a push up bra…even though being a model to begin with is objectifying women and giving unrealistic images to the public….because unrealistic images are far more fun to jerk off to than some flawed picture of a girl…
The fact is that she looks better photoshopped…that’s why they photoshopped them…stop your whining you fucking feminists idiots. No one likes fat girls who don’t shut the fuck up about how badly the media treats ugly people and celebrates hot people…
Posted in:News
2009
20
Nov
I have heard a lot of weird stories about incest.
From two farm kids who were brother and sister and who went to my High School who would both brag about how they fucked each other on the regular when their parents went to bed. They would go on about how fucking convenient it is living together becuase there’s always someone to bang and in high school I guess that’s a big deal.
I have heard about an 18 year old who bang used to bang his 13 year old younger cousins in front of his other cousins in some kind of weird family reunion orgy.
I have seen incest porn, heard a lot of family family sex, family molestation, but I’ve never heard of the father killing the fuckin teenage molester by stripping them fucking naked and shooting them in the fucking head. Making this the weirdest incest story ever.
Posted in:Crazy|Fucking|News|sex offender|Story
2009
29
Jul
I don’t know where the fuck this was shot, or who the fuck is doing this news broadcast, but motherfucker, should be in a different line of work. It reminds me of when I used to hang on Indian Reserves and we’d be listening to their shortwave radio, where some asshole would read out the fuckin’ weather, when you could tell he’d rather be drinking and gambling or snowshoeing.
Seriously, this is the weirdest fuckin’ news report I’ve ever heard….Shit reminds me of when I used to play “radio” thinking about how great it would be to be Ryan Seacrest, and by be I mean be inside….
Ok that was a shitty joke, but you’ll like this video, even if there are no tits in the shit and it’s all about black on black crime…
Posted in:News
2009
27
Jan
So you all know how strongly I feel about incest. You know if there was any cause I’d raise money for it’d be incest, because I feel like if you make ’em, they are yours to do what you want with them.
I just wanted to showcase a leader in our cause, a 93 year old man named Philippe Hamelin, who was convicted for incest and the judge decided was not fit for prison for the crimes he committed, because his daughters turned on him and ratted him out, claiming he ruined their life, when he was probably just trying to show them the ropes, like any father would. Unappreciative assholes.
So the judge said he is already serving a Life Sentence in his body or some shit, which is funny because aren’t we fucking all? I guess he just needed an excuse to not put someone doing a perfectly natural thing away and the whole 93 year old factor was good enough to still look like he’s not advocating sex with his daughter, when everyone knows it’s an outdated law….
I just woke up. Good morning sunshine. Yes, I am talking to you.
Here’s the Story
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2007
17
Dec
So Lil Wayne is huge in the High School scene. I roll through Starbucks and hear 15 year old kids quoting his songs and shit, and it’s all really funny to me, because I know rap’s always had young fans, but the second your groupies don’t have their periods yet, you gotta realize that you’re not as gangster as you pretend you are.
Lil Wayne’s seemed to have accepted that his career has shifted and has decided to do the upcoming album for High School Musical 2. Probably the biggest piece of shit that anyone could attach themselves to, especially anyone who wants any level of street cred. But since dude’s obviously in it for the money, and Disney doesn’t seem to care that he raps about wanting to die and being on drugs, he’s had to opportunity to hang with Zac Effron.
It’s rumored they kissed on the lips, they live together in a Miami mansion and most importantly, Effron calls Lil Wayne his “nigga”. But I guess nothing more gangster for a homie on the Down Low, than to seduce the prettiest boy in showbiz, cuz when you’re a homo, getting with Effron is like getting with Lohan 5 years ago.
This is a weird story that makes me feel uncomfortable.
So Read the Article Because This is Fucking Weird:
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