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2018

20

Sep

Staring at Natalie Portman’s Chest of the Day

Noting says I want to fuck your tits, like a nice bony sternum….the kind you find on those Anorexic porn fetish sites I used to be addicted to back when my wife first hit 300 pounds and I needed the extreme opposite of her disgusting ass.

This Mossad agent, out there spying on the people of Canada, 10 DAYS ago at some event in Canada…reminding me that I am really up to speed on the whereabouts of Natalie Portman….you know 10 days behind her…I may catch up with her one day…but she’s just too fast and sneaky…you know spy tactics.

She is the woman from your Star Wars dreams, who I think that even when old and a mom is worth starting at her tits, because despite having a nerd fan base from being in Star Wars, something that would normally make me hate her, coupled with her being a cunty celebrity that has had at least one kid, she’s still hot. The beacon of hope to Jewish People Everywhere…that they won’t end up with a troll looking inbred bitch who thinks she’s hot cuz she’s spoiled by her rich parents, but one of the good ones.

She’s one of the good ones.

I mean unless you like that Judge Kavanaugh, in which case you may hate her:

Here are those pics…

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2017

16

May

Natalie Portman Black Bikini in Cannes of the Day

Post pregnant, or currently pregnant, I can’t really keep track of these breeder’s uterus, was in a bikini in France, because she’s high society and classy….and that bikini was pretty small and her tits looked big, because that’s how girls maintain sex appeal, or is the only redeeming factor when child birth the most unnatural thing humans do to keep humanity existing…which isn’t necessarily something that needs to be done – as the robots are taking over…something all Natalie Portman fans already know about because they are either Jewish nerds who see her as their people, a hot version of themselves, their wives and mothers…and a reminder that hot Jewish girls exist…or Star Wars fans…other creepers who just have a hard time moving on from the couch where they are plotting how to build a Portman sex doll, but never actually do because they are lazy….as many nerds are…just dirty weirdos who are too socially awkward yet obsessed with any girl that either talks to them or talks their language…weird..

I think she’s hot, old, sure, but hot…and here are the bikini pics…her profile isn’t so good, but hell – we all get old mom bodies eventually..

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2017

08

Feb

Natalie Portman’s Bare Ass in a Movie of the Day

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I don’t know if this really qualifies as a pic of Nat Portman’s bare ass, but she looks like she’s naked on the beach in this move, so I guess it does count, I’m just desensitized from the media and need gaping asshole being inserted to tighten up her mom pussy pics – to actually care…while this is just weird to me…

But lucky for Natalie Portman, she’s Natalie Portman, the Hot Jewish icon to Jewish men everywhere, hoping they one day find their Natalie Portman….the beacon of hope that there are other hot Jewish girls out there…and there are…I’ve fucked a few of them…and they all had big tits…not that Natalie Portman, your favorite Star Wars star, RIP Carrie Fisher, and a mom of at least one…or maybe two kids….has big tits…but she’s still Jewish…and that’s ok…unless you’re a racist American who think her people control tech, entertainment, finance, the media, medicine, pharma.. because they do..but from your white sheet wearing trailer park party…where you wrestle lawn furniture…that there seems like a conspiracy…like calling this pic of her ass a pic of her ass…it’s clearly not ass enough

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2016

07

Nov

Natalie Portman Fat as Fuck and Ready to Drop of the Day

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Here’s Natalie Portman…the queen of the Jewish babes…the girl who reminds Jewish rich guys that they can one day find a hot Jewish girl of their own…despite what the girls at their summer camps growing up looked like…there is hope to find one that looks like this…ideally not all pregnant…but pregnant can be hot…just not to the dude who got her pregnant – except in Natalie Portman’s case because she’s rich, successful, Natalie portman…and that’s a win…one K-fed would be proud of…

She’s looking older, more sophisticated, wrinkly, but still great…except for the fact a parasite is about to crawl out of her vagina…like some sort of Star Wars alien creature….

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2016

26

Aug

Natalie Portman for Miss Dior of the Day

Natalie Portman is in this video for Miss Dior and I figure seeing the iconic Star Wars nerd vagina of choice – laying in some video she got paid millions to be in and they didn’t even make her get naked – when I am sure she’s been naked….if I was paying anyone a million dollars – there would be spread asshole pics going down….

But I don’t have a million dollars and I get the spread asshole pics for free since girls are fun…but you get what I am saying and that is that I want more from this shoot…

She’s also a very important person because she’s JEWISH and brings hope to JEWISH men everywhere that they will end up with a Portman and not a Schumer because Portman even in her middle age is still hot…

Very important….

