Girls, let Rachel Bilson teach you a quick and easy lesson. When you are at your peak of your career and your sex appeal, don’t start dating some over-bearing insecure loser from Canada who was lucky enough to land a movie franchise role, but who will never get work again like a one trick pony, and if you do, don’t say yes when he proposes or tricks you into moving into his farm in Canada, to hide you from the fun and excitement of Hollywood, by making you think living in the middle of fucking no where is the best thing for your sanity and career, cuz when you finally get the courage to leave the brainwashing freakshow, and run back to Hollywood to get your shit you left behind back together, your ass won’t be quite where it once was.

So here is Rachel Bilson’s ass in jeans a few years too late…

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I know these pictures aren’t all that exciting, but this is Rachel Bilson we’re talking about, and the bitch is never exciting…She’s so fucking boring, that this is the peak of excitement we get with her, but luckily I’m a fucking pervert and I can get off to anything, cuz I know that under these jean shorts there is probably a pair of panties and under those panties there is probably a vagina and really that makes these pictures about 3/4 of an inch away from being pussy pictures….a size you may relate to….and after taking a second glance at these pics…I’m pretty sure I see cameltoe and that is always a good thing….

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We’ve established that Rachel Bilson is boring as shit and that she does everything in her power to not be the slutty little starlet she shoulda been 5 years ago, but instead she locked herself up in a barn in Canada where some dude who was in one or two movies, the main one being Star Wars, brain washed her into not flashing her cunt like she was supposed to cuz that’s what young starlets do and that’s how young starlets get noticed and that’s how young starlets get work…and I guess she’s slowly realizing that as she walks around Hollywood looking for scraps like some kind of homeless person….

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I don’t know what happened to Rachel Bilson, but it looks like she’s turned into some kind of midget…not an actual midget you’d see working the rides at the local carnival, but the kind of midget who isn’t quite a midget, but is built like one, you know the Shaq of midgets, who some how manages to sneak her way into being considered normal, while her legs, arms and head all remain very fucking midget….but at least she’s wearing tight pussy hugging pants, cuz despite being a borderline midget, she’s still worth fucking…but then again so are all midgets…but her ex-boyfriend who she was engaged to probably didn’t tell her that cuz if he did should wouldn’t have felt like she needed him…but let’s not get into that…let’s instead stare at her crotch and wonder what is beyond the demin…cuz this bitch isn’t giving anything up for free…she’s boring and gives no flashes, no upskirts…this is as good as she gets.

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Rachel Bilson bores me…even when she’s all dressed up meeting with her agent cuz I guess she realizes it’s time to start working again and the 5 year vacation…it’s like all I see is a pussy that hasn’t got drunk and flashed her pussy…or even got drunk and flashed her tit…she hasn’t had any scandals, other than getting engaged to a Canadian, and it pisses me off. I want to see her pussy and I want to see it now…She chose the hollywood life….now she needs to live the fuck up to it. Show us your cunt already you boring fucking pig.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…the worst thing that has happened to Rachel Bilson is that she got engaged to some loser one-hit wonder who no one cares about and he knows it, so he’s brainwashed her into thinking they have something special and that he loves her for who she is and not what she is, in some kind of Megan Fox and David from 90210 shit, that just hold these bitches back from rockin’ their full potential, but the good news is that she’s goin in for a hug with some dirtbag motherfucker who looks like the kind of guy who jerks off to watching his girl fuck other dudes, so let’s hope this is her new cock, one that is more fun, less uptight that let’s her out of her fuckin’ cage, cuz I see potential for this pussy, it’s just being snuffed the fuck out but a jealous freak trying to make her move to his farm in Canada to escape the limelight she should be knee deep in already…the same farm I hope he’s at right now looking at these pictures raging with jealousy….

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