Every once in a while something hits the internet that speaks directly to me and my sense of humor. That usually happens very fucking rarely because I am a bitter joke snob and when shit comes my way, I usually just see the retards buying into the bullshit like a bunch of retards playing with their feces at some retard home…

But I love how idiotic and ridiculous people are…when I started this site I used to troll message boards and comments and expose the idiots because human nature and all it’s insanity fascinates me…

The fact that weirdos are bored at home in their miserable life leaving comments on porn is just next level hilarious as a concept…put that shit on a stock image and you have genius….genius I wish I came up with…but I am only one man and I can only do so much…

Here are some good ones…

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#dontmindmybaldspot

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Here’s a new feature I want all of you to participate in, even though it was a pretty major fail on Facebook, it’s called SFW porn screenshot where you snap off a pic from a porn that doesn’t have the actual porn in it, but rather has all amazingness that is porn awkwardness…

Send in your SFW Porn Screenshots to info(at)drunkenstepfather.com

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New Feature….here’s a new feature I want all of you to participate in, even though it was a pretty major fail on Facebook, it’s called SFW porn screenshot where you snap off a pic from a porn that doesn’t have the actual porn in it, but rather has all amazingness that is porn awkwardness…

Send in your SFW Porn Screenshots to info(at)drunkenstepfather.com

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I don’t need motivation to drink…ever.

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I don’t know who Rachel Roze is, but I do know that this video she put up on Instagram a few hours a go is probably the best thing to happen to instagram in a long fucking time…I mean there is no way much better could happen on instagram…it is like they’ve fucking peaked and it is all thanks to Rachel Roze…

You can see more of her on her site RachelRoze.com

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I don’t know what this is, but I know it makes me laugh, because babes in diapers is just a funny concept, especially knowing at least one person jerked off to it. For me, diapers are a sign of laziness, especially on an able bodied girl, while also a sign of disgusting, because I worked as an orderly in an old folks home who had to change diapers for around a week, before the staff realized that changing diapers, was in fact foreplay to me….not because of the shit, but because of the gaping vagina the patients were too weak and alzheimers to say no to…I figured no one believe them when they told on me…but that was before finding out it was on camera…

I don’t know what I am talking about…but I do know diapers rub me the wrong way…and not the way they make you rub yourself the wrong way…but that’s what makes it the fetish of the Day…

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This is probably one of the more interesting videos Youtube is making money off of today…All those google stocks going nuts running ads on some dude who fills his ass with water and squirts for his friends at a party…because it’s not a party without a fuckin’ enema…

Apparently VICE INTERVIEWED THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK ….who is getting famous for this ridiculousness….

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This was tweeted by some Chinese media company:

@Happy??: Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out.

The goal…to stop perverts by grossing them out, with hair fucking legs…

Now I may be old school, but a little hairy legs wouldn’t stop most rapists I know from getting up in a tight asian, especially if that hair leg is easy to rip a hole in to fuck…

I mean if anything, these stockings, like all stockings, will become a fetish of their own, like the Merkin for bush lovers who can’t find a girl open minded to go natural, this is your solution to deal with social pressure of grooming…

Either way, it’s funny.

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Leave it up to the Asian named Jessica Lee to figure out a clever quote for her year book using the periodic table of elements to code the shit…it’s like the nerdiest protest, or statement ever, but the message is loud and clear, once you decipher it…

Do you know what she’s trying to say here?

Here’s a clue – It’s pretty gangster…and that’s why I’m posting it. It made me laugh. Maybe I just like seeing uptight Asians protest their demanding parents using the tools their parents made them study every saturday morning along with piano classes, chinese classes, and some sports team to keep them well rounded, to have a better life than owning a convenience store…

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