Today’s offensive as fuck picture of the day is brought to you by Snooki and her decision to show up her mom of 12 because she’s a rat who is always fucking pregnant…in a bikini…something that is only amazing because she’s not as fat as she was on the show, despite having something growing inside her vagina…a vagina that should be cordoned off as a terrorist threat far greater than the 5 released from GITMO the other day…I’m talking a toxic waste dump that should have been left in the dirty used condom filled sand…of Jersey…or maybe she woulda been better off being left in a used condom back in whatever country she was adopted from…

I mean, I really shouldn’t hate her as much as I do…she’s pretty much had her few years of ridiculousness, you know there’s not much left in her…but seeing this pic…brought up repressed memories…like a rape victim who sees a penis for the first time…after the rape…only far far worse.

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I don’t think there is much more inspiring than this video of a Ibiza Gogo dancer with a butt plug laser beam in her ass, spinning during some kind of rave….

I’ve gone to parties. I’ve been on porn sites. I’ve never quite experienced anything this glorious.

Thanks to our friends at BARSTOOL SPORTS for this one…

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Her name is “Beshine” and I guess she’s the girl with the biggest fake tits in the world, which is surprising to me, since they look so fucking real…I mean who is her doctor….if he isn’t GOD…he’s pretty fucking close…

I mean…this is the single greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life….

It reminds me of a freak of nature porn I used to watch in the 90s since it was the only porn I had access to…It seems so unhealthy and weird…and uncomfortable and confusing…that I just want to keep staring…

I mean she pretty much paved the way for this to really be her only possible revenue stream…

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The single greatest thing happened to the internet…

STRIPPER LOCKER ROOM

It’s like some National Geographic, Discovery Channel exploration into the world behind the glitz and glam of working a gutter strip club…the Changing Room…

Surprisingly enough, I am not into strippers. I am more into talking about my feelings in Church group meetings, because breaking down Jesus people is more challenging than breaking down broken down sex workers, but I do go to the strippers every once in a while, and since I hang with actual pornstars, their ratchet low class, low grade pussy, sadness doesn’t appeal to me in a sexual way…I’ve gone too Hollywood…

But I guess ratchet, low class, low grade, sadness when coupled with getting half naked to pay their way, while walking around like they are fucking celebrities, is entertaining sometimes….like once a week….where they money grub, I call them out on it, they get mad, I try to convince them to do porn, they pretend they are too good for it, even though they offer to fuck you for 500 dollars at the end of the night….but I hate every second of it.

Either way, this is some sociological weirdness. Strippers are so bad…but so good…I mean I wish they could take better fucking Selfies, but maybe that’s part of why they are stripping for 10 dollars a song and not doing anything more substantial…I mean that and their average trashy looks…

I prefer the strippers who are ashamed of being strippers, and not out there taking selfies like their job is something awesome, because I like broken girls aware of being broken, ashamed of their choices, not owning it like they are headlining a music video…but it’s still amazing.

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So US Airways automated response, randomly selected the best fucking Boeing 777 pic to ever retweet to their audience of what I can assume are a lot of people who aren’t following them for the pussy pics…

This shit is probably the best fuck up a corporation has made in a while, up there with the local affiliate who played a porn scene during the superbowl, only this is for some reason way funnier to me…like a plane crash right into a aviation fetishists vagina…

I am so into this…US Airways is so good at Twitter. Let’s hope they start doing live demos of this on their flights using their flight attendants…

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This is pretty funny…So I guess there’s a rapper named Chance the Rapper…and some kid took a pic of him at the airport, tagging him, and since everyone is addicted to their phone and on social media all day, chance the rapper got notified and got the kid back…and for some reason…I find that pretty funny…even though I’m more into trolling people so hard it robs them of their souls…or at least their self confidence…

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In 2008 Diesel Did a SFW XXX campaign that revolutionized advertising….

In 2009 THEY BECAME A YOUTUBE THING …

In 2014…I can’t believe I still write this site…I mean 2008 was so fucking long ago…but more importantly, the #SFWPorn joke is alive and going viral…again.

In what is nothing to new to me, or most people old enough to remember 2008, here are some pics of some SFWPorn images because they still make me laugh and I’m glad this is becoming a thing, even if it is 6 years too late.

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The highlight of my day was seeing pics of this fat girl who got stuck in a sewer when trying to save her cellphone that she obviously dropped in the sewer, the only thing that would make this better is if it was a video…because I have a think for fat girls failing at more than just their diet and I also have a thing for people’s general stupidity and lack of common sense, so when the two merge…it brings great joy to me…because when you have no soul, it’s the little things that matter.

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As much as I hate the live strong bracelet, I always liked that it allowed me to identify the cunts of the world. It was like some nazi regime labelling system to categorize the people deemed bad…..

But a way to celebrate a lifestyle that fights fat chicks at the source and that they can unify and find like minded anorexics who don’t judge them for being anorexics is a cause I can endorse…

It’s like society tells me it’s mean to laugh at a fat chick eating cake because she’s fat and has a right to eat cake, but the second a bitch says no to cake because she likes being skinny, it’s a fucking scandal…and then Lena Dunham gets her own show…which is the real scandal…

Either way, Anorexia Support…amazing.

Anorexics can wear the bracelet in order to identify other sufferers, while reminding them to “stay true” to their diet.

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