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2016

23

Aug

Natalie Portman is Seducing You of the Day

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I used to fuck an engaged girl who looked a bit like Natalie Portman, so every time I see a picture of Natalie Portman, I remember fucking this Jewish girl unprotected up the ass while her engagement ring reflected the light her cell phone was casting on it as her soon to be husband would be calling her to find out where she was – to ask why she wasn’t home – and all that other fun stuff that comes with cheating….

I also think about how Natalie Portman is iconic in the Jewish world – because it proves a Jewish woman can be really hot and it gives the Jewish men reason to become billionaires to seduce this grade of Jewish women – so that they don’t have to end up with the fat one who runs her dad’s deli….it’s a cultural thing…

In a triple threat, Portman is ALSO a Star Wars character and that sets you up with the weirdest fucking people to follow you through life, so seeing her in this red dress promoting bullshit…is pretty nice..

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2016

29

Jul

Natalie Portman in Shorts of the Day

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I wonder how many obese nerds living in a shitty one bedroom apartment filled with Star Wars toys died jerking off to Natalie Portman’s paparazzi pics in shorts…because I know at least one did…because I know Natalie Portman should be referred to as Natalie Porn-For a man who really likes Star Wars due to his Aspergers…not to mention she’s a good little Israeli girl from the promised land who doesn’t look as good as most Israeli girls from the Promised land…you know not like that Chelsea Clinton Jewish face despite pretending to not be Jewish for her parents’ political career….that so many Jewish guys are forced to marry to keep the Jewish DNA in circulation – because having a non Jewish baby is very against everything they’ve been raised to believe…

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2016

19

Jul

Natalie Portman for Some Magazine of the Day

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Natalie Portman did a photoshoot for a magazine….in a bra or bikini top…or whatever the fuck she’s wearing and it’s the kind of photoshoot that could cause accidents…her fan base loyal as fuck…in part due to star wars, in part due to being Jewish and a hot Jewish girl is something Jewish guys fucking love knowing that her vagina pumps out Jewish babies, something worth more than gold, and she’s Natalie Portman, who in 1999 was the end all, be all, hub of nerd semen everywhere…

So I’m not sure what this is for, why she’s on the comeback, what the deal is with Israel’s finest, but I do know she still looks good….and that’s more than I can say about myself or really anyone I’ve ever fucked.

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2016

20

Jan

Natalie Portman for Dior of the Day

I know what you are thinking, women are disgusting as fuck after giving birth….

Actually, maybe that’s just what I’m thinking when I see Natalie Portman for this BORING campaign, that I realize is more about being a sophisticated woman, rather than the Israel born Jewish girl that Jewish guys fucking love, because of the fantasy of getting a Jewish girl who looks as good as her pregnant and to have a life with, instead of the Jewish girl who looks more like a troll their parent’s arranged the marriage with…right..

She’s the second generation of Star Wars pussy, after already being an established actress, and people fucking love her…

I guess this isn’t a panty shoot, or a bikini shoot, or an accidental upskirt or nude scene, but I feel like she’s got a tight enough fanbase, that they get excited about everything she does…or however she hustles money…prostituting her celebrity like she was just getting started and is sitting on the casting couch…

I really have no idea why I am promoting this garbage for Dior…but let’s make other people rich…while I remain too poor to buy a case of fucking beer…I’ve played this all wrong…

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2015

07

Aug

Natalie Portman’s in a Magazine of the Day

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Natalie Portman is cute, even as a mom, but the real reason she’s famous is broken down to two reasons that I can think of, and have written before, because let’s face it, why more do I have to say about Natalie Portman, it’s not like we Summer together and I have this great story about use eating bagels together…

The first reason I think she’s famous is because she’s Jewish. Jewish guys fucking love hot Jewish girls, it gives them hope that they too will find a hot one amongst the inbred troll looking ones…since there are only so many Jewish girls around…and as we know…any culture has a limited amount of hot girls and the hot girl to troll girl ratio is never favorable….always so many ugly girls compared to hot girls….for every race, culture, religion….so when they see her…it’s like OMG…I need that more than Sally down the street…

When you’re not forced to marry a Jewish girl to make your family happy, you have more options…so the hot Jewish girl’s stock is valuable..she’s in high demand…That is why even the fattest most disgusting Jewish girl is a daddy’s girl with a bad attitude, because she knows she’ll be fine…married and mom…to a rich guy…because of limited options…rich guys that would rather be with Natalie Portmant..

The second reason is Star Wars…fans for life…set for life…it’s just one of those franchises..

Here she is in a magazine..

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