Lily Rose Depp is hot….

I don’t need to write anymore about it, because we are an era of scroll double tap – scroll double tap….ass…double tap….damn I wish I could tap…that…ass…scroll double tap…

That’s how our brains function, we are basically all data entry workers, doing the worst job, for free…

If I sit at a computer in 1990, and scroll through piles of bullshit, and double click what I liked…I’d have lasted 20 minutes…

But now people do it all day, for free, for Zuckerberg…his little data entry team he doesn’t pay….brilliant business plan really…FREE LABOR…you’re all fucking slaves…

I also would write more, but I saw a dude post a pic of a breast feeding mom with huge tits out at a restaurant and a pair of shoes on the table, he baited the idiots with a short paragraph about how disgusted he was, it was literally three sentences long…the punchline “how could someone put their shoes on the table”…and people went mental thinking he was hating on moms pulling their tits out…people can’t vn read three sentences to get a joke…so I assume no one is reading this right now…so fuck you…

LIly Rose Depp, a proper rich kid ,who deserves all the fame and fortune coming her way, rocking out at her Private Island in the Bahamas – thanks Daddy.

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Lily Rose Depp, the sperm that Johnny Depp left in that bitch from France before he left the family for that prostitute opportunist Amber Heard…..has grown into a magical hipster creature with houses all over the world….so she can get to Europe, back to LA, stop off at the island in the Bahamas….living that fashion life, high end glamour life, playing it down by being cool scenester who hangs with local artists to seem legit, making that money on the social media or as an actor because people care about her thanks to her dad..paparazzi pay attention to these types of things….especially when they are walking around nipples out..

I doubt she’d be of interest to anyone, because she’s like everyone else, if she wasn’t Johnny Depp’s daughter, but that’s not her storyline, her reality, her narrative….she doesn’t need to deal wit that level of bullshit….life is good being a Depp, unless you’re Johnny Depp, and I’m sure this one still complains about everything because she doesn’t know any better and when you look like this, it’s tolerable…even cute….

I guess I’m saying, I’m a fan of Lily Rose Depp and would ask her for an autograph if I ever met her…across my chest…like I once did to a Canadian Speed skater in a bar when drunk…which I don’t think he found funny….and that I guess was kinda queer of me…..but at least when I do it with Lily Rose Depp…it’ll be less queer and that is what matters….

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Lily Rose Depp is doing a solid Squat in a onee piece bathing suit and silly sandals because she’s a little fashionable art hipster…thanks to being rich as fuck, Johnny Depp’s daughter and pretty much that’s all you need to be accepted into pretty much anything. When you’re dealing with a huge international star like Johnny Depp, your daughter gets invited places…not even because they want access to him, but because she has access to him…that’s way cooler than being an American Apparel model or a DJ or feminist period artist…in the mindset of the new generation of hipsters that are really mainstream cuz being obscure, weird, creative, or interesting doesn’t really exist when you are feeding the world everything about you, desperate for them to look, on social media….

I mean where’s the mystery…where’s the excitement…where’s the exclusivity…

That said, Lily Rose Depp can do no wrong and is by far my favorite of the celebrity rich kids, coddled, entitled, spoiled, given all they want….but most importantly….HOT….

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Lily Rose Depp wore a great outfit to an event – because you can see her fucking tits….

I guess she’s trying to redefine herself….I mean or define herself…as a celebrity daughter…while being one of my favorite celebrity kids, for no real reason besides being hot, despite having cankles….and I am glad that she exists…

I am not even a Johnny Depp fan, or even an entitled rich kid fan, but for some reason, I think she’s great….and not just because she’s showing tits….and here she is showing TITS….bigger than we expected maybe….totally doing what the young kids are doing…showing tits so that you don’t sexualize them…

So here we are not sexualizing them….right.

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Lily Rose Depp is the single most important entitled celebrity rich kid who is riding her parent’s fame in both continents that they are from…because Lily Rose Depp is hot and I am not a Johnny Depp or whoever the fuck her mom is fan…I just like what I am looking at…and believe that if anyone can ride a last name, it’s Lily Rose, since acting really requires zero fucking talent or skill, you just need to show up on set and read off one line at a time…

I don’t expect much out of her hipster, edgy, art scene ways….she’s still a coddled, sheltered idiot….but I do expect it to look good, so long as she cover up her cankles…those I’m not too keen on…..but that’s just cuz I’m not a body positive kind of guy….I believe imperfections should be circled and corrected if you choose to become famous that’s your duty…otherwise you give kids looking on false hope that anyone can be someone when really it takes luck, or your dad being Johnny Depp…

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Lily Rose Depp is the future – and I figure New Years Eve is the key time to celebrate the future…since the future is about to slap us in the motherfucking face in a few hours…I mean I guess it is already 2019 in a bunch of places in the world now…so here’s the future is here…now…hard nippled in a bikini….rich kid in a bikini….struggling through life as a rich kid….famous by extension of her dad….

What I am trying to say is that Lily Rose Depp is 2019….

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I wrote a riveting piece, I call it a Think Piece, or maybe it was an OP ED….you know since I am a very very important JOURNALIST….and WRITER…who WRITES for a website that I publish making me neither a Journalist or a Writer…despite the fact that my fingers are arthritic from typing…it’s just a long form, overly motivated version of TROLLING, which is kind of funny considering how lazy I am…but thanks to a series of events I happen to be here….

That said, I wrote a riveting piece on Amber Heard, the stepmother from hell who destroyed this girl’s dad….and I am more interested in the bi-product of the broken dad that comes in the form of a half European who is now seeing Euro Success…with acting in European movies, modelling for European brands, probably a big star in Europe thanks to her mom’s fame and her dad’s super fame, and her being raised in their Countryside as one of their own….because she’s hot…in a sheer shirt or nothing…she’s a hit and I am a fan…

So here’s some Lily Rose Depp to look at for all you weird Johnny Depp fans…and/or perverts who like young hot rich kids raised real fucking spoiled….

Take it in. Then jerk off to it.

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Lily Rose Depp, the daughter of Hunter S Thompson impersonator, Johnny Depp, who has over the years been some degenerate, addict, pretending to be an artist, a tormented artist with Addiction issues, straight from the mean streets of Florida and Kentucky, pretty much rich as fuck by 20, coddled and embraced by society, given this cushy, high end, babied lifestyle….that is hardly anything interesting, or compelling, so he creates issues for himself and dates whores like Amber Heard to take advantage of him bcause he is easy to take advantage of because he’s some fucking child with a pile of money who never had to grow up cuz he’s famous…

Well…who cares about any of that…what we care about is his daughter, also coddled and spoiled in her life of luxury….is out there being hot, entitled, dialed in and working for french brands cuz she’s from France…and I’m a fan.

I don’t ever hate on hot chicks for how easy their existence is….I mean if you’re a hot chick it should be an easy life so you don’t age…whether it is from being a tormented rich kid or a tormented hot chick with a rich boyfriend…hot chicks deserve all they get…while ugly chicks deserve to be their assistants and/or taken out back and shot…cuz we don’t need them.

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Or maybe you prefer her smoking…

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