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2015

19

Jun

Possible Marilyn Monroe Unreleased Topless Pic of the Day

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Here’s a picture that is floating around of Marilyn Monroe’s tits…

Because fat girls love to talk about how Marilyn Monroe was a size 15 or some shit…saying that back in the day, girls were more voluptuous and meaty and that is what is actually sexy…

Meanwhile studies have come out recently, than the average weight of women today is that of men in the same time these pictures were taken…

Making me think…the media may be lying to me…

Speaking of lies, this may not be Marilyn Monroe, but whoever it is looks scary and crazy, and possibly like the zombie of Marilyn Monroe coming to suffocate you with her slut in hollywood tits.

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2009

28

Oct

Angel McCord as Marilyn Monroe of the Day

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Want to know what is worse than being Annalynne McCord….being her bottom feeding sister who’s celebrity relies heavily on Annalynne McCord’s low and useless level of fame….Seriously, this coat tail rider is a fucking joke and even more useless than someone who I deemed to be at pretty much the bottom of the fucking foodchain in Hollywood and here she is dressed like Marilyn Monroe, because it is Halloween this weekend, in case you haven’t seen annoying people already dressed up, milking the holliday as hard as their frat boy asses can…something way less annoying than the paparazzi who cared enough about this Angel McCord trash to release these pictures….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2009

16

Jul

Marilyn Monroe Bra is Up for Auction of the Day

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I was just sent this video about some Marilyn Monroe bra up for auction and I felt it was my duty to spread the word because I am the kind of guy who spends time in the thrift stores sniffing old panties, not just wondering if they’ve been washed and hoping they aren’t, but more importantly wondering if someone died in them. You know there’s a story behind every one of those fuckin’ pairs, a vagina that touched it, and the whole thing is amazing. I haven’t got too into bras yet, because I’m a pussy man, but figure dead chick bras from the 50s are a close second to dead chick panties. I mean it’s all in the lingerie family…ya know.

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