I guess Lindsay Lohan has finally been quarantined by the center for disease control…you know thanks to her vagina being pretty fucking contaminated…

She’s working on a comeback in the weirdest of ways, but it is a comeback nevertheless…when really all she needs is a video of a dude coming on her back…to remind us what Lohan is, what she does and what she represents…

Remember, that even at her peak she was a shitty actor barely working, and instead was just noise and tabloid fodder, but I still believe she will one day win an Oscar…

Mainly becasue the Oscars are a fucking scam…that mean nothing and will do whatever it takes for ratings…

Here she is in some lingerie….

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I guess Lindsay Lohan posting a couple of fitness pics from the gym wasn’t a big enough April Fools joke…a few days after April Fools, hell she’s Lohan, I’m surprised she even know what April Fools is, you know in that cloud if delusion she lives in…

Or maybe she liked the attention it got, so she took a cue from the Kardashians, and pretty much every “Not Quite a Kardashian” on social media, you know the video vixen girls who get ass fat transplant surgery and other insanity…for no reason other than Kim Kardashian…

Because posting pictures of her “Wait Training”…one of the most ratchet things in recent years a girl can do…is ridiculous enough to get people talking…and I guess she wants people talking…when all she really needs to do is a sex tape….

Shit would be as big…if not bigger than when the other Leathery fame whore Shauna Sand had a sex tape…I mean she is or was Lindsay Lohan after all…

Here’s some other weirdness she’s involved in…

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When Lindsay Lohan turns to instagram to post gym selfies…you know that everything on the internet may be some kind of elaborate lie…lies fucking everywhere…because Lindsay Lohan is not a representative of healthy living, she’s practically dead and her idea of a workout is her heart rate increasing from being malnourished and high on coke and some uppers…but I guess in turning over a new leaf, a red pubic hair leaf…she figures she can trick us, and more importantly the casting director’s that her life is on track, she’s focused, and she’s in the best shape of her life…so that they hire her…but I’m not buying into this…and I believe all the lies Lohan tells me, but that’s just because she still turns me on.

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Lindsay Lohan posted this spread leg, low resolution, picture of her tit hanging out of her shirt to instagram, and the whole thing reminded me of how amazed I am that she didn’t die off when she was at her lowest, and that she hasn’t got into porn, or really anything to maintain her celebrity, and instead just sort of fell off…

But I believe she is just recharging, releasing a little taste of her, as she gets ready for that Oscar win, I can’t imagine her ever getting, but that I believe can happen, since acting requires no actual skill…at all…but surviving a Lindsay Lohan spread leg experience probably does…she’s pretty toxic…

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When it comes to Lindsay Lohan, I am like a widower, trying to keep the memory of my loved one alive…

It’s like I know that anything I do, will not bring her back to the living state she was once in…you know where people cared about her, and more than just a core group of weirdos, but rather the entire industry…they probably destroyed the little amount of soul she had, after her parents sold her off, turning her into the train wreck that she is…

She’s pretty much dead, old, washed up, forgotten and will never make a comeback, she’s just not talented enough and no one cares enough to bother with her…

So here are her legs, for the memories of the good times, without the scabs and bruises you’d expect..because I can’t get over her…

But the good news is that every time I leave my house, I see a mother whoring out her daughter, sometimes with a photographer in tow, or acting as a photographer, sometimes in bikini, doing these cheesy self produced photoshoots,for what I know is their social media…because as long as there is an entertainment industry, there will be parents who think their kids belong in it…so what that all means, is who the fuck needs Lohan…I guess the answer is no one…

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Lindsay Lohan posted a picture of her in a robe, which I guess is more strategic than posting a video of her having one of her bi-polar because she was robbed of her youth, coddled and an “addict” episodes, at least when it comes to trying to get back into the scene, working again…even though the majority of her 20s have been one giant vacation…I don’t even remember the last movie she was in, but it was probably almost a decade ago, which makes me wonder what is wrong with people, if I made movies, I would only cast Lohan…she’s probably very affordable, willing to work with anyone, even if she’s a nightmare on site, just write that into the storyline…

