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2024

08

Aug

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

This is disturbing.

I was sent some meme from my only friend that said “make sexism great again”, which I think falls in-line with my slogan of “Make bullying great again”….because without bullying people just go rogue in the worst way possible and there is no social pressure for them to either hate themselves, or behave appropriately, or kill themselves depending on where they land on the being bullied spectrum…

The make sexism great was something about how we need to objectify women, as if we ever stopped, because all these fat chicks need some kind of benchmarks or guidelines they need to follow so that they don’t go WAY past that “goal post” creating new “goal posts” because scumbags like Lizzo, who are designed for the Circus Freak Show….but instead they actually try to pretend she’s hot…

So the novelty fat act being shameless in her content by posting pics of her in a bikini from her Turks and Caicos tax evading vacation….is presenting herself as hot chick in a bikini…when clearly being satire but all the autistics out there literally belive it’s fat girl being hot chick not fat girl pretending to be hot chick as a fat chick for comedy…..

The more the media covers this as “fierce” or “slaying” instead of highlighting the health risk it is…the worse we are as a people.

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2023

26

May

Lizzo’s Pantsless Diabetic Piss on Tina Turner’s Memory of the Day

The Jolly Green Giant who surprisingly didn’t have a heart attack in this offensive as fuck stage show, where the pig in a dress removes her skirt to reveal some weird wrestler outfit you’d expect to see on a 1940s wrestler, only with more sequins…

It’s giving Richard Simmons workout vibes, as she waddles around the stage in some weirdly charged routine…..

It’s also giving Chris Farley on SNL with a near lethal dose of cocaine in his system….

I’m just surprised she’s not eating a sandwich while pissing on Tina Turner, the USA Tax Evading, Switzerland Based musical icon….who knew how to make a hit and more importantly take a hit….

The point of the story, this is terrifying……but ROLLING is something that Lizzo obviously knows all too well so it comes from the heart…

The other point of the story, shout out to the engineers who built a stage that can handle that sort of impact, impressive craftsmanship….get them their own HGTV show.

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2022

12

Apr

Lizzo’s Assless Chaps Board a Private Jet for the Environment of the Day

When Body Positivity has gone too damn far….weve got this

Wearing chaps like she’s a gay guy at a leather party in the 90s…..

Rocking a thong that you know if she took it off, you could wear as a tent after jerking off to the fat girl ass sweat.

Attention seeking, because modesty and class is not something celebs do when they rely on being click bait.

Built like a bus driver, walmart cashier, cafeteria lady…..but marketed as some hot and inspiring thing, because they want EVERYONE fat and dead…and they need LEADERS of fatness to encourage others to eat.

Apparently the scandal in all this isn’t her assless pants, a trend I typically support, even with fat asses, but this is just at the level of “fat fetish” that I don’t have…NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.

The scandal is that she pretends to care about the environment, but she’s flying private…like they all do…because they are liars who don’t care about the environment at all. They are rich and famous, the environment is for the simpletons who aren’t like them.

The real reason for the private jet is that she probably doesn’t fit on a standard comemrcial flight, there are risks with her weighing down one side, and they can’t put people in danger.

Could you imagine sitting in your sit, and this bitch is the middle seat, thank god she’s rich and famous, holy shit the suffering she’s avoided!

Remember Alyiah? Overstuffed planes get weighted the fuck down bro.

Either way, this is what popstars look like now, because WOKE INCLUSIVITY literally kills….and are obviously pretty fucking vulgar, tone deaf as they show off their excess and wealth while people are literally starving….I wonder who watches this bragging bullshit and thinks “Good for fat ass Lizzo” as they scramble to fill their car with gas… Get a clue….MASSIVE and SCARY Cunt!

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2021

13

Oct

Lizzo’s Wardrobe Malfunction of the Day

What is it that they say? A picture says 1000 words. I wouldn’t go so far as to say I am at a lack of words or that I am all that shocked in this terrifying, we must be living in Hell already, outfit choice made by someone who has taken body positivity one step too far, as the fame has clearly got to her head, but I am close to being at a loss of words. The normalizng of fat chicks has gone to far and anyone who endorses this or gets turned on by this has been indoctrinated into evil. This is neither healthy or hot, it is just weird clickbait that should have never happened, by someone who doesn’t need the attention, in an era where everyone craves the attention.

There is nothing hot, interesting, about this. This isn’t breaking down norms, or progressing humanity, it’s the fucking fall of humanity. That’s not to say fat chicks can’t get fucked, post nudes, dress naked, it’s just to say they shouldn’t.

