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Archive for the Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Category

2010

22

Jan

Mischa Barton…Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

I don’t really know what’s going on here. We’ve established bitch has given up on life without actually giving up on life and further proof wasn’t really needed to demonstrate how hurting she actually is but I just couldn’t help myself…I guess this is like a goodbye to all the masturbation material she has provided over the years, even though the only scene worth masturbating to over the years was the under the bed as the dead, puke covered girl who fucked with her dad enough to piss off her mom in the Sixth Sense….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lookin' Good Sweetheart|Mischa Barton|No Makeup|Scary

2009

07

Oct

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Lindsay Lohan Edition of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that getting your kid in the entertainment industry is really not a good place for them to be raised. Sure, it makes your greedy ass a lot of money taking you out of your miserable existence, but then when their celebrity and relevance fades, you have to deal with the aftermath of what you have done to your child, the good news is that if you’re a Lohan parent, you know you have 3 other ones who have been given the good life thanks to the oldest one you exploited and 3 out of 5 ain’t bad. If anything it’s worked out well for them….

So if you’re a parent who actually cares about your kid, when they start bugging you to go to auditions and dance classes, just bust out a picture from Mean Girls and this picture to show them how scary shit can be. The worst thing about all this is that Lohan isn’t even 25 and at the rate she’s going, it doesn’t look like her body will be able to survive to 30.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Lookin' Good Sweetheart

2009

11

Aug

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

Lookin’ Good Sweethearts are usually saved for fat, disgusting women who aren’t lookin’ all that good but think they are and last time I checked Larry King was some old dude with a hot wallet fuckin’ and pretty much younger cock fuckin’ wife, because I guess cheating is part of their contractual agreement when his dick stopped working, who isn’t the ideal candidate but with the amount of lipstick this motherfucker’s got on, he just might be a sweetheart, at least he would be in prison while the other inmates use his mouth for a pussy…or on a Pirate ship with that eye patch on…this is the kind of shit gay porn is made of….

Posted in:Larry King|Lookin' Good Sweetheart