Here is the opposite of a bikini bridge …where a mom of 10 and her chubby alcoholic pushing 40 folds hang over the spot where the bridge is supposed to happen…making it less about the bikini…and more about the tidal wave of fat that’s been sent to take out the bridge like it was a natural disaster…we’re talking a Tsunami…when the very thing the bridge is designed to cover and transport you safely from point a to point b…retaliates and takes out the bridge…living it just fragments of fabric people in the future will find and wonder what was once there…

Pretty horrible…but I’m still looking…this bitch needs some special effects to look better than her doughy self looks…

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I appreciate the attempt to cover-up, you know by wearing the one piece to cover her ravaged stomach thanks to good wholesome southern cooking and baby making…but she didn’t try hard enough. I mean she has the kind of body that needs to remain in clothes at the beach, you know like she’s got a sun allergy or some shit, in a snow suit maybe, because seeing her melting ass and boxy square shaped body, doesn’t only remind me that she’s never been hot, she’s always been fat and sloppy, but also that there is no God.

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Reese Witherspoon is disgusting…so seeing her brat ass being flashed to the paparazzi like they were the Police and she was being arrested for hard drinking and driving and being an uncooperative cunt, is pretty much up her redneck new money alley, but it’s so unfortunate that it happened, I mean seeing so much lumpy flesh on the street is far past it’s expiration date. In fact, Reese Witherspoon, even at her peak, was a lumpy pile of fleshy shit, but the good news is that unlike sexy clothes on drunk or medicated women, this shit is a surefire rape deterrent, so I am gonna assume that’s what being done here…scientific research, like the clamp/claw/blade female condom that bites unwelcome cock, the hollywood bare ass edition.

Horrible.

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The Reese Witherspoon arrest is a nice example of her true colors, she’s a cunt, but I could have already told you that and I’ve never met her, but more importantly, her pussy actor husband not having her back as he shits himself getting arrested, because his cushy bullshit life doesn’t take well to real situations like getting arrested, and says “I had nothing to do with that”….in a broken voice…because these people, when you strip away their money, can’t handle the simple things in life in a normal way, they think, because we make them think, that they are important, above the law and run the fucking country, even though all they do is play make belief. Fuck em all. I am just bummed she wasn’t sent to county, prison raped, and taught a few lessons of how the world, when you’re not a millionaire celebrity people suck up all the time, works.

The worst thing in all this, is that I still think this is a publicity stunt to promote her movie and get her in the news.

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This is the reason I don’t read my twitter feed….Seriously. Celebrating Reese Witherspoon’s birthday with what may be the most offensive pics of a woman in a bathing suit in the last decade, all fat and sloppy because lets face it, she was fat and sloppy in the 90s when she first started getting pregnant, but she managed to carry herself though it in ways that tricked people into giving her an Oscar. This whole southern girl with good morals and values who traps the high school quarterback with her uterus, ruining his career. A church goer, who gets knocked up out of wedlock, because she’s full of shit, literally, at least according to her belly in these bathing suit pics.

Defend her all you want, she’s pushing 40, has kids, I get it…but fuck there’s no excuse for this level of sloppy. Bitch needs to hit the beach in a snow suit.

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Reese Witherspoon could just be Bloated, fat, Swollen in the uterus from her previous dozen kids….dumpy from always being dumpy, you know a little too into souther fried cooking to ever really be fit….I mean since she first hit Hollywood she played the fat chick as far as I’m concerned, sure it was the fat chick who controlled her fatness as hard as she could before getting knocked up on set of Cruel Intentions, only to tricky homie into marrying her, and living a horrible life with her, before her good Christian values that I like to call a fucking lie, led her to another homie, who has been rumored to have knocked her up, occupying her swollen gunt she’s always had, but now has a reason for having….and like all good Christian Women, she’s remaried, so this isn’t a bastard brewing, it’s just you know, another kid to add to her army, made by different sperm, like she was a ghetto fucking stripper in line at WalMart with 4 kids all a different shade of brother. If you know waht I mean.

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I hate on Reese Witherspoon for one reason and one reason only…..she’s the fucking devil and I need to bring her down…everyone thinks she’s this great mother, wholesome housewife who was cheated on and forced to remarry….when I know she’s a fucking movie star…and all movie stars…despite how many pictures of them you see going to church on Sundays…are vapid, spoiled, rude, disgusting, money grubbing whores….trash that if they actually cared wouldn’t be practicing lines in the mirror…but would instead be helping save AIDS babies for an organization or some shit….

Here are her shitty legs….to remind you that despite all her working out…she’s still disgusting.

DOWN WITH WITHERSPOON….

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I find Reese Witherpoon a tedious fucking all american southern piece of shit bible thumping cunt….who is both too dumpy to be noticed despite all her jogging…and too shitty at acting to deserve to be a fucking Academy Award winner….She is a chubby bitch who shoulda been killed or at least comatose vegetable after being hit by a car when God had his wrath on her for pretending to be this wholesome Christian….when Actor’s can’t be Christian, everything about them is against god…it is the devils work…they are vain, materialistic, superficial people who act god like as people worship them….they are money grubbing, sex out of wedlock, drug using bitches who like Reese Witherspoon entrap their first husband by getting knocked up on set…but at least she’s showing some tit…it is the only redeeming thing she has going for her…

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I know what the internet doesn’t need….more pictures of Reese Witherspoon’s sloppy mom ass in leggings or “work out gear” that based on her sloppy ass…she clearly doesn’t use to workout…but pretends she does…unless she just has bad genes, bad diet, and fucked up hormonal issues thanks to birthing of her own Christian Army something else she pretends she’s into with weekly trips to church… cuz that’s what God would want of her…along with divorce, home wrecking pre marital sex….and the sleaze that comes with being a narcissit in Hollywood….crazy Jesus people and their bad asses…can’t get enough of them…and the way they look like they’ve shit themselves a big sloppy shit….it’s luxury.

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