The real question is why is she even in underwear under that tarp, her belly does a good job acting as a pussy face shield, more importantly, I thought we were in a supply shortage, that kind of fabric could be used to clothe a small village…a sparkly small village…

More importantly, clearly not all big tits are created equally, assuming we’re talking about her actual tits not the fat rolls that could double as tits of you’re creative enough, which I am, and they aren’t any better than the front ones…

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2020

17

Dec

Lizzo Being Fat of the Day

I have been consistent in my messaging about fat being disgusting…which is deemed wrong in this moral high ground of the internet we currently live in…the whole anti-CYBERBULLY shit and that whole Body Positivity shit…clearly a media tactic to keep people fat and coddled and whining amongst themselves because they don’t want you fit, healthy or lean…the fit healthy and lean have the energy to realize they are being fucked by the system, while the sick and fat just take it because they like the attention..

Now, I am allowed to make fun of fat people because I am fat…just like gays can use that illegal “F” workd…or Black people can use that “N” word and no one can complain…as fat man married to a fat woman who lives the fat and unhealthy life…I can target these fat models and celebrities and Lizzo the monster types and say “you are fucking disgusting”….because they are fucking disgusting.

It is irresponsible to own your fat, sensationalize and fetishize your fat, monetize your fat, and treat your fat like a novelty item to help you reach the top of your fat life…that will be cut short because of the fat…

I am all for some fat bitch who knows she’s going to die turning herself into some sort of freak for people to laugh at, but they don’t present themselves like that, instead they try to make us reevaluate all we know about FAT and delete it, then support them like fat isn’t a fucking disease that leads to disease.

The LAST thing we should be doing is telling kids it’s cool to be fat, or that fat is hot to anyone besides drunk dudes at 3 am….because they will just get fat, since getting fat is fucking easy…so that they can be mindless, lazy, glued to a screen disgusting people who just consume shit they want you to be….

Diabetes, cancer, heart disease…literally EVERY Disease is higher risk to a fat fuck, even COVID….but instead of dropping weight, she just keeps being vile..

NOW, this video is some body positivity bullshit, because she’s made millions she never thought she’d make and has celebrity she never thought she’d have, fat girls even when fake confident don’t expect to win….

But apparently this is a video to her haters, and not even the FAT SHAMING haters like me, it’s for the people mad at her because she’s trying to be healthy..

IT doesn’t look like she’s healthy, she’s not healthy and she knows she’s as fat and now rich so it’s time to get healthy..

BUT THE FAT CHICKS are revolting…they are mad she’s drinking Green Juices and shit…like they want her to be their fat leader who only eats massive amounts of fried foods because it makes them feel better about their sick selves…

So good for LIZZO in using fat to game the system as she now has chosen to try to live…and fuck you fat fans for trying to bring everyone down into your fat hell you should seriously try to do some sit-ups out of…fuckers…

Stop eating, Start Walking…LIVE…..but instead sit on screen and get mad at someone who is legit about to die for trying to not die…you miserable pigs…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2020

07

Jul

Lizzo Fat Twerking Bus Driver Ass of the Day

Lizzo, who gets a lot of hype for being some trending idiot thanks to some viral TikTok song, which is proof that TikTok is a fucking scam from CHINA that should be banned thanks to the spyware it actually is, designed to ruin AMERICA from the inside.

Her viral TikTok song wasn’t even an original song, it was something she stole from someone else and her producer or song writer named Jesse Saint John is some white dude who has been accused of diddling little kids….good dude….

She’s in this position where she won’t be cancelled, white media would never allow for that for fear of being seen as racist, so in a lot of ways she’s untouchable…even though her music is written by a white dude….

My issue with her, besides celebrating or fetishizing obesity in some of the sickest fucking way, sexualizing an ass this fat is really just NICHE pornography, only it’s not a bunch of 50 year old skinny white nerds watching her, it’s the fucking kids.

So I am as much of a hyporcrite as the next guy, meaning, I celebrate the filth of society and think it’s great that everyone is a porn chick, unless they are actually making money and have viral success, in which case I think they should be leaders to the young people who follow them, rather than milk the trashy clickbait like shaking her nasty fucking ass…

So on one side, I’ve been waiting for the pornofication of America…and love ever random pussy I see on IG….not that I use IG….facebook is the fucking devil…but you get the idea….

On the other side, I think “disgusting vile hooker”….and not even because she’s a fucking obesity related pre-mature death….and not even because I find fat disgusting and can’t appreciate ANY fat on ANY woman….but because the kids are fucking watching…and this is a TERRIBLE trashy role model…that looks like it has eaten too many rolls, before it rolls out of bed because the GUT is too big and that’s the only way she can position herself….

It’s fucking vile…..

The funny thing in all this is that if this was a skinny hot girl, it’d possibly be seen as porn….but since it’s the ass of a bus driver…it’s OK…as she basically MAKES fun of herself like some kind of freak show buying into her disgusting and maximizing it…it won’t end good when she realizes what she’s done to herself…and that money can’t buy self respect as you have to deal with your decision in becoming clickbait or a novelty act….a joke that people are laughing at like the retard kid in your high school who THOUGHT he was in on the joke, while he was the fucking joke….only fat, black and uncancelable because she’s fat and black….

That said, I know skinny 50 year old white dudes who would pay for this ass to smother them…

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