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Ray J’s I Hit it First Song About Kim K of the Day

I like to think that Ray J’s talent as an rapper is probably the reason Kim Kardashian has moved onto Kanye Sperm. We get it, he hit it first, when she was a nobody with a fat ass and a dream, but now that she’s made a lot of money, she has options, and can leave this dude in the shelves of her DVD collection, because sure his cock helped make her, but she doesn’t need that shit anymore, but it’s nice to see that he still needs her, making horrible songs about the glory days, and as much as I hate Kim Kardashian, it’s safe to say that Ray J is even worse than her. He’s milking her like the cow that she looks like, all swollen utters and barnyard smells.

Worst song ever, but I guess we got to give him some credit for trying. These lyrics are the fucking worst….


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Ray J Gives Advice on Pickin’ Up Chicks of the Day

I know nothing about Ray J, other than the Kardashian Sex tape that made him a million dollars an made her 5 million dollars and lead to her TV show and other jobs. He’s Brandy’s brother and he fucks a lot of girls and this dude got with him and talked about getting pussy.

I don’t know if I’d ask a dude who fucked a fat girl how he got with her, I figure his strategy was simple and that is either offer her some food or give her some attention since everyone always goes for her friend, but then I realized I am talking about Kim Kardashian who think she’s substantially better lookin’ than she actually is so she’s probably a hard pussy to crack because of the ego, but he did get with her before all that hit and she was just his sister’s useless stylist so who fuckin’ knows.

The whole pick up artist movement is funny because I think it works. I have never read much about how to manipulate girls into the bedroom but from the shit I’ve seen negative hits and playing hard to get work. You gotta make a girl feel insecure so you tease her in a way that I don’t tease girls because every girl hates me after about a minute with me, but you make a comment about her hair or outfit that will keep her thinkin’ about it wondering what you meant. An example would be saying “is your hair real” or “those shoes look comfortable”. It just get their wheels turning enough to give you the upper hand and make them want to impress you or prove themselves to you. The next step is to no obsess over them because you have the in, you gotta play it cool like you don’t want their pussies and then all of a sudden they’ll be trying to win you over by throwing their pussies at you.

Ray J’s advice is to use aggressiveness on the classy girls…like pull them aside, tell them to come with you, demand a number and they won’t know how to react so they’ll just go along with it and his other advice is to be corny or make cheesy jokes because girls are into corny jokes it reminds them of playing with My Little Pony and Barbie and seems harmless and cute.

Now the easiest way to get pussy is just to pay for it because a girlfriend has proven to be more expensive than 7 five dollar blowjobs, but if you’re not into the whole paying for sex directly and prefer the paying for sex indirectly because it’s more of a challenge, the key for you to get pussy is to leave your house.

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Ray J Tells Tyra About His Kim Kardashian Sex Tape of the Day

Ray J says that the whole reason he did the sex tape was because he was bored, something I’d expect when you’re stuck hanging with Kim Kardashian because big tits and a big ass is gets boring once you’ve already seen them a couple dozen times and she’s got about enough substance to entertain a 3 year old for about 2 minutes before it starts begging for the Teletubbies because her tubby ass isn’t even good enough for them.

So Ray J says that he watched the video to improve his sexual performance and Tyra asks about his big dick because her pussy is fuckin’ hungry for some cock and this video is about as interesting as spending a night with Kim Kardashian. So watch it.

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