If you’ve never seen Mila Kunis doing lunges before, you know cuz you don’t go to her fancy gym and your not her personal trainer, cuz that would go against you being fat and lazy and married to your couch and fridge in your mom’s basement… Well…Now you have.

Not that it’s all that exciting, but then again, nothing excites me…..so I’m not really the one to decide these things…I’m no expert..If anything I just get annoyed by it. So I’ll leave the virgin fan boy shit to you.

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Here is Mila Kunis and Natalie Hershlag at the premiere of their new movie about ballet that you may feel gay going to see, but you won’t feel gay watching them prance around in leotards fucking each other…..

To think this Ukranian Russian girl could have ended up working the circus juggling with bears, or stuck in line waiting for rationed toilet paper, or being kidnapped at 13 and thrown into the internation sex trade makes Mila Kunis substantially better than knowing she has a Home Alone fetish and rocks the Culkin cock despite it’s many rashes and diseases from his drug addiction club kid past. I saw Party Monster, I know how shit played out for him….

These are a couple of my favorite Jewish Vaginas in entertainment and I think they clearly show the world that Jewish guys should stop converting goys, but they have a decent pool at their local Hillel House to choose from.

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Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake were filmed or are filming a movie together called Friends with Benefits and despite being one of those movies that I could have written blindfolded with one hand behind my back and the other fingering my ass, because that’s how I’ve been writing this site the last 6 years and I’m experienced, and unlike the movie I never wrote but wanted to, this one looks like it is going to be a hit.

The reason it is going to be a hit is because she’s hot. Her character is the “cool chick” guys actually like hanging with and it’s about her fucking her friend Justin Timberlake casually and obviously having it blossom into a full romance. Obvious. But in obvious comes her in a bra, her getting eaten out, her cumming hard, her simulating sex, and it’s all pretty good to me…

Now if I only I could get over the fact that she has Culkin-AIDS.

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Mila Kunis is the kind of girl who doesn’t have to be half naked, fully naked, exposing her nipples, or her vagina, inserting things in her vagina, fingering her vagina, releasing video of her eating vagina, giving handjobs, licking asshole, or any of that other stuff my desensitized pervert ass needs to get off, or even to make me respect her/notice her as a person….She is just good the way she is…sure I wouldn’t mind seeing her doin’ those other things….actually I’d like it a lot, unless of course it was with her Culkin husband, because he looks HIV positive, but AIDS or not, I’d be more than happy to crawl inside this bitch…

Here she is on set with Timberlake….

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You can’t take me anywhere cuz I always turn innocent things into sexual things. Whether it is a girl walking down the street, or taking money out of the bank machine, or eating ice cream, or really eating anything for that matter, I can stare at the shit from a certain angle and get hard over the shit….that makes life a lot more fun for me, cuz anywhere I go is a fucking pornset, so seeing these pics of Mila Kunis not trying to turn anyone on, playing with her mouth, like it’s some kind of warm, moist, recepticle for cock and not a body part uses for eating and speaking and throwing up lunch to stay skinny and not built for licking and sucking my dick..you know she’s pretending to be picking at her mouth to make sure there’s no food in her tooth for her scene cuz that would be embarrassing but I know she knows exactly what she’s doing and I’m in love.

Pics via Bauer

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Mila Kunis is pretty fucking alright as far as I am concered. I don’t think I really anything else to say about her since she is my favorite by far and I think I may be in love…and the only unfortunate thing about her is that she’s dating and pretty much married to Culkin and not not just re-enacting his role in Home Alone, where instead of being a 10 year old boy getting left behind by his parents, she’s a tight bodied slutty girl who happens to be home alone during a home invasion who instead of getting killed by the crooks, she sucks them off and gets fucked by them in all positions….we’re all allowed to dream.

Here are her legs looking amazing on the set of a movie not nearly as good as the one I just outlined…but she’s in it…which makes it good enough….

Pics via Fame

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I never understood why Fox never got arrested for Kiddie Porn back when they cast Mila Kunis as Jackie, the only pussy worth fucking on That 70’s Show, I mean other than Danny Masterson’s…don’t let that beard and bad DJing confuse you.

I did understand why they took the risk and didn’t care about getting arrested for Kiddie porn back when they cast Mila Kunis as Jackie, because shes the kind of 14 year old pussy you pretend showed you fake ID when the cops come knocking.

Seriously, this bitch has it going on and also knows how to waste it, with her decade-long relationship with Culkin, that was fortunate enough to accidentally see and be disgusted by when I got backstage passes to some live Family Guy Show reading years ago.

It didn’t annoyed me then and it doesn’t annoys me now, but I was never one of those losers who ever thought I’d bang these starlets, or felt ruined when they tainted their pussy with shit, no matter how much I liked them….If anything, I always found that conversation irritating…you know the whole “look at this bitch’s boyfriend” and the room of jock morons sigh like they just found out they would never fuck her, even though that fact was kinda already written in their destiny…if you know what I mean….

I’m just happy she’s working, so I can be watchin’…

Pics via Bauer

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