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2016

19

Feb

Bootleg NYFW Round-Up of the Day

I assume that New York Fashion weeks is over, it’s been a week, and that’s usually what a week means, right…

Well here’s my highlight reel that doesn’t involve any real highlights or a reel, or any see through or nipples on the runway for fashion…..which was something I was really into back in the day, pre-porn, when there was a equally fashion show on the one channel I got without cable, where nipple’s would be everywhere, and along with jerking off to it, I realized, “shit fashion is clever, they have it all figured out, nipples on daytime TV, because it’s fashion, even though it’s still nipples and I can jerk off to it’…

This is actually a really shitty fucking round up…filled with irrlevant, old, bootleg people…but whatever – at least they are trying..

AnnaSophia Robb’s See through to Bra

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Em Rat Cow Trying Hard in a Weird Bodysuit

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Naya Rivera’s Bad Botox Face

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Some Claire Danes Legs…

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Kirsten Dunsty

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Blake Lively’s Tits of the Day Riding Deadpool’s Success – Cuz She has a Kid With Him…

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“I did not wake up like this. ????”

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2016

11

Feb

New York Fashion Week is On of the Day

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Like clockwork, every February, New York hosts fashion week….which is not that exciting, because Paris, London and Milan also host a fashion week….actually pretty much every single city does fashion weeks..because rich people like fashion…it gives them something to spend their money on, it gives them some material good to try to feel superior to other rich people or at least on par with other rich people…because how could they survive a life where they have last season’s outfits…

The reality is…none of this fashion shit fucking matters. It’s just noise designed to make people who pay attention feel inadequate, while making the people selling people who own closets of perfectly good clothing, the latest clothing…pretentious, over consumption, disgusting…and what better way to solidify that than to use vapid shitty models and Emily Ratajkowski at some AIDS charity event that probably costs more than it raises for AIDS..even though AIDS is a myth and not a death sentence anymore…

Garbage…I’d name them off as their levels of irrelevance…but I’m too busy laughing at Adriana Lima’s clearly photoshopped in all her VS campaigns belly….

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2015

16

Sep

The Worst Bella Thorne Sandwich of the Day

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Christina Hendricks and Cabbage Patch Doll the Adult Version Amy Schumer….made a Bella Thorne Sandwich, because it’s just like two overrated fat chicks to try to tag team the hot youth….in efforts to either make themselves look fatter, or make her look skinnier, in a sandwich I’d leave the bread on the plate, like a California carb-fearing wife, and focus on the meat…

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That said, here’s her ass…17 years old for 2 more weeks ass…an ass that will look pretty much the same in 2 weeks, but that will far less scandalous, exciting, or bad to want to eat…so take it in now…your 17 year old fetish and perversion is in the grey area…still a sex offender if you fuck her in terms of the law, but easy to say to judging girls who aren’t 18 that you’re not a pervert, 2 weeks to 18 might is pretty much 18….an argument that you tried for a 16 year old you tried to bang…but that just made you look like a predator…

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