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Natalie Dylan The Sex Expert Selling her Virginity Interview of the Day

So this weird intellectual virgin, who studied sexology and claims to be a virgin and has passed a few tests proving she’s a virgin who despite being so well-versed on the sociology, psychology and everything else about sex, making her a total sex nerd, has decided to get hands on in her thesis by selling her virginity. Now, I’m not a snob, I don’t think selling sex is something to be looked down upon, I figure she’s got something worth money, she might as well sell it. If anything, i hate girls who put so much importance on their virginity that they don’t put out on the first date, and end up being 22 years old and still a virgin because their dreams of some romantic novel, never came to, so instead of just fuckin’ a random for free she might as well get paid, the same logic all whores have, only to make it seem okay to herself, she pretends it’s a social experiment that will get her into her post-graduate program of choice since she’s the human guinea pig, with a couple million dollars in the bank.

I am posting this because I love the old dude who is bidding on her. He’s 60, has always wanted to have a virgin and wants to teach her the ropes after talking to her, taking her to the park and all other things to make this union not seem creepy as shit.

This brings up 2 questions, the first is what his family and friends are thinking about their nice neighbor and buddy Lee, who they thought was totally normal, talking about banging young virgins like his fantasy isn’t creepy as shit and the other is whether this whore in training is going to pay tax on this shit, because if not, I suggest all you virgins get up on this shit. Sure, this story may not be all that fresh, but her pussy is supposed to be, so it gets a post.

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Natalie Dylan is Selling Her Virginity of the Day

I don’t know if this story is old or not, but figured it was worth posting, because I always like to bring attention to whores who think selling their bodies is empowering. Like this whore I used to know who used to tell me how she is in control and using what she’s got to get what she wants out of men by fucking them, and that she could just be a normal chick and do it for free, but why do it for free when you can make money. She was convinced that she dominated the men who were hiring her, like she played with their minds and convinced them to do what she wanted them to, leaving her in control and I would just argue that she’s still a fuckin’ whore who lowers herself to nothing but a pussy and she’s giving guys she wouldn’t fuck for free her pussy for money and that makes the man in control because he’s the one with the money. But she never agreed with me.

Either way, this Natalie Dylan chick is a woman’s study major, but the good kind of woman’s study major who leaves the classes thinking about ways to manipulate men into giving her what she wants, while knowing that she is lowering herself to a piece of meat, and embracing prostitution as a good thing, instead of being the annoying woman’s study lesbian in plaid who hates all things male and who sign petetians to legally change the spelling of Women to Womyn while masturbating to dolphin shaped dildos because they don’t want to admit they need cock to get off. You know what I mean…..

She’s charing 250k for her hymen and that seems like a decent price, considering the only virgins out there nowadays are 7 years old and trying to get them to put out is pretty disgusting and criminal.

Here’s the Natalie Dylan Story That I Didn’t Read, But Formulated About By Reading the Article’s Title…..

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