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Archive for the Promo Category

2009

28

May

Kendra Wilkinson’s Promoting With Her Tits in Poland of the Day

Kendra Wilinson was promoting some garbage in Poland because you know Poland is the place you go to promote when you’re a real big star, not when you’re a desperate whore trying to hold onto any fragment of fame you once had. In her defense though, maybe she was already in Poland trying to get abducted and thrown into the Eastern European sex trade, and when that didn’t work out for her because she’s not 12 years old, she had to resort back on her failing career. Nice tits.

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Promo|Tits

2009

06

Mar

Liverpool Fashion Week Promo Pictures of the Day

When I saw these Liverpool Fashion Week promo pics I laughed. I thought it was a fucking joke. Not because I know much about fashion, and realize that Liverpool has never been known to be a fashion mecca, but because I know girls from Liverpool are fucking trash. I’m talking the fake tit party girls in dresses from the sex shop with dreams of being more than their soot-faced, potato eating, blue collar family who have worked at The Mill the last 3 generations or some shit.

But then I realized, that these tacky whores were actually famous sluts from the UK, one from Atomic Kitten, the other from Cornation Street and they don’t have names. They are just reppin’ their hometown and it’s quest to become the next instrumental thing in fashion, like it was instrumental in Rock and Roll with the whole Beatles thing coming out of there.

Either way, check out the trash.

Posted in:Atomic Kitten|Cornation Street|Liverpool Fashion Week|Promo

2008

12

Nov

Britney Spears Promo Picture of the Day

Here’s a promo picture for Britney’s new album. It’s like the second coming of Christ for her fans, you know thinking she can pull her whole life back together and bring the happiness she once brought to their lives through song back, it’s really a pretty selfish hope for her to get better, but who really gives a shit, because like Christ, the idea of her having a comeback is a myth.

It’s something totally fabricated by a record label in hopes to make some motherfucking money, so that they can run the small towns across the world and molest little boys without being questioned, like they were Lou Perlman and sure, I may not be an optimist or a religious man, because I am too realistic, but Britney Spears fans, like a religious people believe in miracles that just aren’t possible.

Sure she’ll sell records and have some hits, but she’ll crack again and here is some photoshopped pictures to perpetuate the lie that you will all be sold when her new album drops that this comeback is the real deal and all those who aren’t on board will burn it hell, the same hell that houses whoever edited these pictures cuz shit doesn’t even look like her…..

Posted in:Britney Spears|Promo