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Archive for the Phoebe Tonkin Category

2013

14

Jun

Phoebe Tonkin in Her Bikini for Some Photoshoot of the Day

Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actor or model who is trying to make it in America, and I say give her the fucking Green card, because she looks fucking good, especially when her efforts involve being in a bikini, in the pool, looking amazing….

I hear good things about these Australians is that they are all fucking hot, so she likely doesn’t have a horrible ego where she thinks she’s hot, and that makes for the best kind of bottom feeder, you know she’s not like the shitty stripper with bad attitude who pretends she’s the fucking Queen of England while you negotiate a shitty lap dance with her for 10 dollars a song.

If you want more pics of her HERE SHE IS IN VOGUE

Posted in:Phoebe Tonkin

2012

04

Sep

Teresa Palmer & Phoebe Tonkin Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day


Teresa Palmer is some Australian actress who I think I am in love with.

Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who I think I am in love with.

Together they are in this instagram/twitter/facebook pic wearing bikini tops in efforts to mock my love….or the fact that I won’t commit said love to one of them specifically causing a whole lot of drama since before 10 minutes ago, I had never even heard of them…but more importantly cuz I fall in love every day and can’t commit to one woman…especially one I’ve never met, but more importantly who has never heard of me, no matter how bad I wanna stick it in their batty holes….

I love when hot bitches, especially hot Australian bitches are friends….

Posted in:Phoebe Tonkin|Teresa Palmer