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2018

09

Aug

Meg Ryan Bikini of the Day

Meg Ryan Bikini Top and SHorts Getting Wet

Meg Ryan or some other Melanie Griffith looking, old as fuck Hollywood starlet that people thought was hot, and that was cast in all the romantic comedies that came out before she turned 100 fucking years old, is in some bikini top and some shorts looking good enough to look at, even if you weren’t into Meg Ryan when she was winning at life, while everyone thought she was so cute, when Tom Hanks was Sleepless in Seattle over her, when…I don’t know what else she was in…but it was a lot of fucking things….only to be forgotton…but nothing like a bikini top to be never forgotten…

Not that any of this matters, it’s just a BONERFEST for all of us….if this is what a bonerfest looks like….which is kind of depressing…but thanks to face injections on these old bitches and some pilates and yoga sessions…thanks to being rich…they all manage to have the face of a busted up pornstar…making these menopause almost the way menopause should be seen…sexy cuz you can cum in them and they don’t get pregnant…

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2009

22

Dec

Meg Ryan Does the Sam Ronson of the Day

I never found Meg Ryan hot and I still don’t especially now that she’s dressed like she’s Sam Ronson on her way to badly DJ some party that she only got booked to play because her sister is a fashion designer, her brother a music producer and the pussy she fucks Lindsay Lohan. Or maybe she’s dressed like a Chimney sweeper from Mary Poppins…or an orphan paperboy trying to make a few pennies to buy his family some bread or porridge_I don’t fucking know…but whatever it is, it isn’t hot, unless you get off to really masculine skinny and dying lookin’ women who dress like dudes, in which case you are most likely gay but don’t have the resources in your small town to really go down that road….or weird….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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