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2016

09

Aug

Natalie Imbruglia is Not Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day

Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…is the only thing you can really say about Natalie Imbruglia, as a one hit wonder – that’s all the world knows of her – not that she gives a fuck, that was the era of cashing the fuck in in the music industry and that song has carried her to the riches….around the world…a life of luxury and able to retire at 27….

She’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying..but I guess in the 90s when she mattered, he was on friends and that alone made him matter…it was his one hit wonder in his own right – giving them something to discuss and people who fucked the system…

I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but I remember her being cute and at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome substantial….

I know, Australian women are hot, until they turn 25 and dry up into some shrivelled raisin white trash thanks to the hole in the ozone layer…I guess she hid inside on her pile of money….but at 41, maybe the only thing trying up is her fertility….and with a body like that…menopause is a hot concept, the contraceptive that is normally not of champions – but rather old bitter married people…

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2016

12

Apr

Natalie Imbruglia VS Izabel Goulart Bikini Contest of the Day

How about a little bikini contest…

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Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…she’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying, but he’s rich…I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome, probably because she moved to the UK from Australia before drying up into some shrivelled raisin from the sun….and her body is probably from choosing not to have kids…always the right choice..

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Versus Izabel Goulart is ripped…she’s a fitness pornographer, Victoria’s Secret fashion show model, based in Brazil and has a fucking ridiculous low fat percentage….thanks to fitness everyday…these pics are impressive, but she’s a bikini model, so she’s got a higher standard to uphold…of course she looks fit and thin in a bikini – she makes 1,000,000 a year doing this…..

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HONORABLE MENTION BUT NO LONGER IN THE SAME LEAGUE – HEIDI KLUM:

AND THE WINNER IS…..LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR…

Imbruglia…because she’s older, not a bikini model, and her clit isn’t pulsating like an erection from all the testosterone in her veins…

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2015

24

Jul

Natalie Imbruglia is No Longer Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day

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She has taken her money from that song, and is lying in a bikini in some luxurious, not polluted setting….but she doesn’t turn on her roots, like Jenny from the Block, she’s pulled out her tit, to be as close to lying naked on the floor as she can for the paparazzi…

If you don’t like that, here’s Elle Macpherson lying naked on a yacht because her “bikini modling” has got her a “billionaire husband”…and yachts is something billionaires do..

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2007

26

Dec

I am – Natalie Imbruglia Launching a Boxing Day Sale of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Natalie Imbruglia launching some boxing day clearance sale for a store called David Jones in Sydney.

I didn’t take the time to find out if David Jones is high-end or not, because it doesn’t really matter. What does matter what his store sells, they’re still having a Boxing Day Sale and Boxing Day Sales are for poor people, and Natalie Imbruglia is there because she’s poor.

A bunch of years back, she was huge for her song about lying naked on the floor, when we all wanted her naked on all fours, and now the only time she’s naked is when getting ready to promote 50 percent off sales at her favorite store, because she’s taking all the work she can get because she’s got bills to pay and it’s less offensive than doing porn and maybe she’s addicted to the glory of being the Boxing Day Queen, because you know it is the biggest shopping day of the year and that’s a pretty big deal if you work in retail. Because clearance sales are the new Fame and Fortune.

Merry fucking Christmas and Happy Boxing Day Shopping.

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