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2014
07
Mar
Late Night Erotica of the Day
I just went to the worst event, but fell in love with at least a dozen 20 year old girls in tight skimpy clothes who thought I was either a homeless dude, thanks to my piss stained sweatpants, or the janitor there to pick up their puke…
I may have been overly into the girls, you know that’s code for creepy, because I got there directly after going to the saddest stripclub, you know the stripclub where strippers go to die…meaning even the ugliest of girls would be hot…
Now, I am home, I can hear my wife choking on her neck fat as she snores, I have no way to recruit love, but luckily…these babes are enough erotica for me to sleep easy…
Their names are TEAL and THE RED FOX , they are Eastern European, and if they lived in America, they’d probably be famous not getting naked, so take it in and appreciate the globalization…
TO SEE THEM MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
TO SEE THEM MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
2014
06
Mar
Late Night Eotica of the Day
I want to sing love songs and choreograph dances Backstreet Boy for Tiffany
I don’t know much about Tiffany, other than that I love her…and that I KNOW I CAN SEE HER HAVE HARDCORE SEX …which would be upsetting if a href=”http://x-art.com/models/tiffany” target=”_blank”>Tiffany was my girlfriend, but she’s just the girl I am in love with and who I get to see perform before sending her flowers and love letters…
She’s good…
2014
27
Feb
Late Night Erotica of the Day
I think I am in love with JILLIAN ….
Jillian is an all-American girl, and is already mastering the art of sex (she is barely legal!) This beauty is comfortable and confident, and enjoys both girls and boys. She also likes shopping, taking selfies, and doing whatever makes her feel sexy
She’s only done this one photoshoot and she fucking kills it…She’s 18, American and already making moves in the right direction to be the more relevant girl ever…according to me…because she’s naked in amazing photoshoots…unlike all the boring girls who aren’t…
It’s 4 am and I am in love with JILLIAN …she’s so tight bodied, soft looking and amazing…
TO SEE JILLIAN GET MORE HARDCORE
CLICK HERE …
2014
26
Feb
Late Night Booty Call of the Day
Her name is Kenzie and her story seems pretty amazing…even if her story doesn’t really matter…because you are like me and we like pictures and videos…and words are just a distraction from those two things…you’re not even reading this are you…don’t worry I am not even writing this…it’s 4 in the morning and I am not really sure if this is actually happening…but I am sure that Kenzie is 18…she’s got a fuckin awesome body…like a lot of 18 year olds who haven’t fallen into the fast food, genetically modified, high fructose corn syrup filled bullshit that makes them all obese…you know all tight and more importantly…a total fucking exhibitionist…which as voyeur….is all I really need out of a babe!
If you don’t believe me, just look at her pics…she’s naked and perfect…
TO SEE HER MORE HARDCORE
CLICK HERE
2014
21
Feb
Late Night Erotica of the Day
Their names are Lisa and The Red Fox and they bring great joy to my drunken night of drunken rejection which shouldn’t really even be an issue, or get me down, since rejection is kinda what I do, and I am used to it, and wouldn’t know how to react if I wasn’t getting rejected…plus I am a married man and just out there joking around to entertain myself anyway…but it’s still better to come home to a couple Eastern European girls who don’t talk back because they are pictures…touching each other…right….
Maybe I’m a pervert…wait…I am a pervert…
TO SEE THESE GIRLS GET REAL HARDCORE CLICK HERE
2014
20
Feb
Late Night Erotica of the Day
Her name is Teal …she’s 19 and more importantly she’s a nude model…but not just any nude model..but rather one who I want to sing love songs to…and more importantly, one who if wasn’t from the Czech Republic, would probably be famous….but just because she is Czech, doesn’t mean we can make her famous here…but staring at her nude pics…and supporting her amazing cause…that is showing off her beautiful pink lady parts…lady parts that don’t sound so hot when called lady parts except when they look like her…because lets face it…not all girls are created equally and some, like Teal…prove that…
TO SEE JENNIFER GET MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
2014
23
Jan
Kelly Hall Tits for Page 3 of the Day
Kelly Hall is a Page 3 Idol winner, which I guess is a big deal in the UK for a girl who aspires to be a titty model, because it means getting on the map and into the daily paper as the tits of the year, at least I assume that’s the case, because these tits has that as her twitter bio….
I don’t find her all that hot, at least not in these shitty, generic pics, but she does have tits that she thinks are good enough to use to get ahead and she is willing to use them…and more girls should follow her lead because I want to see her tits..
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2014
20
Jan
Alexandra Daddario Naked in True Detective of the Day
I’ve never heard of Alexandra Daddario, or the show True Detective, but I have seen her tits on TV in the clip from the show, and that may be all I need to know because they are pretty fucking fantastic…and make me wonder why it took her so long to walk into my life…it’s like she’s almost 30…this shoulda happened back when she was 20 and probably too good to get naked before realizing it is not a big deal and does so much for a career.
Here is the clip:
TO SEE GIFs of Alexandra Daddario Topless in True Detective CLICK HERE
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2014
13
Jan
Margot Robbie’s Wolf of Wall Street Nudes of the Day
I haven’t seen Wolf of Wallstreet but every motherfucker won’t shut up about it….and more importantly won’t shut up about Margot Robbie and her nude scene – so I figure, since celebrity nudity is what I built this empire on, I might as well post it…because lets face it, Leonardo DiCaprio’s life isn’t celebrated enough…might as well be reminded that he was paid millions to do this…because if you don’t wake up thinking you suck at life…you don’t matter….
I have never heard of Margot Robbie – But I have seen her naked and so have you.
Posted in:Margot Robbie|NSFW
2014
13
Jan
Alyssa Arce Awesome Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day
This Alyssa Arce is an actual model with a modelling agency, who I guess understands that her asset is her huge tits on her small frame and not really anything else about her…and that’s why she went the Playboy route…which led to doing Terry Richardson shoots like this..and I am not complaining, I am actually happy to see Playboy booking girls who don’t look like fake lip plastic porn chicks, this is progressive fashion porn to them and that’s what I am into…so lets all stare at Alyssa Arce and her tits…and the new beginning they represent…or you can just google her and find pics of her pussy, I am in LA and would rather spend my time finding her…so that can be your assignment…
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