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2014

28

Apr

Mckayla Maroney Instagram Porn of the Day

This American Hero is playing it up…like a little 18 year old slut…

I know she googles herself and I know that she realizes that dudes are all about her because the hormones her mom had her on to make her this super Olympic Gold medal winner make her look 15…and dudes are perverted…

Something that’s paving a way for a promising career and fan based now that she’s been on the international forum…and all it requires is some maintenance and a little playfulness to keep it up…

I know what’s going on here…and I’m not saying that because I am taking innocent and making it perverted…I am saying it cuz it’s true…there’s a calculated strategy behind everything…

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2014

31

Mar

McKayla Maroney in a Bikini OMG of the Day

Who gives a fuck…so some 18 year old gymnast was in her bikini on vine to cater to her creepy fans who don’t even care about her anymore because she’s turned 18. You see, there’s something about jailbait that makes jailbait not matter the day they turn 18, unless of course they use that day for good and not evil, by filming a porno movie so you get a piece of them as close to the cusp of legal as you can…otherwise they just fade into obscurity, especially when the sport the chose before taking on acting, was Gymnastics, where you fade out the day you turn 18 also, this shit is for nimble 12 year old Russian and Chinese girls. But the good news is…there’s always getting half naked to keep people talking and to get you that taste of fame you once had…cute. Even though bikinis are hardly fucking scandalous and if anything are boring. Give me spread labia. Seriously.


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2014

19

Mar

Mckayla Maroney’a 12 Year Old Cleavage of the Day

She’s 18, so I guess posting her instagram cleavage isn’t that bad, even if she still looks 12….

I guess that 18th birthday is why no one talks about her anymore. You know the jailbait who went from Olympic medalist to actor…who will probably end up with a sex tape, at least baed on the selfies she’s taking…because selfish are the gateway to sex tapes.

It’s funny how pervert American men think, because they can’t fuck 16 year olds legally, like the rest of the world…they go crazy for even the dumpiest tween gone famous…and then forget about them just as they blow out the candles…you fucking creepers…whereas I’m allowed to fuck 16 year olds, and have no interest in fucking 16 year olds, cuz when I see them at Starbucks being annoying 16 year olds, I fucking hate them…I’m much more into 25 and over…totally broken…and with at least one drug addiction under their sad belt….

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2013

10

Sep

McKayla Maroney Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Who’s in the mood for an underage girl who is very flexible and eager to be famous, because being Hollywood is far better than being some bullshit Olympic winning gymnast who has to get all jacked and take hormones to turn her into some short, flat chested Hayden Panettiere looking thing in a one piece…when being Hollywood is far more glamourous…even if she was bred to be that Olympian, the real money is in shitty TV shows and a pervert fans who don’t want you to ever turn 18….

Well here is this McKayla chick wearing a bikini..You fucking creeper…and the funniest thing in all this is 16 is legal where I am from, yet I have no interest in fucking with that, while it’s all you guys want or crave…I guess you always want what you can’t have…if you’re the kind of guy who doesn’t take whatever it is you want…

Here are her slutty basic…teen tit pics she put on the internet cuz she knows what you want to see…she’s playing you.

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2013

06

Sep

McKayla Maroney’s Bikini Pics for the Interent of the Day

McKayla Maroney is like 12, or at least she’s built like a 12 year old, because as an Olympic gymnast who dabbles in acting when it isn’t an Olympic year, she has to have this kind of body to do the tricks properly, making staring at her bikini pics, pretty fucking creepy, even if she’s got the mind of a 17 year old all horny and statistically not a virgin, especially since she’s in competitive olympic sports that tour, because those are the ones with the most STDs….and you know she’s into manipulating men with her bikini body, that 12 year old body, pretending she’s all wholesome and shit, and it is just fucking weird…probably similar to what adult women who fuck Bieber feel…

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2013

24

Jun

McKayla Maroney’s Underage Bikini Pics of the Day

IT’s not inappropriate to stare at an underage girl in a bikini, if you pretend you don’t know her age, like meeting her in the night club, and telling yourself the bouncer did the filtering for you, and he gave her 21, makin’ her fair game, even if she tells you she is actually 17, you just pretend she’s playing with your mind, before you go home with her, only to see she lives with her parents, and is still in high school, but you go for it anyway, cuz you’re not getting laid otherwise, I mean if you met in a club she must have progressive parents into this kind of thing…right?

I mean McKayla won the fucking Olympic cold, she’s a national icon, she belongs to America, there no age on that…

But there is a bikini on that…and here are the pics.

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2013

05

Jun

McKayla Maroney Flashes her Nipple on Keek of the DAy

McKayla Maroney is a kid, at least she behaves like one, but she won the Gold for the USA, which makes her fair game I guess….even if I find nothing appealing about her, perverts everywhere do, and maybe that’s cuz she plays the little kid angle, while knowing she’s intentionally flashing her tit on social media after a shower….not that she’s actually flashing tit, but her fan who emailed this in sure things she is…

People always like to think the young girls are innocent, and the evil man is the seducer, but most of the time, they know exactly what they are doing, and love the attention…

That said, I don’t think you should fall into their evil young seductress act, but I am posting it anyway, because I got nothing else going on.

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2013

09

May

McKayla Maroney’s Bikini in a Bikini on Keek of the Day

I like to use these KEEK videos as a reminder to all you freaks, that this girl, is like 12. I get that she is an american hero, with all her Olympic Gold Medal winning. You know old enough to represent your country should mean old enough to masturbate to herin a bikini…..not to mention that she’s on TV now, which also cancels out her age to the perverts, because the media is serving her to the creepy fans on a platter….and sure we were all 17 years old once, and we all got drunk, high and fucked at 17, and the day we turned 18 and legal nothing changed….even 25 years later…I am still the fucking same…but I wasn’t on hormone therapy to stunt my growth to make me a winner…like she is….

All this to say, her gymnast body in a bikini at 17 creeps me out. Even if she was 18 it would creep me out. But I do appreciate her flexibility….

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2013

17

Apr

McKayla Maroney Bikinis for VINE of the Day

This is not hot – or erotic.

She’s a little fucking kid, or at least she acts like it.

Sure she’ll be 18 in 8 months and her hormone therapy from being an Olympic gymnast will not have worn off, so you can legally get off to her pretending she’s 12, and sure, she’s probably already had sex, and not just with her coaches, I mean 17 today is like 25 10 years ago, but seeing this vine is creepy as shit to me. Maybe cuz I hate young girls and how annoying they are, or maybe I just hate gold medal winners, I generally stick to those who suck at life.

Either way, here she is on a good path….trouble.

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2013

01

Mar

McKayla Maroney Booty in Leggings for Fox News of the Day

This is typical for a right wing site…to showcase an American hero in a subtle semi-erotic way…for their right wing readers…who don’t like gays, but don’t mind good old all american medal winning teen ass…cuz staring at teen ass…like firearms is a God Given American right…and if you don’t like it you can get yourself back to some Mulim country like Iraq.(eye-rack).

Don’t worry…she fought for your country…she may be 17….but she won gold for America…and that means you can lust after her like a oil tycoon in Texas….who hates those blacks and mexicans…but likes the neighbor’s daughter enough to buy her from her parents….

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