Precious is pregnant with twins, not the all you can eat buffet, which means that at least someone out there has had sex with Precious and it seems like he’s really stoked about it as her climbs on her like she’s a Bouncy Castle from his youth….reliving those good memories…maybe he’s got the Precious fetish…because it is safe to assume that Precious is a Fetish and that someone out there jerks off to her in the Precious movie like it’s a porno….or maybe he’s using her, either way, he’s stoked on the twins and I would be too, twins are fucking cool.
But the fetish before us is Precious Pregnant with Twins….it’s a hybrid Precious, a leveled up Precious, it’s more Precious than a typical Precious fetishist can handle..
Acting is funny. It’s like this is all made up. Bitch is sitting in a room talking to a woman and acting all hysterical. This is the kind of thing that gets you arrested if you do this kind of shit in the mall or at the drugstore or pretty much anywhere, but in Gabourey Sidibe’s defense, they showed her a bucket of chicken, two big macs and some chilli fries before this audition and said “read the fucking lines or you’ll never get to eat again” and hysterics, tears and bullshit ensued. Sure she’s an easy target…but don’t blame me for that…blame her pant size…if they even make pants in her size.
On a sidenote she got cast on a TV show, but unfortunately for her it wasn’t celebrity fit club….if she doesn’t do something she is gonna die…but then again I’ve been force feeding my wife for a decade hoping her obesity would make her die but all it’s done is made her more annoying, harder to deal with and more disgusting now that I have to wipe her ass 4 times a day.
On an influenced by the trash in Precious note…here’s an inspiring story about teenage lust and love…
I just heard this Howard Stern vs Precious rant and found it pretty accurate. She looks like a cartoon character and when Oprah said she is going to be around for a long lasting career, I laughed because I knew she was going to die in the next 5 years if she doesn’t get her shit together. It really just proves that anyone can be an actor and sure she played a fat, black, retarded chick but how many more fat, black, retarded chicks are there out there…The pretty much had to nominate her for an Academy Award out of sympathy for her like some make a wish foundation shit…and if she won it would have been the biggest joke on Hollywood, whether she deserved it or not, there’s just no one they could embrace giving someone with no skill at acting the best acting award against all these bitches who have been doing this for decades and think it’s a legitimate art form…and now hollywood has just inflated another ego, only to take it away, for them to turn to drugs and alcohol to self-medicate before Corey Haiming themselves….RIP Precious….
Anyway, there’s nothing hot about Precious, her heart disease or body like my wife, who has spent half a century with an eating disorder and emotional distress getting to her size, but there is something hot about Oprah on a Lesbian Date with Gale….so here are some pictures of Oprah showing off her big fat ass I want to cum inside….but not because I find Oprah hot, but because Oprah is fucking God….