The fact is that she’s still and always will be Lindsay Lohan, whether the new generation remember her or she’s just like a child star of your parent’s generation who they recognize and you think they are crazy for recognizing or not…She’s still Lindsay Lohan…

What I am getting at is that she’s better than this…robe pics…I mean…if you’re life has become selfies because no one cares, at least put some spread ass into the mix…

I think all she needs is a good scandal like that Teen Mom, who is actually more famous than Lohan…to get her back on the map with an MTV show…But these Robe pics, are fucking depressing…desperate…and not nearly naked enough…I mean when a bitch you’re fucking busts out the robe, things just got a little too comfortable…and you may want to shop on tinder or the mail order bride site for a new one…

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I don’t think Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her badly photoshopped ass accidentally.

She’s already posted a picture of herself badly photoshopped thanks to a Kim Kardashian app and it went viral.

So in her crazy little world she is living in, she probably sat with a group of friends and said, this “Me saying Nigga on my last instagram pic was bad, let’s divert”…..or maybg “Wanna see people get on every site”….all she has to do is try to give herself an ass, when anyone who has jerked off to Lohan at least once, knows it is not about her ass, was never about her ass, but was about her tits…and more importantly…her broken soul…thanks to her mom and dad…

Either way, every girl photoshoppes herself, that’s why real social networking rather than this internet behind the screen social networking lies…

The dream is to meet someone hotter than her social media pics…I have a feeling that will never happen….thanks technology.

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It is really unfortunate that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t matter anymore. She was so fun and accessible. Her tits were great and I really felt she had what it took to win an Oscar, because let’s face it, it doesn’t take much to win an Oscar, acting is a joke and if you think otherwise, you’re just buying into the lie that is Hollywood, to justify the big pay days….

That said, this magical creature has graced our lives, has miraculously not died yet…she hasn’t even really been in all that many movies…but I think she still matters, and not just to the men she’s given herpes to, but to every one because she’s Lindsay Lohan…and that’s all anyone really needs to be…

I figure she’s posting this titty pic for attention, but if she hired me as her free publicist, I could have her 1000 other ways to get noticed and only 50% involve gaping….and all involve selfies…so I guess she’s part of the way there….which is more than we can say about other aspects of her career.

All this to say. I think I am in love….this is a til death do us part situation.

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Lindsay Lohan wore a see through, possibly mesh skirt…because I guess she had to air out her vagina scabs…at least that’s what I like to think about when I think about Lindsay Lohan, not because I like herpes…the come with awesome tits on a broken girl….

I just like to challenge myself because I like her that much, as to what stage of herpes outbreak would I bury my face in her…

It’s not her fault, she’s just like most hollywood trash that has herpes, it isn’t really a big deal at least not in Hollywood, but more of a right of passage that you’ve actually made it, since everyone in Hollywood has herpes….One of those you might as well get that one out of the way early on, when you are young and have a strong immune system, so that you can blame it on being young…they have meds to clear it up fast…sure it’s for life…but motherfucker we’re millionaires..who cares…

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The weirdest night of my life that I remember, because I have had a lot of weird nights, this one was just more hollywood weird than hooker getting pissed on weird in the staircase of a Russian drug dealer’s apartment weird….

It happened between 7 and 10 years ago…and Lindsay Lohan, who befriended me thanks to me pranking her a few times without blocking my number…invited me to her hotel room. I figured I was going to get shot or killed, but was ready to die, because I figure being set up for murder by Lohan was a solid way to go.

I show up and she was locked in her bedroom, I’m sure she wasn’t doing drugs or anything, I hit up her table filled with all the booze you could imagine and drank with her weirdo homo friend with the long hair…who was too cool for school…

She ended up walking out of her room, like she was walking out on stage on Broadway…she was in pyjama pants and high heels and she performed a stripper dance for me…to her new ALbum, that has yet to be released….

I don’t really remember what else happened, but I ate French fries…and she cried to me about some random bullshit I felt wasn’t authentic…and that was the end of our friendship..

These pictures of her in Pajamas in public…remind me of the good times..that were…Lohan…will forever hold a special place in my heart for more than just her awesome fake tits, but also for her level of crazy that involved inviting a dude from the interent into her hotel with no security…and for that…I will always love her.

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