Lindsay Lohan is spread legged for Hunger Magazine, not showing any goods, probably not breaking any internet like it was Kim Karashian, who unlike her, despite all logic, is relevant, while Lohan is not….but it did probably smell really bad, and possibly broke something, probably someone’s spirit, because based on Lohan’s history, spread legged should only happy when she’s airing out her scabs…not when in rooms with people who may be exposed to the toxins….

People are positing these pics from another magazine that hit last summer as a reminder that Lohan still has tits…not that you needed a reminder…as much as we laugh at her…she’s still Lindsay Lohan and I’m her number one fan…and I still believe that she has an Academy Award win somewhere in her, behind the broken dreams, sads, addiction, feeling sorry for her entitled self, parents who sold her off, empty soul….she just needs to hire me as her life coach…because that’s the only reason I started this site…it’s always been for her/tits….I’m romantic like that…

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I don’t really understand this pantsless picture that Lindsay Lohan posted of her saying she’s going to Russia….but I do think that a pantsless Lindsay Lohan is something that belongs in Russia, primarily Siberia, so that she freezes off any growths or infections that are lingering from the decade she was famous and plowed her vagina into everything the came its way….

I don’t really understand why people still care about Lohan, I mean at her peak, right before her crash, her stunts and insanity were funny, I guess….I mean we don’t know these people, but we care about these people and the tabloid story built round them, that people buy into, but that I just assumed was marketing tactics that I ignored or put up with just to stare at her pretty awesome, light nipple, redhead tits…

I guess what I’m saying is that it’s amazing she’s still alive.

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Lindsay Lohan posted a picture of her in a bikini…because I guess she hasn’t died in a pile of her own vomit after a heroin overdose yet…and she’s managed to be able to post bikini pics just to let us all know she’s ok….she’s still here….and she’s ready for you to stare at her awesome tits….because the one thing I can say with confidence about Lohan, other than the herpes stuff, or the whole being used by her parents so hard that she has no soul, overrated talent who can’t handle the heat of child stardom…is that she’s got great tits…and sometimes that’s all you really need…

Apparently…she’e engaged:

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