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Some Paris Hilton Making Out With Her New Boyfriend of the Day

I am not going to make some cheap STD joke because it’s boring and I’m the kind of guy who gets annoyed of seeing the same shit over and over again, because we get it, she has herpes and so does everyone she fucks and there’s nothing funny about that, it’s disgusting, negligence and disrespect to her pussy, so why say shit like kissing her is like sucking on a sewage pipe, or after these pictures were taken the guy in the video died from the complications, or that after losing the bet last week and having had to lick the public toilet seat, nothing really phases this guy, but he best be using a fucking dental dam, a plastic tool that comes in handy for perverts and lesbians into dirty pussy lickin’.

What I will say though, is that I am posting this for her Good Charlotte sister, because nothing says I hate my ex girlfriend like seeing them with another guy, even if we know it’s a publicity stunt, a staged affair, bullshit, a lie, because everyone knows that no one in their right mind would date this whore, she’s a fuck her and leave her asleep in her pink sheets, only to never answer her calls, because that’s how you treat whores, and that this is only going to last a minute before she’s onto someone else.

The reason I am posting this for her Good Charlotte sister, because the heart makes people do crazy shit, I’m talkin’ murder suicide.

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton walking down stairs…

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Ellen Degeneres and Her Topless Lesbian Portia De Rossi of the Day

Here are the lesbian pictures that will end all lesbian fantasies because they are of Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi. The funny thing about Ellen is that everyone freaked out when she came out of the closet, like it was so fucking shocking. For the first 2 years that her show was on TV, I thought bitch was actually a dude played by David Spade and assumed Ellen was the name of the town they were living in. When I found out that she was actually a chick and that she was a lesbian, I was pretty much unphased because the only thing gayer than fuckin’ Ellen is a pair of bicycle shorts. The truth is that Ellen is such a lesbian they have a pair of construction boots and flannel named after her.

I don’t really believe in lesbianism, because I know all girls need dick and the only girls who denounce it are ugly, masculine and dudes don’t want them or rape/molestation victims who are scared of dick because it hurt them when they were 10. Lesbian couples are just like 2 best girl friends who sometimes lick each other’s pussies and help each other masturbate because it’s the nice thing to do and not because they are in love, they are just misguided to believe that their intense caring for each other is something sexual and more than the intense caring they have for their other friends, so when I first heard about this relationship I thought Portia was just out for a publicity stunt since no one knew who she was but has really pulled through and committed to Ellen for the long haul, but after seeing these pictures of her tits, I am a firm believer that they are something onlyanother woman could appreciate, since women are constantly telling each other how beautiful each they are, even when the person on the receiving end is 300 pounds, proving that women are far more accepting and lenient on their measure of beauty than me. I guess I am just an asshole..

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