Maybe I haven’t had enough sex today, or maybe she’s just standing next to fat chicks or maybe I’ve just been standing next to fat chicks but I think these Rihanna pics are hot…

I also love that I know people in Barbados and they they hate her for being this diva bitch with a belly, you know big fish coming home to her small pond, only to act like a big fish, when really you’re supposed to be pretty nice, humble and cool when you become that big fish, you know since you proved yourself and don’t need to shit on the people more than you already have as they pull bratty rich people from the UK around on tubes for beer money, when you can own the fucking hotel they’re working out of….

But I really love the rumors that she was a teen prostitute and that’s how she made it…cuz whoring at a young age being the gateway whoring to land a solid fucking career that’s lasted the last 4 or 5 years….should be advertised more…and maybe it’s best to keep all the Southeast asians ladyboys and Eastern Europe sex traded teens out of the marketing material…cuz their underage whoring is far less lucrative….

Here are the pics…

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I know people in Barbados and they all fucking hate Rihanna. She was gutter…you know seriously low class poverty trash from a shanty before she started hooking at tourist hangouts, at least that’s what I was told by those people in Barbados… you know that she was offering foreigners her teen pussy for money, leading to a fairy tale princess career that her gutter whore ass could only dream of…but that has in turn given her this ridiculous ego that she brings back to Barbados a bunch of times a year, where she shows off to her old peers who never bothered with her, but more importantly, to get money and free land and all kinds of other shit by the government, cuz they feel she’s good for tourism….and the whole thing pisses everyone off, but yet she still has the balls to host some Parade shit, you know like the snobby cunt too good for you but to the power of 100, where she now stays in a fancy resort, and orders the staff around worse than the white people….and the whole thing is disgusting…but not as disgusting as her sloppy fucking gut as she half nakedly parties…back home as locals look at her with disappointment and disgust.

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Here are some pics of Rihanna looking like shit, and I’m not saying that cuz she’s brown…I’m saying that cuz these pics aren’t hot.

This isn’t an issue of race, color, religion or cree….it’s an issue of Rihanna being dressed in an outfit you’d think was a product of sex between a tacky crazy old lady in FLorida, a homeless person who takes whateverclothes he can find in the bin of clothes people don’t want in his size and a fucking clown……

I’m not fashion expert, but I can say that next time around, the only skin she’s showing shouldn’t be the tree trunk legs, but instead her vagina or even nipple, cuz at least I can distract myself from the cold hard truth that Rihanna, as sexed up as she acts, is hardly sex.

Good times….crazy person clothes…not pussy or tits…not flattering or even fun to look at….so why the fuck did I post this…no fucking clue….but I did…let’s just say I did it for her friend in the white pants…cuz white pants coupled with periods are dangereous and I just love thick bitches who live on the ede…

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Here’s Rihanna showing off a set of tits that are straight out of a National Geographic from the late 60s I used to jerk off too…All pancaked and tribal…like they’ve never seen a bra…but are perfect to store fire wood and other supplies under cuz they keep a snug fit or some shit…

It kinda scares me, in a man with tits, dressed up like a woman, cuz it’s part of his orange haired clown at the kids birthday party gone wrong act that never really became a hit…But I’ll still stare at the shit. No racist…cuz tits are tits whether they look good to titty fuck, or make you hungry for Ihop or not….

Here are Rihanna’s shit tits…all pectorial and spread out…sagging in some weirdness you probably like…

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I think it is safe to assume that Rihanna reads this site…firstly cuz everyone reads this site, it is like an amazing cult, next level content, innovative, interesting, funny, politically charged, riveting, thought provoking, and representative of the state of America, no holds barred coverage of all that is bullshit content….that no one actually reads….but secondly, cuz I made the obvious observation that she should be wearing heels…cuz her thick legs can’t support flats….and here she is wearing heels…coincidence…no way…obvious…maybe but I’d rather not think about that…cuz it is discouraging to the plight of the drunkenstepfather….

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I’m not a fashion consultant, but I could be, provided the people hiring me were interested in learning how to dress like you’re poor, don’t shower, don’t wash your clothes….you know practically homeless, thrift store/mission specials from over decades ago, that’s I’ve kinda just wear them into the ground….soiled, stained, been through and seen more shit, both figuratively and literally than most 25 years old…..

But even I know, if you’re built with short, thick legs, you should probably rock a pair of very very tall heels….cuz shit will lean you out, and make the world forget you’re a sturdy bitch who can hold her own when a motherfucker chokes you out for being a total cunt who lead him to choke you out…you crazy bajan trash….

Here are her stumpy, thick, shitty legs cuz when I see skin, even on clown-haired freaks, I get excited….now if only she was juggling….my balls….in her mouth….Do-Do DoDo DoDo Do-Do Do Do…..(that was my attempt at writing out the circus song)….

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She looks so comfortable in it as she holds onto some manly lookin bitch I assume is her top….

I feel like this is the outfit Rihanna wore the morning after she first was found, you know after being picked up at 14 in Barbados at some karaoke bar, cuz the rumor is she was a teen prostitute….before dude brought her back to NYC to introduce her well trained throat to his friends…

I also feel like this is the outfit Rihanna wore the morning after she was first signed, you know after the exec who promised her a career in exchange for a huge percentage, took advantage of her well trained throat and left her in his apartment to sort out her shit while he went back to the office.

This is probably the same outfit she wore after recording the first album, after having her first endorsement deal, after her first award show, I mean countless times on her rise to the fucking top…

So although seemingly inappropriate to wear in public, it’s actually this bitch’s uniform…one that she’ll never be able to take off, cuz wearing a man’s shirt cuz she doesn’t have clothes of her own to wear is deep rooted in her whore soul….

This is the walk of shame outfit….without it being a walk of shame…cuz her entire life is something to be ashamed of cuz it’s based on devil work….but her bank account compensates nicely for that….small tradeoff….

Either way, here she is gone dyke….cuz men beat the shit out of her cuz we don’t appreciate her annoying cunt behavior….unless that’s her mom…which would make sense too.

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Yeah…there’s really no point of this post at all…I don’t even like Rihanna…but I do like black women…and the way they are shaped…so I think that’s what this is all about…but I haven’t fully figured it out…cuz I’m a do before I think it through kinda guy…especially when it comes to unprotected sex.

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These pictures of Rihanna having lunch in what may be a bikini would have been better if they were taken at the deportation department at the immigration office…you know cuz I find her irritating and it’d be nice to see her sent back to her lovely island only to leave American pop culture alone, like the refuge she technically is…stealing jobs from our locals….they’d also be better if her bikini wasn’t a bikini but swimwear more of the nudist beach variety….cuz I’d rather see a bitch’s pussy that this mess, cuz whether I find her hot or not,really doens’t matter, since pussy is really what makes the world go round…or at least what got Rihanna work when she teenage prostituted herself to the right person….totally overrated trash…good times…

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Rihanna’s funny….I don’t know what she’s doing with her career but definitely in some kind of period of re-adjustment….trying to find her place amongst the Gagas….tapping into some Island flavor to give her some edge, despite denouncing her Island flavor when leaving to make it in America….but earlier this weekend she was lap dancing some women and didn’t even ask her name…and now she’s in some string bikini on stage showing off her thickness…it’s like it’s become the Rihanna back alley stripclub song and dance show…and I’m into it…even though I hate her.

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