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2014

09

Jan

Miley Cyrus Titty Flash of the Day

Who cares…it’s not the 90s anymore. When teen starlets flash their tits it barely makes a sound. No one fucking cares. But I am compelled to post it anyway…because I am stuck in the 90s…and so are the sweatpants I am wearing…that I bought in the 90s….all soiled and worked in proper…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|NSFW

2014

09

Jan

Polina Borodina Hot Topless Model of the DAy

Polina Borodina is a Russian model who has been at it since she was around 15, I don’t think she’s all that much older than that now, I mean clearly 18…but more importantly equipped with the Russian sense about her that knows getting topless for a photographer who thinks he is Terry Richardson, because it may lead to some jobs and it’s better than getting a job working in the webcam model industry…I like her….even if her nipples are too big for her tits…

Posted in:NSFW|Polina Borodina

2014

07

Jan

Kristina Tsvetkova Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Russian IMG Model Kristina Tsvetkova did some nude shoot, all greased up and lovely….

I’ve never heard of her, but like most models I’ve never heard of, I have seen her nipples…and I guess that’s better than I know most girls in my everyday life, like the bitch who serves me coffee, or the bitch who serves me donuts, or the bitch at the welfare office who always rejects my request for food stamps….I mean I even know this babe better than I know my own family members, and my neighbors, and people I went to high school with, and 98 percent of my Facebook friends…because this model has the decency to know, show your titties for your career, it’s better like that.

Posted in:Kristina Tsvetkova|NSFW

2014

05

Jan

Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting Sex Tape Stills of the Day

I am never quite sure if the Tila Tequila story is a happy one of a trashy girl with few options scamming the system using the internet before the internet understood the system, or if it is a sad story where some poor girl with fake tits who was probably a stripper who aspired to be in Playboy or porn, got sidetracked thanks to MYSPACE and ended up a celebrity with her own show, only to be chewed up and spat out when people realized she didn’t quite matter and was virtually a nobody….

I’ve met her at least once, and she was actually sober and very friendly…I have no hate for her, I just know that whenever she makes an appearance, it is entertaining, sometimes it’s for sex tape, other times it is for club appearances, other times it’s on stage where Insane Clown Posse fans destroy the fuck out of her…sometimes it’s her becoming a jew, other times it’s her being anti-Semitic…always a cry fro attention…

That said, the good people at VIVID have revisited SEX TAPE STAR TILA TEQUILA who they already released a sex tape I had the exclusive on years ago…it was lesbian in nature…

Her new movie is called: Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting and I’ll be watching every fucking second of it, because I think Tila Tequila is awesome.

Here are some of the stills.


CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HARDCORE PICS


CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HARDCORE PICS

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HARDCORE CLIP

Posted in:NSFW|Tila Tequila

2014

03

Jan

Hardcore Music Video of the Day

Sunshine – “Arnprior” from stagnant cult. on Vimeo.

I think I linked this video the other day, it was open in my browser tab and I watched it again, on mute, but this actually watching it and seeing that it includes fucking with a dildo, maybe even a strap on and peeing…yet still hosted on VIMEO, which I guess likes to walk that fine line art vs porn site…which in a lot of ways…is kind of what I am all about and in a lot of ways is awesome…and here’s the video proof…

Posted in:NSFW|Videos

2014

01

Jan

Sara Sampaio Naked for Fashion on the Beach of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some 22 year old Victoria’s Secret model we can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased in some model market they get all their imports from to use as the new Adriana Lima…because they like to keep a consistent brand image not to upset their market with similar enough looking girls…who may or may not be robots they produce in a lab…and in reality whether they are or not, they might as well should be, because before you ever see any pics of them they are photoshopped so hard they aren’t even fucking human….because I would it is cheaper to produce clone models in a lab once the technology is developed, than to find, train, and build up actual women they find peddling fish in a Portuguese market…

Not that this has anything to do with Victoria’s Secret, they just have a way to make everything about them, even when one of their girls is posing topless on the beach in some shoot that probably happened before she booked Victoria’s Secret…and photoshopped or not, she’s pretty spectacular…

Posted in:NSFW|Sara Sampaio

2014

01

Jan

Daisy Watts and Alice Goodwin in the Shittiest Calendar’s Ever of the Day

Here is the laziest fucking 2014 Calendars you will probably see today, because most people aren’t looking at or for 2014 Calendars today…because it is 2014 motherfuckers, the future, and we have these billion dollars of research devices that are used to track our every move in our pockets…..that have this wild and crazy Calendar app.

But low hanging fruit, like these two Glamour models are doing Calendars, but not even bothering doing a different shoot for month, it’s like take 12 pics randomly, photoshop a month on it, boom done in an hour…

Lazy as fuck, but I wouldn’t expect any better quality from low level UK titty models…

It’s still kind funny to look at.

Posted in:Alice Goodwin|Daisy Watts|NSFW

2013

31

Dec

Laura Garrett for Myla Lingerie of the Day

I am going to assume that Laura Garrett is some aspiring model who can’t book a campaign for the life of her and instead works a shitty day job to pay her rent…I mean that or she has a rich boyfriend..

Then one day, a Lingerie company came along and offered her 1000 dollars to be their model, 1000 dollars to do an actual campaign, shit, she woulda done it for free…only to show up on set to find that all the bras and panties are sheer, titties will be seen, and girl..you’ve just crossed over from Aspiring model, to titty model…

Now titty modelling has lead a lot of girls to good places, so don’t knock it, and why would you do anything but encourage it, since titties are great…I just like the storyline of what brought to a place filled with titty.

Posted in:Laura Garrett|NSFW

2013

30

Dec

Stacey Poole Invites You to her Tanning Session of the Day

Stacey Poole isn’t anyone important, she’s just UK Glamour model who shows her tits for notoriety, because I don’t even think she gets paid for this shit, she just likes the fan base and the followers on social media, it validates her useless, tit showing self…because when you have big fucking tits, you can either hide them and get an office job, or waitressing job or use them to distract from your shitty face and hope they brainwash a rich guy into marrying you….or maybe even to give you a platform to land a reality show..dreams baby..we all got em…even if most people have really stupid ones…any excuse to show off tits getting skin cancer in efforts to make her average yet willing to get naked body…more appealing…silly….but I’m still watching…as she shows everything but her cunt cuz cunt makes her pornographic while this makes her Glamous…such bullshit….but the good news is I love when girls send me pics like this, I just prefer when I’m the only one seeing them.

Posted in:NSFW|Stacey Poole

2013

27

Dec

Rosie Jones Page 3 Titties of the Day

Here is Glam model Rosie Jones in some archive titty pics that they probably shot a year ago and put in some folder on the desktop in the production department of the UK SUN, where they release three titty pics every day…only to be slotted as December 27…so this may or may not be what Rosie Jones looks like today, not that it matters since no one knows who Rosie Jones is, but they say its her, and here are her tits…

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones