I’ve had three major traffic on this site, where I hit over 300,000 people in one day, the biggest day was when I was given the Farrah Abraham squirting clip promoting her first sex tape and Gawker linked it up…

The second was the first 6 weeks of doing the site when Maria Sharapova was on the beach in a yellow bikini – pulling sand out of her vagina…a post that went viral before viral was a thing…it was 2004…a post that ended up inspiring at least 2-3 people I know to become big players in the internet space….a post that made me feel the need to update this bullshit for the rest of my fucking life…because so many people don’t care about me – or my jokes but they care about people in bikinis…making a stupid fucking life for myself….and 12 years later…I’m still doing it…like a fool…for no money or reason….

So in a lot of ways, Maria Sharapova is my spirit animal…my soul sister…my partner…my enemy…the devil…but she’s still doing what she was doing then….and so am I…so maybe we’re on some path we gotta stick to….her in bikinis…now that she’s allowed to play tennis again…an me running the most irrelevant blog on the internet…both of us better 12 years ago…but still here…one more athletic than the other…both performance enhancement drug users!

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The highlight of Maria Sharapova is that she was using performance enhancement medication that the Tennis industry didn’t even know were performance enhancing drugs for the last decade of her career, before it being banned because there are so many meds out there, it’s tough to regulate them…

But I believe her when she said it was preventative of her family history of Diabetes…seems legit, like when pro football players have ANGINA…while fat people I know don’t even have Angina or pre-diabetes drugs…

It’s a massive money making industry, and here are her massive thighs in a bikini…not exciting but still a cheater in a bikini which should be hot to at least one of you…and since there is only one of you out there…let’s hope for the best.

Here she is laughing at all you suckers who thought she was actually a tennis star and not a drug addict.

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I’ve actually had more than one conversation about Maria Sharapova and her use of performance enhancing drugs….

The story she gives the people in what I call a “Kim Kardashian Being the Victim of a Sex Tape She Signed Releases and Provided ID on”….

She makes 30 million dollars a year and is forced to play against that dude Serena Williams…the only way would be from some Russian drug that is not on the banned list, but that still is performance enhancing, and that the Russian doctors know is performance enhancing, hell their entire Track team is banned from Brazil Olympics…all of the athletes probably claiming “I thought those pills were for my sore throat or their vitamin d deficiency”….

She makes 30 million dollars a year and has a fucking team of the best experts there are, they just fucked up on getting it out of her system…

Claim “It was for a history of diabetes, like Angelina Jolie cutting off tits”….claim “it wasn’t banned until January of this year”….and claim “The pill I take is another name”…people will believe you…but I call bullshit, I call excuses, I call trying to cover your reputation and ass, and ass that isn’t bad…because no one wants to not make 30 million a year for such a dumb reason….

Someone in her group, probably her, knew…So now she’s finally training…

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Maria Sharpova is known for being a tennis player people jerked off to…but now she can shit on her entire career, that I don’t even know whether it’s that impressive of a career, but for a Russian who’s not working as a sex worker or Olympic weight lifter / gymnast is pretty good…

Because she’s a performance drug taker…The drug is called meldonium, she’s been on it of 10 years so her entire career and the drug became banned on January 1st of this year…she was taking it for “magnesium deficiency”…LOL…sure you were. I call it needing to make millions to send back to the family in Russia and to maintain the good life…

“Meldonium was reported to elevate the concentrations of ?-butyrobetaine hydroxylase in testes tissues;[5] in addition, long term (90 days) administration of meldonium was reported to improve sexual performance, sperm motility and concentration of testosterone in boars, although further studies are needed to confirm the potential of using meldonium as a sperm motility and sperm quality-enhancing agent”

I guess what I’m saying is that who cares, she’s old now, jacked with testosterone but here she is in some of her best work…

I have a thing for women’s tennis called sexual grunts and panties…sweaty pussy filled panties…dripping…sweaty pussy…

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The interesting about Tennis, at least female tennis, is that it is like listening to a sex tape. Grunts, screams, moans….all set to short skirts, panty flashes and sweaty pussy…making it one of the more interesting sports to watch, since other sports make me feel pretty gay masturbating to them….

Here’s their star in a bikini…

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